"And then after Mac had won his fight against Aran Ryan , I decided to treat him to the best barbecue in town! Man oh man can Little Mac eat!" Doc Louis said.
Link's eye had twitched in annoyance. He couldn't believe that he was forced to be a chaperone for a talkative person like Doc Louis. On their way over to the bathrooms, food was the only subject Doc Louis had talked about, and Link couldn't stand to listen to his constant babbling. He was willing to blow himself up with one of his own bombs. Besides dealing with Doc Louis, Link began to think about Zelda. He noticed how incredibly rude and bossy she was lately. Usually Zelda is known to be a sweet and caring princess, but Link may be one of the few fighters to notice something about Zelda. He constantly tryed to ask her out on dates and see if she needed any help with something, but she would always slap Link in the face and tell him to "piss off."
Worried about Zelda, Link had decided to talk the one person who hangs around with the twilight Princess the most: Princess Peach. Of course, whenever Link asked her, Peach would try to find an excuse to leave before he could even talk her. It annoyed Link, but he could understand why Peach wouldn't say a word. Both of the princesses were practically sisters, and Peach would never betray Zelda like that. The whole problem had made Link stressed, and him not being able to figure out the solution only infuriated him more.
"Hey elf guy, where is this line coming from?" Doc Louis asked.
"Ughhh. For the last time, My name is LINK. And this line is...oh no." Link looked at the long line in front of him
"No, no, no! Why is it so long!" Link yelled.
"Well it won't matter! This is a good chance for me to tell you the time of when I tryed my first turkey leg! Man oh man was that thing good! You know, turkey legs can be eaten with barbecue sauce, soy sauce, or even steak sauce!" Doc Louis continued.
Link had forced himself to not grab one of his bombs and throw it on top of his head. He wasn't sure if Doc was annoying him on purpose, or he was just plain annoying. He wondered how does Little Mac could handle him as his trainer. He quickly walked behind a tall dark man that was standing in the line while Doc Louis quickly followed after him.
"Excuse me sir, is this the bathroom?" Link asked the figure.
"What are you stupid or something?" the man said as he turned around.
Both the man and Link gasped as they discovered each other's identities. Link pushed Doc Louis back and pulled out his master sword and shield.
"Ganondorf! Why are you here?" Link said. Ganondorf looked at him with his demonic eyes and gave out a small chuckle. "What's so funny!" Link yelled.
"Hmph! I am just simply amused at how quick you are to bring up your defenses! But I should expect that from the hero of Hyrule." Ganondorf said.
Link gritted his teeth as he looked at the eyes of the demon in front of him. He couldn't stand to see the sight of his adversary smile in front of his face. It irritated him more than Doc Louis's talkative behavior.
"Hey elf guy, who's the guy with the pumpkin hair?" Doc Louis whispered on his ear. Link slapped his forehead and sighed. He pointed the tip of his Master Sword towards Doc Louis's face to warn him not to engage in their confrontation. "Ummm right. I'll just... stand over there." Doc Louis as he scurried off.
"Ahem!" Ganondorf cleared his throat to catch Link's attention again. "I'm sure you're anxious to know why you're here. Well, the director of Smash has invited me to be a representing fighter for Smash Bros. I couldn't help but accept the opportunity of crushing you in battle. And the best part is, everyone in the whole world will witness the defeat of the Hero of Hyrule, and the conquer of Ganondorf the Terrible!" Ganondorf boasted.
Link rolled his eyes at Ganondorf's conceited behavior.
"Well if you think you can defeat me, then why don't you try it right now?" Link taunted as he got into his fighting stance. "Who knows? Maybe you've improved in your fighting since the time me and Zelda kicked your butt."
Out of anger, Ganondorf quickly pulled out his sword and slashed at Link. Unfortunately for him, Link was prepared for the attack, and he easily blocked it with his shield. Everyone in the line of the bathroom quickly turned their heads to Link and Ganondorf as they heard the sound of swords clashing together. Seeing the battle spark between the two, the bystanders quickly moved to the side to avoid being caught up in the conflict. Ganondorf slashed at Link, but missed once again as Link ducked at the last second. He kicked Ganondorf in the stomach which pushed Ganondorf a few feet away from him. Ganondorf didn't want to admit it, but he was impressed at Link's physical strength. He realized he needed to get serious if he wanted have victory. Link quickly pulled out his grapple claw and fired it Ganondorf. Ganondorf smirked as he grabbed the claw and pulled Link toward him. The bystanders who were watching the fight gasped as Ganondorf mercilessly grabbed Link's throat and lifted him up in the air.
