Gage The Hedgehog: Thanks :)
It was another Friday night inside a packed television studio. Adele was busy in her own studio room looking at the mirror while applying her make-up while Rigby was lounging around in the staff room, drinking a soda. Because Rigby was the first to be evicted, his boss Benson decided to fire him before the park he used to work in got some bad PR. This of course, let to Rigby being practically being homeless until a few days ago; he was spotted by a Big Brother producer and was offered a job at presenting.
Unfortunately, not all were pleased with the news. Sam Smith really hated raccoons for some reason and once he heard that Rigby was co-presenting with him via contract, he immediately resigned on the show to work on a new song for a James Bond movie. Rigby shrugged though, he never really liked him in the first place and he preferred the Mission Impossible movies than the James Bond ones.
A cameraman walked into the room with a clipboard handy. He looked around and saw only Rigby was present. Sighing in relief, the man walked over to Rigby, informing him that the show was going to start in five. In response, Rigby took his can of soda and threw it into the trash from a couple of metres away. The can landed perfectly inside the trash can as the brown raccoon walked towards the live studio.
Two of his former housemates were going to be interviewed by him tonight.
"Welcome to the live double eviction night!" the presenter known as Adele introduced. She sat on a sofa as she said those words. The cameras around her panned in on the audience, showing that they were just little yellow minions from the Despicable Me movie. The producers have lost their wrestling fans and had to replace the audience with those yellow creatures. None of whom were smarter than an average four year old and were easily bribed by bananas.
Adele put her hand up, signalling the crowd to settle down. The minions noticed this and stayed quiet. Adele put her hand down, and introduced herself.
"Hello everyone, I'm Adele and welcome to Eviction Night! Did I mention it was live? Regardless, tonight two housemates will be eliminated and we'll reveal who you decided to boot off."
Suddenly, Adele looked behind to see the screen behind her showing a live-feed of the Living Room, "Let's inform the housemates about the news!"
7:00pm – The Living Room
The twelve remaining housemates were gathered together, all of them anxiously awaiting the results of the Eviction. After all, every single one of the nominated housemates didn't want to leave this mansion at all.
Sonic was leaning back, showing how chilled and relaxed he was to everyone but deep down, he knew there was a good chance that he might go home. He shooed anyone who tried to approach him, in fear of knowing his true feelings for the Eviction.
Star was situated near Marco, squeezing Marco like her life depended on it. Perhaps it was too tight of a grip as Marco was struggling to breathe but he didn't say anything in hopes she naturally lessened her grip. Hilariously enough, she didn't.
Meanwhile, Chris & Mabel were close together, hoping that both of them made it past the Eviction much to Dipper & Sonic's disdain. Of course, everyone knew that the two were a 'thing' even though they both tried to deny it. Still, for the rest of the other housemates, it could go either way.
The screen in front of them turned on automatically, showing the famous Adele.
"Hello housemates, how are you all feeling?"
"Scared?" Star said sheepishly.
"Anyways, let's get on with it," Adele continued, ripping the seal from an envelope that she was currently carrying "The two people evicted from this mansion are..."
The housemates all watched the screen as she read the card out.
"Star Butterfly and..."
The teen girl in question frowned knowing she was going home. Marco hugged her as realization hit her.
"Sonic the Hedgehog!" Rigby suddenly popped on screen, taking over the screen and interrupting Adele.
"Rigby!" Adele scolded, "I told you to keep your appearance a surprise!"
Rigby blushed while he backed away from the camera, "Sorry, I was just too excited."
Adele rolled her eyes and looked at the housemates from the screen.
"Sorry for the interruption," Adele apologized, "Star & Sonic, you have two minutes to say your goodbyes – I'm coming to get you!"
"I thought I was doing that!" Rigby yelled off-screen.
***COMMERCIAL BREAK***
"Welcome back," Adele greeted, sitting on a comfy chair next of Rigby. Beside them laid another couch, holding the two honourable guests for the show "We're here with the second week's evictees – STAR AND SONIC!"
A whole bunch of cheering came from the minion audience. Adele smiled as they continued to applaud for the two evictees. After a few seconds, the noise died down.
"Can I ask the questions?" an eager Rigby started off the show, "Please?"
Adele shrugged, "Sure."
Rigby fist-pumped in the air as Adele handed her own question card to him. Rigby read the contents of it in his head before nodding, signalling that he understood it.
"So," Rigby began, "how did you two find your experience in the Thorndyke mansion?"
"It was amazing!" Star exclaimed, catching the three of them off guard, "It was sooo big! Even bigger than Marco's house! I LOVED IT THERE!"
