81. The Red Berets
Every year, the country of Belarus has its new army recruits undergo through quite possibly the most dangerous assault course in the world since Genghis Khan and the Romans in order to earn the "Red Beret" title, the most prized status in Belarusian society. It involves jumping over numerous burning tires several feet below the recruits, navigating through narrow tunnels full of gas while wearing masks, and balancing on beams as current Berets throw tires and/or 'playfully' shoot rifles. Very few recruits ever pass through, 17 out of the 150 soldiers made it through in 2012. The results haven't changed at all in the past few years.
And every year, the Belarusian government sends a certain woman to show these weaklings how it's really done.
82. Military Uniforms
"So that means you're interested?" America inquired as he looked at the mirror, which displayed the word HOMO on Russia's back.
"Hm? Whatever do you mean, Fredka?"
83. Mean Girls
It started with Monaco asking Italy if he was going to re enact Mean Girls with Poland (jokingly, mind you).
It proceeded with dozens and dozens of countries joining in.
It ended with the BTT running over dozens of countries with a pink school bus.
84. Memes
China:
WHAT
ARE
THOOOOSSSSEEEE
The rest of East Asia:
Grandpa
Grandpa pls
stop
you're too old to shitpost
85. Transformers 4
"YOU KNOW WHAT I BLAME YOU AMERICANS YOU FINALLY CAUGHT ON TO MICHAEL BAY'S BULLSHIT SO NOW THEY HAVE TO MARKET THIS PIECE OF UTTER TRASH TO MY CITIZENS GODDAMNIT THEY SPENT MORE TIME JUSTIFYING SEX WITH MINORS THAN EXPLAINING WHY THE SEARS TOWER IS IN THE BACKGROUND OF FUCKING HONG KONG"
Hong Kong finally collapsed about a few hours of ranting in his drunken madness. China and America ignored because A) The movie put Chinese brands all over the place so more money for the old geezer, and B) America, like Hong Kong said, already caught on to thehalf baked crap Bay was pulling out of his ass so didn't respond to the Asian's complaints.
You can look up 'Red Berets Obstacle Course' to see pictures of it! Most of them include fire, gases, blood, or all of them.
In Russia, they have the OMON which is basically the Russian version of SWAT. The thing is, the N in cyrillic looks like H, so at first glance, it just looks like OMOH. But when a OMON soldier turns his back to a mirror...
