Disclaimer: I don't own Pokémon.
A/N To anyone who might have been waiting for an update, I'm sorry for taking so long. I've had my hands full with other stuff. You know how it is.
Anyway, this story was inspired by both and Silvers45's suggestions involving over-description ( 's idea) and too many parings (Silvers45's).
Be prepared to burn your eyes out from overexposure to excessive clothing detail. Just a warning.
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Of Clothes and Pairings
Oh, hi there peoples. Guess what! I'm gonna tell you a super-duper awesome story about these really fabulous girls who fall in love with really fabulous guys! Doesn't that sound fun?
Oh, and they're hot. If you didn't think this story was gonna be a masterpiece before, I bet you do now. Because they're hot.
Anyway, our story begins with Misty, May, Dawn, and Leaf just hangin' out in their shared apartment and stuff, chillaxin' and stuff. And listening to whatever's popular on the radio right now. 'Cause that stuff's so cool and stuff. Stuff, stuff, stuff.
Why are they all sharing an apartment together, you ask? Because this is AU, and I can do whatever I want. Besides, they need to be in the same location . . . for convenience
Why is Leaf there, you ask? Because it's AU! Also, I need someone to pair up with Gary. Aren't I smart for coming up with that idea?
Wait, no I'm not?
. . .
You guys are jerks. You think you're so much smarter than me, BUT YOU'RE NOT!
Anyway, I'll show you just how awesome these chicks are, and also give you some idea of what they're like as people in general. How will I do that, you ask?
I'll tell you what they're wearing, of course!
Misty was wearing a pair of skin-tight, low-rise, baby blue, ultra-sparkly cutoff jeans that she bought from Pokécrombie and Fitch. She was also wearing, um . . . here, let me Google it . . . um, a halter top? Yeah, the kind where there's a strap or whatever that goes behind your neck. Anyway, it was a light green, was made of a very fine material that was super comfortable and soft and clingy (to show off her amazing body), and had sparkles all over it. Plus she was wearing socks. No shoes though, 'cause she was inside.
May was wearing a pair of black, super tight skinny jeans with lots of rips and tears and worn patches and bleached-out areas on them. (They were put there on purpose to make the pants look cooler—and it totally worked!) Her shirt was a red tank top that had rips on the side, and the front of the shirt read, 'My Sexy Sense is Tingling'. For most people, these clothes would have made them look homeless. But the outfit looked totally fabulous and hot on May. (It also would have looked awesome on Misty or Dawn or Leaf or Gary.) And she had socks.
Dawn was wearing a short white skirt that was made of the finest silk (and that cost a load of money—money that might otherwise been wasted on things like charity or whatever). She was also wearing a . . . aw darn, what do you call it? A shirt that doesn't cover your middle. Whatever that's called. Anyway, her shirt was a light pink (baby pink?), was really tight, and had some sort of light blue swirly patterns or whatever on it. And she was wearing socks.
Leaf was wearing . . . I can't even think of anything she should wear. Oh well. Just know that she looked absolutely fabulous and hot. And was wearing socks.
Suddenly, Dawn's sparkly pink high-tech cell phone started to ring. Guess what happened next?
She answered it! Cool, right?
"Hello?" she said melodiously. "Who is it?"
"Hi Dawn!" said Paul. "It's me, Paul!" In case you don't know, Paul is this really mean (i.e. awesome) guy from Sinnoh. In the anime, he's all cold and hostile, but since this is AU, I can make him act however I want.
"Hi Paul!" said Dawn, as the other girls in the room listened in. "What's up?"
"Well," said Paul in a really annoying voice, "me, Ash, Drew, and Gary got some cool news. Our new album set a record for the fastest-selling album this year."
Yep, that's right; Paul, Ash, Drew, and Gary are all pop stars. 'Cause this is AU.
"Oh, that's nice," she said, without showing any real sign of being impressed. Paul was less than pleased.
"That's it?" he asked. "We make a top-selling album, and all you can say is 'That's nice'?"