"Star, a mansion is always bigger than a house," Sonic explained, "Just sayin'."
"Whatever," Star scoffed, "There were so many things to do and I had a lot of fun! Especially that Minion movie we got to go see yesterday with Marco & Sonic."
"Yeah, but I didn't enjoy it," Sonic commented.
"I can see where you're coming from," Rigby agreed, "It looks like a terrible movie!"
"Rigby, why are you saying that?" Adele sternly questioned the raccoon in a low voice, "We're not losing another one of our sponsors!"
"Sorry Adele," Rigby apologized, "I guess I got carried away. Moving on, I've got a question for you Sonic. You were up for the chopping block two times in a row. Were you surprised on the second round when I was the one eliminated instead?"
The hedgehog in particular shrugged, totally calm about it, "Yeah, I mean you and I were a bit annoying in the house no offense to us."
"None taken," Rigby butted in.
"So I guess what I'm trying to say is that once you were out, they saw me as a potential target and it probably didn't help how I sided with Dipper over the whole Mabel thing last week."
Star nodded, "Yeah, I'm willing to bet that Dipper is going out next, 100%! He was so mean and he wasn't willing to back down. Marco on the other hand, his mole on his face is soo cute! I mean seriously, it's hard to not like him and..."
Star mumbled on and on about Marco as the other three looked at her in confusion.
"Oh yes, the Chris & Mabel friendmance," Adele reminded, "We all saw it happen as it unfolded but not many of the housemates took notice of them. Still, it is an exciting topic to talk about."
"I knew about it a few days ago!" Star proudly stated much to Sonics shock, "Mabel told me but they were friends."
"Talk about friendzoned!" Rigby pulled a hand up to hi-five Sonic. The hedgie returned it back.
"But why Mabel & not Helen?" Sonic asked, confused at the whole ordeal.
"Who's Helen?"
"Just one of Chris's friends outside the mansion," Sonic replied.
"Oh, I see. Now, before we leave you two back to your daily lives, we've had the current housemates record messages for the two of you," Rigby explained, "Enjoy!"
The screen in front of the audience as well as the one behind the four guests turned on, showing the faces of the currently competing housemates.
"Hey, sorry you two had to go," Chris said, looking straight at the microphone, "I don't really know what else to say. Star, you were pretty awesome and you were always so happy. Sonic, we used to be friends but I just don't want to talk to you right now."
"Harsh..." Rigby muttered under his breath. The next housemate appeared on the screen.
'Hi! Dipper here," Dipper introduced himself, "I would've wanted Mabel out but it sucks for you two to be out. Have fun out of the house!"
The message cut off, replacing it with Eileen's.
"Star, it sucks seeing you go. I hope Marco wins it for you even though I'll be taking the price," Eileen laughed, "But in all seriousness, won't be the same without you! Sonic included."
Gumball was next, "Sonic! I can't believe it! It's been only thirty minutes since you left and I'm already missing your coolness. You were one of my best friends in the mansion or house or whatever, I'm just a bit sad that you're gone. I'll win it for you & Penny! Star, you were an alright person too.
Jimmy's message then started to play, "I didn't really pay much attention to you Star but Sonic, I can't work out how a talking hedgehog exists and why? For starters, I managed to hyptho-"
"SKIP!" Rigby yelled, causing the cameraman to fast forward the message. Surprisingly, it took a few seconds longer than Rigby has expected.
Mabel was the next person to speak, "Oh My Gawd Star! I'm going to miss you so much! We were pretty awesome together we'd have to admit. Sonic, you were really mean to Chris. He told me about it. Meanie!"
The message that was showing was from Marco, "Wow, I thought you'd survived til the end of this game! I wanted it to be you & me Star! I'm sorry I let this happen!"
Then Penny came on the screen, "You were pretty cool Sonic & Star. But not as cool as my boyfriend Gumball! Still, sucks that you left on the second eviction!"
When SpongeBob's message was broadcast, Rigby grew wide-eyed as he saw what he was doing.
"Seriously?" Rigby whined, "He's just playing with sock puppets. And I think those are Star's socks."
"Oh, no wonder why I couldn't find them!"
Timmy was the last one to speak, "Sonic, sucks that you're gone. Star, sucks for you as well. However, I'm still happy I'm in this! Go Team Timmy!"
As soon as Timmy's message finished, the cameras focused on the four guests, a bit stunned but otherwise alright.
"That was quite a show everyone," Adele said, "Let's give it up for our two guests Sonic & Star!"
A loud amount of clapping erupted from the audience. Rigby pressed a button on the side of the couch, spraying the Minions in the audience with bananas. Of course, they went bananas.
