56. Talk about zombies

"YOUR GOVERNMENT LITERALLY HAS A PLAN FOR THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE?!"

America nodded enthusiastically. "Yeah, my bosses got a plan in case the Walking Dead becomes a reality!"

England literally had to choke down one of his scones down in order not to laugh at his former colony.

"But… what if the zombie apocalypse never does happen?"

America's brows furrowed. "Hey, I know that it's possible from watching youtube videos and awesome science articles. For example, there's the possibility of this ant fungus, that literally takes over ant brains and kills them, mutating into something that could affect humans- Yo Germany!"

Germany turned his head towards the North American nation. "Can you hand me that megaphone?"

He grabbed the amplifier and shouted out loudly into it, "WILL ANYONE TELL IGGY THAT MY GOVERNMENT IS NOT CRAZY FOR PREPARING FOR THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE?"

The room's heads all slowly turned towards the one who had yelled. France sniggered a little bit, and then asked, "Are you serious?"

Once, again the American bobbed his head up and down wildly, expecting them all to side with him.

Instead, the room burst into peals of laughter, some nations literally crying from laughter, others pounding on the desk like their very life depended on it (poor table…).

"We'll see who's laughing when the zombies do start to take over..."

57. Shout things that would otherwise be weird

"SUCK BALL! I knew that the fortune cookie would give me bad luck today!"

"You say the weirdest things ever…"

"You were the one who yelled, 'The Kama Sutra is better than this' in the middle of the airport while reading 50 shades of grey.."

"Touche."

"I warned you that it would be a very shitty piece of work."

58. Send drunken threats through text messaging

Romania: -I WILL POOP INSIDE OF YOU-

Bulgaria: -Are you drunk-

Romania: -NO WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT? I WILL SERIOUSLY POOP INSIDE OF YOU-

Bulgaria: -oh god you are-

59. Dildos

"GERMANY!"

"...Is Prussia playing on your piano with a dildo again?"

"Why else do you think I called you?!"

60. Dress like an anime character with pigtails and everything

"For soft power… yeah... Aiyaa, the sacrifices I make for world domination..."


Okay, I was having a conversation with my friend about the zombie apocalypse and she was talking about how the US government legit had a plan if it did happen. I laughed, being from another nation, and said of course the United States gov would legitimately plan for the zombie apocalypse. She looked at me and said, "Well, will you be laughing when everyone's dead but we're alive?" Lol...

Alright, I saw this comic on stirringwind tumblr, about how China was dressed up in that girly anime outfit like in that comic strip, and he was just powdering his face with a bunch of other girly accessories, and just saying, soft power soft power, the sacrifices I make for world domination... I couldn't not use it here...