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Christopher Thorndyke grabbed his microphone and looked at the TV screen broadcasting the living room of the Thorndyke mansion.

"Hello housemates. Tonight is the night of the first live eviction. Dipper, Marco, Rigby & Sonic were up for eviction on Sunday but now we're saying goodbye to one of them!" Chris on the big living room television screen, "Now, let's take a few moments for our sponsors."

As the cameras turned off to focus on a commercial about 'Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension', back in the house, most of the housemates were anxious about the first evictee.

"He's the one hosting this show?" Rigby asked in surprise, "He's probably younger than all of us!"

"Yeah, I'm just only a temporary host," Chris admitted, revealing that he can still hear them "Sam Smith was meant to do it tonight but he's currently going on a James Bond vacation."

"Any idea on who might be going home tonight?" Dipper wondered.

Chris chuckled in response, "You'll just have to find out. I already know of course but Sam did ask me to take my time slowly in reading those things. He said it helps brings in more viewers."

Just then, a flashing red light appeared on the TV screen ahead of Chris, "Looks like we've live in five. Get ready."

The red light stopped flashing, signalling the young boy to read the transcript.

"Welcome back everyone! I hope you enjoyed that movie trailer because I didn't. Looks too scary for me!"

Sonic smirked in response once Chris glanced away for a second.

"Housemates, you are live on air so please don't swear. As a reminder, once you are evicted, you have two minutes to say your goodbyes and leave the house. I'm coming to get you! Well technically one of the producers will be doing so by a limo but I was told to say that.

A few of the producers and camera crew glared at Chris, oblivious to him.

"I can now reveal that the first two housemates safe are..."

...

"Dipper and..."

Dipper screamed internally in response, keeping an excited face for the other housemates to hear.

"Sonic!"

"Oh yeah!" Sonic exclaimed.

"This means that Marco or Rigby will be evicted tonight. How do you feel you two?"

"Intimidated," Marco replied.

Rigby shrugged, "I'm not worried at all. I'm safe this week."

"Don't count on it Rigby. Anything can happen," Chris warned, "And now, the moment everyone has been waiting for! The first person or raccoon to be evicted from my mans- I meant the Big Brother house is..."

As the Big Brother Audience waited for Chris to say that final word, the housemates were comforting Marco & Rigby. Although Star was still annoyed at Marco, she still secretly wanted Marco to stay in the house although she won't admit it now. Eileen on the other hand was hugging Rigby in comfort, hoping his boyfriend (I think?) is safe for another week.

"Rigby!" Chris finally said it, "Rigby you have two minutes to say your goodbyes before you'll have to leave the house."

As Chris disconnected his camera to the housemates, Rigby was feeling a bit down due to being the first one out in the competition.

"I'll miss you Rigby!" Eileen said as she pulled him for one last goodbye hug.

"Yeah, you were pretty cool," Sonic added, "Sad to see you go this early."

"It's okay guys, I had a good time with most of you." Rigby said as he got his bags and proceeded to head towards the front door of the mansion, "I'll miss this place!"

"We've only been in this mansion for two days now," Dipper pointed out, "Unless you were talking about the other house."

"Yeah, it was nice there aside from the whole 'house-destroying' bit," Rigby admitted.

Penny blushed in embarrassment, "Sorry about that by the way."

Rigby shrugged in response, "Don't worry about it, you were awesome even if you did destroy most of the house," Rigby was now standing at the front door. He took a deep breath and walked out, "Cya everyone, I hope one of you spends the million on something good!"


"Welcome back to the Live Eviction show," Chris announced as he sat on a comfy chair in front of the entire audience, "Here with me is the first evictee – RIGBY!"

The camera panned towards Rigby who was sitting on another comfy chair besides Chris. In the meantime, the audience was screaming their heads off (not literally) over the small raccoon. Most of the audience were hardcore fangirls who wanted the Rigby. Unfortunately for them, he was committed to a relationship with Eileen.

As Chris ushered the crowd to settle down (or at least try; it took four security guards to seriously shush them up), Chris read his script card and got into business right away.

"So Rigby, how did you feel about your time in the houses? Any regrets?"

"Well, now that you think about it... I could've made a better first impression on Day 1," Rigby admitted, "I hate to say it but I should've been a bit more nicer to certain housemates."