"Silly hero. Do you really expect victory will be granted to you by just using mere toys?" Ganondorf said as he threw Link across the floor. Link jumped up and quickly aimed a bow at Ganondorf and released it. The bow successfully punctured Ganondorf's shoulder, although he didn't flinch at from the attack. Ganondorf looked down at the arrow deep within his shoulder and snickered evily. With no hesitation, he pulled the arrow out of his shoulder, and burned it to ash with his dark energy. Link charged towards Ganondorf and attempted to slashed him with his Master Sword, but failed as Ganondorf countered it with his sword. The two continued to clash swords as the crowd around the them watched in amazement. Doc Louis slowly slipped into the crowd unoticed.
"Hey. Do you think the elf guy will win?" Doc Louis whispered to a bystander. The bystander looked at him with a confused expression. " Don't you mean Link?" the man asked back. Doc Louis gave him a confused expression back.
"How could you not know who Link is? He's the hero of Hyrule! He's the one who defeated the king of evil which is Ganondorf!" the man said. Judging from how much information the man knew about the Legend of Zelda, Doc Louis suspected that he was a fanboy.
"What are you talking about? The king of evil would destroy the so-called hero of Hyrule!" another fanboy shouted from across the halls. The man who was talking to Doc Louis quickly turned around and looked at the fanboy angrily.
"What are you, stupid? Link always wins! Bow down to the hero of Hyrule!" the man said. Doc Louis silently tip-toed away from the man, as he knew things were going to get ugly. He looked at Link and Ganondorf and realized that they were still fighting and wondered when they were going to stop.
"Who are you calling stupid, you prick!" the fanboy shouted back. He ran towards the man and attempted to punch the man, but was instead thrown against the wall. As soon that happened, a riot soon broke out in the hallway in the middle of Link and Ganondorf's fight. Link jumped back as Ganondorf attempted to pierce him with his sword. Link decided to play with Ganondorf, so he hit him in the face multiple times with his master shield. Link's childish tactic angered Ganondorf, and he mercilessly elbowed him in the nose. Link flew back into a group of fanboys. Doc Louis witnessed Link receiving a blow from Ganondorf, so he quickly ran to where the other fighters were. But it wasn't long before the man who argued at the fanboy confronted him.
"Where do you think you're going!" the man said as he balled up his fists. Doc Louis gulped in fear. The man was obviously picking for a fight, and it's been a long time since Doc was in even in a fight.
"Look man, I just wanted to go to the-" Doc Louis stopped talking and ducked as a fanboy flew over his head.
"I just wanted to go to the bathroom, that's all. I don't want any trouble."
"Wrong answer!" the man yelled. He attempted to hit Doc in the face, but was shocked to realize that Doc catched his fist. To defend himself, Doc Louis punched the man and placed him on top of his shoulder.
"What are you doing! Put me down!" the man screamed.
"Sure!" Doc Louis said. He threw the man at Ganondorf, who fell to the ground with a thud.
"Ooof! My leg!" Ganondorf yelled.
"Sorry!" Doc Louis yelled before finally making his way to the Spectator's Room.
"Well that was a strange battle." Toon Link said.
"Indeed it was, but Samus still came out on top. I wonder how Palutena feels about Pit losing." Zelda said. Little Mac began to snicker silently, and Peach noticed it.
"What's the matter Little Mac?" Peach asked. Little Mac stopped snickering and looked at Peach with a smile on his face.
"Oh it's nothing. It's just funny that you guys brag about Samus way too much, as if she's better than everyone here." Little Mac said.
Everyone looked at each other in confusion, and then looked at him again. No one expected Little Mac, the most quietest of all newcomers, to say something so bold about a fighter like Samus, and it made them question if Little Mac was confident about his strength.
"We aren't bragging Little Mac. We are simply just stating facts about Samus. She's definitely a person to not underestimate. I hate to admit it, but I think Samus is the strongest of all fighters." Zelda said. Little Mac suddenly bursted into laughter, which began to irritate Zelda.
"We'll see who's the strongest fighter once we get to the finals." Little Mac said.
"You think you can beat Samus?" Toon Link asked. Little Mac looked at Toon Link and started laughing again.
"Of course. I'm not going to let a programmed robot make fun of my height without a fight." Little Mac said while rubbing his boxing gloves. Everyone in the Spectator's Room looked at him weird.
"What? Ummm Little Mac. Samus isn't a robot. She's-" Ike cut Toon Link off in the middle of his sentence.
"Well I'm finna go congratulate Samus for her victory. So if anyone wants to join me, that be great." Ike said as he walked out of the Spectator's Room as well. Come on Little Mac." Ike said as he quickly tryed to push Little Mac out of the door.
