66. McDonalds
"Damn it Russia, will you please stop taking out your hate for me on McDonald's?! You took McRibs away from their menu, you monster."
"Fredka, I launched into that investigation in Ronald McDonald House Charities for a reason. We had evidence that they were laundering money!"
"...Dude. Do you know how corrupt one has to be investigated by your government? Way more corrupt than Ol' Ronald."
67. Europe
"China? What do you say makes a West European nation a West European nation?" Taiwan asked, looking at her brother..
"Well, there's a lot of factors that play into that, but my definition would be 'has a history of starting wars'." the older nation replied as he continued on writing a paper.
Taiwan blinked once, then fell into raucous laughter. "If that was the definition of a Western European nation, you would be one too!" she sniggered, barely able to control her trembling body.
68. Old People
"Ugh, I'm so jaded that I don't care about you and your 'swag'."
"I'm so old and so cynical, let's go do old people stuff like drinking tea and yelling at the kids to get off our lawn."
"I'm ugly shrivelled raisin who can't be a cool person."
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"Stupid babies, thinking that they're so funny and witty and are great at imitating our voices. Hey, China, remember that one time you time sacrificed prisoners of wars to the gods?"
"Do I ever, aiyaa. Remember when you would execute prisoners by tying them to the bottoms of elephants' feet and stomping their bodies around in a courtyard?"
"Oh yeah! And then that one time..."
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"Old people are terrifying."
"Yeah."
69. Hockey
America and Canada were walking down the sidewalk one say when Canada abruptly stopped. America followed suit.
Canada glance around, and said, "Is that…?"
America sniffed and nodded, "Smells like…"
Both of them grinned evilly, the light casting sharp shadows on their expressions.
"Hockey"
Let the Stanley cup playoffs begin.
70. Putin
"Bro, your boss looks like Max from that rabbit show, Max & Ruby. I'm not even kidding."
Tbh, Russia kind of does take out their American Anger on Mcdonalds. When the American sanctions went into place, the Russian removed the Filet o fish, claiming that the calorie content was three times higher than advertised (like that's their biggest concern from a Russian Mcdonald's fish..) And when they did do an investigation for the Ronald McDonald House Charities, most of their evidence came from is the fact that they listed some of their assets under "other" on a tax form that was posted publicly on their own website. No one posts evidence of money laundering on the internet. Thats not how crime is supposed to work, you dum dums.
If you look at the history of a lot of Western European nations (minus switzerland), you will see that they caused a lot of wars that happened. Tbh, aggressive and expansionist China is pretty historical. Many dynasties were spent on warfare and maintain military interests and while China did invent a lot of stuff, a lot of warfare innovations came from China and they fought quite often, thinking themselves to be better than those 'barbarians' outside of the Yellow River, where China got his start. So really, China's being kind of hypocritical when he complains about all those little nations starting wars when he's been doing the same thing (and still is) for his long, 4000+ lifetime.