"Yeah, that would've prevented you from being evicted first," Chris agreed, "Was there any housemate you liked or disliked... besides Eileen of course?"

Rigby paused for a long moment before responding, "I would have to go with Sonic as my best friend in that house but for the worst? I dunno man."

"C'mon Rigby, you know you want to!" Chris winked.

Oblivious to the wink whatsoever, Rigby decided to continue his answer, "I hate to say it but it's got to be Timmy. I know that we haven't been talking a lot to each other during my time but I just have that strong urge to punch him in the nuts."

"Thanks for that extra detail," Chris sarcastically remarked, "Now because you were voted out, all of the housemates recorded messages just in case you were voted out. Let's view them!"

On the big screen, an image of a loading icon appeared before it was replaced by a shot of Marco in the diary room about to give the message.

Marco: Sorry Rigby but I was the one who nominated you for two points. Don't kill us... please?

The screen then changed to Star, notifying the audience that this was the second in the many messages to go.

Star: I'm so sorry Rigby. It was Marco's idea, not mine! Just kill him and spare MEEHHHH!

Gumball: Can't believe you've been eliminated! You were one of the coolest raccoons I kne- (*audible mumbling can be heard in the background*), yes Penny I know that Rigby is the only raccoon in her- (*cuts out*)

Eileen: If you're seeing this, I apologize for Gumball. He just had a lot of sugar lately so he's obviously not thinking straight (*faint shouting from Gumball can be heard in the background outside the Diary Room*). Yep, I got to go! I hope you don't see th- (*cuts out*)

Dipper: Seriously? I'm meant to say something to nice to Rigby? But he's soooo annoying, all he ever does is complain in the house. Where's the record button in this diary ro- found i-(*cuts out*)

Mabel: Hey! Mabel here! I'm really going to miss that adorable face of yours Rigby! Awwww I wish I could just cuddle up to you close as we lay in bed together and as we go beneath the blan-

"SKIP!" Rigby yelled before Mabel started explaining what she would do to him under the covers.

Sonic: Sup Rigby? I'm bummed out that you're gone now since you were the only one who thought the most like me. Now I'm just surrounded by a bunch of kids and I've already had to deal with one annoying one named Ch-

"SKIP!" Chris yelled as the screen was suddenly replaced with Timmy.

Timmy: Rigby, you were cool... I guess but I didn't really get to know you. Honestly, I'm neutral on this.

SpongeBob: . . .

"Seriously? That's SpongeBob's message? It's just him playing with his fingers like sock puppets," Rigby said in an annoyed tone.

"To be fair, Sam did say that it's the exact same message for all four of the nominees since he couldn't get him to be in one-spot for a whole minute!"

"Yeah, that is true. He always seemed to have drunk too much soda," Rigby observed as the video cut off, finally showing Jimmy Neutron's message.

Jimmy: If it makes you feel better, I nominated Sonic for two points while you were only nominated for one point. Sorry but it's a competition. Better luck next time Rigby.

Rigby looked over at the monitor, unfazed at the varying messages that he had just witnessed, "Just as expected obviously."

"And it looks like we're just out of time for this episode! One last question before we go, who do you think will be nominated on Sunday."

"Probably Eileen but I really hope not. She's amazing and I can't believe we've been dating!"

"And there you have it! I'm Christopher Thorndyke and this has been eviction night!"

As the cameras turned off, a heckler in the audience was delivering his last few words on the show.

"YOU SUCK AT HOSTING!"

'Oh shut it!" Chris angrily responded.


10:00pm – The Bedroom

In one of the bedrooms, Eileen felt like she was alone despite being chained to Jimmy. Since Rigby's eviction, Eileen fell into a mild depression and most of the housemates comforted her through the night.

"It's okay Eileen," Penny comforted, "You have our backs. Let's win this for Rigby!"

"Thanks guys but I want to be alone."

"I don't think that's possible with Jimmy handcuffed to you."

"Well, everyone but Jimmy."

Abiding to Eileen's request, everyone but the two of them left the room. Soon enough, the two of them feel asleep although while Jimmy was dreaming of happiness, Eileen was dreaming of sadness; sadness of losing Rigby.