"Heh. You can go visit your robot friend. I gotta go train!" Little Mac out of the doors; Ike soon followed him out.
Suddenly, Peach looked around the Spectator's Room and noticed something was missing.
"Umm, has anyone see Mario?" Peach asked. Luigi sighed very loudly which made Peach focus her attention on him.
"Luigi, have you seen your brother?"
"Oh a-miss Princess Peach. Mario left an hour ago!"
"What? Why did he leave without telling me? Come on Zelda. Let's go find him before the next match starts!" As Peach was preparing to walk out the automatic doors, she unfortunately ran into Doc Louis's large, round belly. "Ooof!" Peach grunted as she fell on her rump.
"Peach are you okay!" Lucina asked as she helped Peach up.
"I-I'm fine. Thank you Lucina." Peach looked at Doc Louis and noticed that he was sweating a lot. "Umm Mr. Louis. Are you feeling alright?" Suddenly, Doc Louis fell to the ground with a thud. Zelda quickly ran to his aid and rolled him on his back.
"Mr. Louis! Are you feeling alright? And where is Link? Shouldn't he be with you?" Zelda asked. Doc Louis barely lifted his head up from the before looking at Zelda.
"Elf guy...fighting...*gasps for air* demon king...tired *gasps for air* of running...fanboys...FANBOYS EVERYWHERE!" Doc Louis said. Zelda looked at Peach and Lucina and nodded
"Girls, let's go find Link. Toon Link, look after Mr. Louis while we're gone." Zelda said.
"What! But why do I have to-" Before Toon Link could finish his sentence, Zelda, Peach, and Lucina all ran out of the Spectator's Room. Toon Link sighed to himself as he sat beside Doc Louis in a chair.
"Can I have a turkey leg?" Doc Louis asked.
"*sigh* no." Toon Link said.
Mario opened the door to the Comet Observatory to see multiple lumas floating across the room. One of them floated towards Mario as it knew it's master was friends with the plumber.
"Hi a-Young Master Luma. Do you know where Princess Rosalina is at? Mario asked Luma. Luma gave a few small hops before floating toward a door. Mario followed as the door automatically opened by itself. Mario walked in a small library with multiple books floating in mid-air. He smiled as he saw Rosalina sitting in a chair with a couple of Lumas surrounding her.
"And then the little Luma floated towards the shining star. The end." Rosalina said as she closed the book. The Lumas around her made a soft sound which showed that they enjoyed the story Rosalina read to them. Rosalina looked up and saw Mario standing beside Luma. "Oh hello Mario. How have you been?"
"Hey a-Rosalina. Can we talk for a minute?
"I wouldn't mind." Rosalina waved her wand in the air and the Lumas soon dissapeared into tiny orb of lights. She then zapped the the ground and a full sized chair grew beside Rosalina. "Come sit down." Mario dragged himself to the chair and sat down. "Mario, I'm sensing a dark realm in your heart. Is everything alright?" Rosalina said with a smile.
"I'm not a-very sure Rosalina. The reason I came here was because I wanted to talk about a-Peach." Rosalina stopped smiling and looked at the ground. "I've a-noticed that ever since me, Peach, and Luigi rescued the a-cosmo kingdom from Bowser, Peach doesn't act the a-same anymore. She barely pays me and a-Luigi any attention. Do you a-think...she doesn't like me anymore?" Mario said as he looked at her. It looked as if he was about to cry. To Mario, Rosalina was a sister figure to him. If he didn't need Luigi's advice, he would instead go up to Rosalina for guidance, especially if the situation is about Peach.
"Mario," Rosalina said as she placed her hand on his lap. "She does not dislike you in any type of way. Do not put blame on yourself for what's happening with you and Peach. Instead... blame me."
Mario looked up at Rosalina and noticed how pale her face had turned, which was peculiar to him He also noticed that tears were forming in her eye sockets, and Mario something was definitely wrong.
" Rosalina, are you okay? And what are you a-talking about? How could everything that's happened be your fault?" Mario asked. Rosalina slowly lifted her hand from his thigh and took a deep breath.
"Mario. There's a...dreadful secret I've been keeping from you."
Can you believe that Super Smash Bros. for 3ds is coming out tomorrow? Time flew by really quick! But for me, I'm getting Super Smash Bros. for the Wii-u because I'd rather stick to the Gamecube controller to stay classic. Also, which character are you going to main for Super Smash Brothers? I'm going to main Samus/ZSS, obviously. Don't forget to review!
~ The Shinesparkers
