Summary: Original Team Arrow. Possible pregnancy. Oliver picking up Felicity's babbling. (Future fic, set at least a couple of years into the future.)
A/N: Title borrowed from Imagine Dragons' 'Hopeless Opus'.
"Dig, there are two coming your way. Take them down, please."
"Got it."
It was actually a pretty calm night in Star City so while the original Team Arrow was on duty, the additional members of the team were enjoying the well deserved day off.
"Oliver, there are two guys following a woman two blocks from you. Take a right on the next corner and then go straight forward, you should see 'em soon."
"On it."
"Thanks. Dig, we could call it a night after Oliver's done with those creepy guys?"
"Sure. You guys wanna come to me and Lyla's place for a late-night snack or something? Lyla mentioned a few days ago that she wanted to talk to you about something, Oliver."
"Yeah, if it's no problem with you. I mean, Sara's already asleep, right? Wouldn't we disturb her? I really don't want to do that…" Oliver answered after he had sedated the targets and left them for SCPD to pick up.
"Oliver, you're sounding like your better half." Dig pointed out the obvious rambling, amusement shining through his voice.
Oliver huffed and adressed Felicity. "Felicity? It's your call."
Felicity was silent for a while before answering. "Honey, remember that thing I told you about last night?"
"You only call me honey when you want something."
"Not the point, Oliver!"
Oliver sighed. "Yes, I remember what you said."
"And have you done that thing I nicely asked you to do today?" Felicity said, her voice sounding just a bit too sweet.
Oliver felt like he was sighing for the fiftieth time already. "No, I haven't. But I swear I'll do it the first thing tomorrow."
"No. What you are going to do, is going to the closest drugstore that's still open and buying me that damn pregnancy test followed by buying me chocolate and carrots."
"Fel–."
"Don't Felicity me, Oliver!"
"I was just going to say that I'm still wearing the suit."
"So then figure it out!"
The coms were silent for a few seconds until the silence was broken by Dig, who had heard the whole exchange. He was aware of the fact that the couple had forgotten that he could hear every word of their conversation. "So, congratulations might be in order then, huh?"
After a stunned silence from Felicity and Oliver, Felicity answered with a slight smile on her lips. "Yep. We're not sure though. That's why he said that he'd pick up a test before coming to the lair 'cause I had a busy schedule at work today so I couldn't squeeze enough free time to pick up one myself…"
"Felicity." Oliver said with a smile.
"I really hope that the poor hypothetical kid doesn't inherit this bad case of babbling." Felicity muttered half-seriously.
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