Chapter 2: Mission

Intro: What if Sakura born in Village of Rain instead Village of Hidden Leaf? Pein and Konan have a child, Sakura. Akatsuki treat Sakura as a family.

Sorry Minna~ I have been trying to think how to write the chapter.

Oh God, I am crazy for Icecream. ICECREAM. GIVE MEEEE!

Inner: Shut up, you annoying pest.

Pfft. IcEcReAm PlEaSe! YUMMY ICECreAM!

Oh sorry. Sorry if you had to see that, you see I have been craving for some icecream. I like Madara to be on top of my ice cream.

()- my interrupted.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto but I wish I could own Naruto.

After they left Akatsuki base, Hidan and Kakuzu walked and walked. They took 15 minutes break because their mission is Land of Fire. Their destination seem to be so far away from Akatsuki base plus it will takes them 2 nights and 3 days. Now Kakuzu is thinking, I can't wait to get money from bounty hunting while Hidan's thought is I am fucking exciting because I get to fucking kill the Wanted Men and I need to sacrifice them to Jashin. After 15 minutes break is over, they continuing walking. It is noon time, Kakuzu decides to tell Hidan, "Go and hunt some food for our lunch while I go and get the logs so we can build fireplace to cook our food." Hidan grumpily nods and gone to hunt while Kakuzu gone to find the logs. It takes them 10 minutes to get everything that they need to cook food. First, Kakuzu drops the logs in center and set it on fire. Hidan comes back with 4 fishes. They stuck the fish to stick and place them near the fire. 10 minutes later, fishes is done and they begin to eat.

Meanwhile in Akatsuki base

Sakura and Kisame was planning for the next pranks. Sakura is making card with a hole. Kisame makes a trap to hole of card. Kisame and Sakura is making pie in the kitchen. After they complete of making pie, now they are putting pie in the oven. While they are waiting for the pie to be finish, they sneak in Hidan's room and they rearrange his furniture. They hear the oven rings, they leave Hidan's room. They walk to kitchen and open the oven door. Sakura grabs the glove and put it on. She pulls out the pie and turns off the oven. Kisame brought the card to kitchen. Kisame open the card and Sakura put pie on the trap carefully. Kisame gets the pen and write on the card, the card says:

Hidan,

I am sorry that I stole your scythe and I was hoping that you forgive me not to sacrifice me to Jashin.

Deidara.

Kisame and Sakura were smirking at each other, they cannot wait to see the look at Hidan's face. They close the card carefully and they walk to Hidan's room and place the card on his table. They decide to sneak in Deidara's room and rearrange the furniture. Kisame and Sakura leave and going to Leader's room. They knock on the Leader's door, Leader says, "Come in." Kisame and Sakura open the leader's door and enter to his room. "What do you need?" ask Leader, "Daddy, Kisame and I are going to town and buy something, is that okay?" says Sakura. "Yes, Sakura. Behave and listen to Kisame" say Leader. They leave Leader's room and walk outside. They walk into the town. They spot the hardware store. They were smirking and walking in the hardware store. They find the pink paint and yellow paint. They grab the paints and bring to the cashier. Kisame pays for both paints and Sakura hold the yellow paint while Kisame hold the pink paint. They arrive the Akatuski base and sneak in Hidan's room. They grab the paint brush and paint his wall with yellow paint. It takes them 1 hour and 30 minutes to finish the paint. They leave and sneak in Deidara's room. They did the same thing as they did it in Hidan's room. After they done painting, they leave Deidara's room. Sakura and Kisame make the card and write:

Deidara,

I am fucking mad at you for stealing my scythe. But next time if you steal my weapon, I will fucking sacrifice you to Jashin.

Hidan

Kisame see a bag of clay from Deidara, he pats on Sakura's shoulder and whispers, "Look over there. That bag of clay should be a good idea to blow up Hidan's face." They nod, smirk and walk to the bag of clay. They decide to take some; make something and put it together to one piece. They put clay on the card and carefully close the card and put it on Deidara's table. They sneak out of Deidara's room.

Back to Hidan and Kakuzu

(I am gonna skip the mission. Let just say the Hidan and Kakuzu are done with the mission and now they are going back to Akatuski base).

