76. Flag
"America, you don't need to spend a 10 million dollars to fly back to the moon again just to re-erect your flag! Besides, you still have that debt to pay off to China!"
"Nonsense France! He was the one who knocked my flag down in the first place! The debt can wait, but patriotism can't."
77. Walk up to an old geezer and say, "GRANDPA! You're alive! It's a miracle!"
Needless to say, India wasn't as amused by this as the rest of the Indian subcontinent.
78. Tea
WWI…
"Goddamnit England, stop wasting all those rounds to boil your tea! We need the rounds more than your precious Earl Grey!"
"Are you implying that bullets are worth more than my tea?! A ridiculous notion, you should've seen their price in the 1800s!"
79. Grab a can of whipped cream and spray it on a bald guy's head.
The South Korean found out soon enough that even Tibet's mystical self-control had limits too.
80. Make a man out of you
"Are you trying to tell me that you're one of the most powerful countries in the world but can't break steel with your forehead?! What kind of man are you? I hope you know how weak and pathetic you are, especially once you've gone through my training program!"
After the Allies managed to take China's wok away and knocking him out to sleep his drunkenness off, the remaining nations quickly hobbled back home (or as quickly as they could…) to rest their intensely sore muscles from China's agonizing five hour workout, intended to train any army in 3 minute music video.
76: So i saw this thing on Tumblr where people were joking about how if China did make it to the moon and knocked over all the American flags, America would 100% spend millions to put it back lol.
77: WWI soldiers would fire thousands of rounds over the German trenches to boil the coolant water in their machine guns to make tea.
