71. Soccer
Vietnam gave the soccer ball another kick that sent it flying.
...straight into Hong Kong's face, knocking him unconscious and bloody. You could practically see everyone in the field sweatdrop.
"E-Eh-Eh!?" Taiwan exclaimed nervously at Vietnam, who was now knocking over Macau as if he were a toy doll. "Um, aren't you around 4,000 years?! Calm down!"
"NEVER! I'LL NEVER BE TOO OLD TO WIN!"
72. Milkshake
"Want some of my milkshake, China?"
"...India. Is that marijuana in milkshake form?
"Maybe."
73. Crowns
"Wow, Austria, you have such beautiful crowns!" Denmark exclaimed. "But they hardly match up to mine!" he says as he holds up an equally bejeweled and sparkly crown.
"Haha, you'd be kidding yourself if you think your crown is better than mine!" Prussia grinned as he triumphantly displayed his gold crown on top of his head. The nations began to bicker amongst themselves over who had the best crown before a particular American stepped in, beaming.
"I think we're forgetting the most important one of all… 'MURICA!" shouted America as he proudly held up his Burger King crown.
74. Big Brother
"Call me elder brother or I'll smash your computer to bits with a stick of butter."
Iceland had to admit, Norway was getting desperate.
75. Water World War
No one knows how it began. Maybe a nation tossed a water balloon at another teasingly and it spiraled out of control. Maybe someone got a SuperSoaker from Santa and decided to celebrate this by squirting it all over the place. Maybe a certain Mediterranean nation got a new toy (hint, hint, a titanic hose with a fucking van on top of it) and decided to let all hell break loose in the process of showing it off.
"FUCK YOU TURKEY. FUCK YOU."
"Say all you want Greece, but you can't deny that this awesome. So, how about another spray in the face?"
In 71, Vietnam is almost as old as China, dating back to the Mid Hong Bang dynasty. The early Hong Bang dynasty people lived in the mountains and in the early years of the Hong Bang dynasty, people began moving to the lowlands, so I place her birth around this time period.
For number 72, it's not uncommon to consume marijuana in milkshake form in India lol.
Turkey legitimately got a truck with a huge hose on top of it to control protests and riots. (I wouldn't be surprised if the inventor was the same person who designed the water gun loaded with tear gas)
