61. Cotton Balls
One cold day, Poland discovered that if he dipped cotton balls in water, they would stick to anything when the temp was cold enough.
And that was why Russia couldn't go to the meeting on Friday because his car was covered entirely in cotton balls.
62. Old Geezer
And for the rest of the day, all of Asia referred to China and India as "Old farts".
63. YuGiOh
"Don't worry Egypt, with the Millenium items, you will never lose!"
"...That's just an animeā¦"
64. TP the Meeting room as much as possible
When the nations entered the meeting room that morning, they had no idea if they were in the right place. The entire room was covered in the white tissue and they could barely make out where the walls ended and the ceiling began. It took them forever to get rid of the toilet paper and it didn't help that the less mature nations were randomly diving into the tissue, yelling, "CANNONBALL!"
Meanwhile, a certain Canadian was chuckling evilly outside the building.
65. Run through the Make-up department and yell, "There's a dead body in aisle 3!"
Iran glared at Qatar. "My make up does not make me look like a dead body.", they said as they held the younger nation up from their collar.
Kuwait tried to squirm out of the older nation's grip. "Saudi said so!"
Iran and Saudi Arabia then proceeded to engage in a verbal shit flinging contest. Much time was wasted that day.
My headcanon is that Iran is male down on paper but identifies as gender-fluid and enjoys wearing clothing and accessories of either genders. Any pronouns are fine but I refer to Iran as 'they'. Saudi Arabia and Iran are currently fighting for influence in the Middle East.