"Well," said Dawn, "seeing as our new album is about to hit stores, I don't see your record staying on the top for very long." The other girls in the room snickered sexily. It's possible for them to snicker sexily, 'cause this is AU.
And yeah, the girls are pop stars, too.
Anyway, Dawn and Paul argued on the phone for a while, with Dawn totally pwning Paul with every word she said. I know Dawn doesn't exactly do stuff like that in the anime, but like I said, this is AU.
Anyway, after a long, boring talk that I won't bother to tell you about, Dawn hung up. Story flow ftw!
"Well, guys," she said. "Ash, Gary, Drew, and Paul said they're going over to a club at nine o' clock tonight. What do you say we head on over there and surprise them?
The others all immediately agreed to Dawn's plan. Then they started to talk about clothes and hairstyles and all that important stuff, until May looked at the clock and gasped.
"Oh em gee, guys!" she shouted. It's four o' clock in the afternoon! We only have five hours to get ready before we have to be at the club!"
The others gasped in horror, and immediately began to run around and do all the mysterious stuff that girls do to get ready for a night out at a club. I'm not exactly sure why it would take so long to get ready, but whatever. They were being sexily meticulous.
Oh, and just so you know, 'meticulous' is like totally a really big and cool word, and you can tell I'm smart because I used it.
And then boom, they were at the club. And the guys were also there, and they were all awestruck at how amazing the girls looked, even though they saw them on a regular basis and so they should have been used to them. But this is AU, so I have the freedom to make them act however I want. Anyway, the following conversation went something like this:
"Wow! You girls look amazing!"
"Thanks! So do you guys."
"Thanks! But seriously though, you look so amazing and gorgeous and hot. I never realized how beautiful you were."
"Oh, stop it. We're not that hot."
And so the next few hours were spent with the guys complimenting the girls, and the girls disagreeing with them and insisting that they weren't all that or whatever. It was a really boring conversation, so I'm not going to give you any more details.
Time jump!
A few weeks later, Misty's and May's and Dawn's and Leaf's album hit the stores, and it sold out really quickly! The album had songs about partying and drinking and boyfriends and everything else that's awesome and trendy. Ash, Gary, Drew, and Paul were shocked and a little bit jealous at how successful the girls' album was.
. . . I don't really know what else to add to this story, other than that eventually Ash and Misty ended up together, as did Drew and May, Dawn and Paul, and Gary and Leaf. That was, of course, after some sort of situation happened where the boys faked a relationship with the girls for some reason, the girls found out and promptly dumped them, and then the boys begged for forgiveness and were eventually pardoned. Then they happily dated for a while.
But alas, all good things must come to an end. About a year after the faking-their-relationships fiasco, Ash, Gary, Drew, and Paul found that dating their current girlfriends wasn't what it was all cracked up to be. Ash got tired of Misty always throwing things at him or hitting him with her mallet whenever she got mad (it was really funny whenever that happened, though, so I don't know what his deal was), so he broke up with her; Gary found that he didn't enjoy dating a non-anime character, and Leaf later went back her game to be a trainer and remained happily single (not that I know how that's even possible to enjoy being single); Drew and May got into some big fight about who was a better Coordinator, then split up; and Dawn and Paul finally got tired of each other due to the fact that they had practically nothing in common, apparently forgetting about the freaking 'opposites attract' rule.
And thus ends the super tragic tale of a bunch of good-looking, talented people.
Moral of the story?
Please don't stuff stories with pairings, or they'll end up looking like this.
Thuh End
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A/N Sorry for the level of derp in this chapter. D: I'm really not good at writing . . . stuff like this. At any rate, I hope it was entertaining. If it wasn't, well, at least this was a short chapter! herp derp
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Oh, and I have a little question about Chapter 3. Did any of you guys notice something interesting about the Mary Sue's initials? Well, did you? :D
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Okay, this Author's Note is getting absurdly long. Bye!
