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God bit His bottom lip. "Can't I just… skip Sabbath tomorrow?" He asked His son.

"…" Michael decided to keep quiet for the moment. It would do no one good if he lost his sanity here. If not him, then who else would do all the work in Heaven? God certainly wouldn't. He heard a muffled sound and shot the fallen angel on the other side of God a glare.

Lucifer tried desperately to keep from laughing, but a small giggle still escaped from his lips. 'I cannot believe that idiot!' he thought and he tried to stifle another snigger.

"Well then, it's decided!" said God in a final tone. "Tomorrow I'll skip Sabbath." A little smile spread on His lips as He was reminded of something. "Sabbath was the day I took Mary's virginity."

Michael's eyes snapped wide open. "M-mary's virginity?" he stuttered.

Lucifer turned to face God. "You mean the one they call Holy Mother on earth?"

God nodded cheekily. "Yup, she was a beauty and I just had to have her!"

"Oh, I remember!" Lucifer nodded as he thought back about that time. "You did her, but because you're a spirit, you're not able to materialize, thus she couldn't officially be broken."

God grinned. "Yeah, and everyone thought she was a virgin mother. Have they never heard of reproduction before!?"

Lucifer laughed. "So, was she good?" he asked to which God nodded.

"She was great! I was so pleased, that I decided to leave her a present."

"You mean part of Yourself," Michael commented dryly, although a light blush dusted his fair cheeks. "You left part of Yourself inside Mary's womb and Jesus was born."

Lucifer blinked. "Jesus?" He wrinkled his eyebrows in confusion. "Hold up, I thought Jesus was my half-brother!" He pulled himself up from his position in God's arm and sat up straight. "How can Jesus be my half-brother when he's you?" he asked God with a face that looked thoroughly confused.

Michael blinked. "You mean you didn't know?"

Lucifer shrugged. "I was busy in Hell at that time, but one of my minions told me something about it." He eyed God for a moment as a thought came to him. "But aren't your angels more than enough? I mean, you have thousands of them, all looking more beautiful than any human being can look like and all very willing to do whatever you please."

"Well… how do I have to put this." God let out a little sigh. "The more the better, right?"

"…"

The two angels were both robbed of their speech as the Lord's words sank in.

"You're corrupted by Greed, dad!" Lucifer exclaimed when he climbed out of his stupor and he laughed and gave his father a playful little punch.

Michael shook his head. "Think of Your followers, Father." He let out a sigh. A headache was coming up and Michael was not too pleased with that. He brought his hands up and rubbed his temples.

Lucifer laughed a little and hopped up from his spot. He bounced towards Michael and flopped down behind him. "Let me help you," he offered and he put his fingertips on Michael's temples. Slowly he moved, giving the archangel a light massage.

Michael relaxed under Lucifer's skilful fingers and dropped his own hands. He would have wanted Lucifer to massage him more often, especially after their sparring contests. 'I wish he were back in Heaven. I want to have those silly quarrels with him again…' A little blush dusted Michael's face.

A soft melody left Lucifer's lips as he hummed an angelic song.

'Say bye-bye to commandment six and nine.'

You shall not commit adultery.

You shall not covet your neighbour's wife.


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