Hidan and Kakuzu can't wait to go back Akatuski base and relax. They decide to hurry to their base. They keep on walking until they finally arrive at Akatuski base. They yell, "We are back from the mission." They report it to Leader and they go separate way. Kakuzu is going back to his room to count money and Hidan decides to go back to his room, once he opens his room door, walks in, and shouts, "What the fuck? Why my room is yellow? Who the fuck come to my room?" Everyone goes to Hidan's room and looks at his room. They were laughing so hard and barely to breathe. Everyone laugh so hard, their tears were falling and they leave. Hidan sees the card on his table, he opens the card and bomb blew up Hidan's face. He is pisses and goes outside, everyone stops and looks at Hidan's face. They was laughing so hard and their stomach was hurting. "Deidara, I am so fucking kill you after Kakuzu stitch my face. You Better Run, boy" says Hidan. "What did I do? I did nothing to you" says Deidara. Hidan goes back to his room and grab the card, and goes back outside, He raises the card and says, "That was your writing, Deidara." He walks to Kakuzu's room and knock. Kakuzu says, "Come in, brat." "Look what Deidara do, He blow my face off and I need you stitch back together." Kakuzu nods and stitches Hidan's face to his body. After 10 minutes later, He walks back; grabs his clothes and walks to bathroom. He slams the door and takes a shower. Five minutes later, Hidan comes out of shower and wearing clean clothes. He meets everyone in the living room while Deidara decides to take a shower. Kisame and Sakura were watching TV. Deidara walks to his room. When he opens his room door and sees his room was pink. "Why The Fuck my room is pink?! Who the fuck paint my room pink? What the fuck? Who rearrange my fucking furniture?" Everyone walks to Deidara's room and laugh so hard. Their stomach was hurting while they keep on laughing. Everyone leaves and Deidara sees the card. He begins to open the card when the pie splat on Deidara's face. He walks outside, and pisses, "Hidan, You stupid fucking idiot. My face is covered with pie!" Everyone except Hidan looks at Deidara and laughs so hard. Hidan walks to living room and looks at Deidara. He couldn't help but to laugh so hard. After five minutes later, Hidan shouts, "What the fuck I do? Sorry if I laugh but What the FUCK I DO?" Deidara walks back his room and grabs the card. He begins to read,

"Deidara,

I am fucking mad at you for stealing my scythe. But next time if you steal my weapon, I will fucking sacrifice you to Jashin.

Hidan"

Deidara crumble his card and throws it away in the trash. Deidara walks back to his room and grabs his clean clothes. Deidara walks to bathroom and closes the door and takes a long shower. Half-hours later, he comes out of his room and walks to living room. Konan is cooking dinner and shout, "Boys, DINNER TIME!" Konan takes Sakura and lifts her up. She carries her to the chair and tell her to sit. Sakura obeys her mother and sits. Sakura talks, "Itachi, come sit next to me please." Itachi nods and comes to sit next to Sakura. Itachi and Sakura are smiling each other and talking to each other while eating dinner. After dinner is over, Konan takes Sakura to bathroom and gives her a bath. After 10 minutes later, Sakura is getting sleepy so Sakura begins to walk to each member. "Good night, Kisame" says Sakura. "Good night, Sakura-chan" says Kisame. "Good night, Dei-dei" says Sakura. "Good night, Sakura-hime" says Deidara. "Good night, Hidan" says Sakura. "Good night, brat" says Hidan. "Good night, Sasori-niichan" says Sakura. "Good night, nee-chan" says Sasori. "Good night Itachi-kun" says Sakura and gives Itachi a kiss on his cheek. "Good night, Sakura-chan" say Itachi, giving Sakura a kiss on her forehead. "Good night, Plant-kun" says Sakura and "good Night, little one" says Zetsu. "Good Night Tobi-kun" says Sakura while hugging Tobi. "Tobi says Good night, princess." Tobi is hugging back Sakura. "Good night mama" says Sakura while hugging and kiss her on her cheek. "Good night my precious daughter," Konan hug and kiss Sakura's cheek. Sakura hug Leader and kiss Leader's cheek, "Good night papa." Leader smiles and hug his daughter, "Good night my hime." Leader and Konan carries Sakura to her room and tuck her in. They smile and turn off her light. They close her door half way. Leader talks, "Everyone off to bed." All the Akatuski members say, "Hai. Good night Leader-sama and Konan." They all go to bed and sleep.

Finally. The votes are still open. You can choose two people.

Itachi: 5

Zetsu: 2

Tobi: 5

Hidan: 6

Kakuzu: 0

Deidara: 3

Sasori: 4

Kisame: 1

Poor Kakuzu. He doesn't have any love.

-Hugs Kakuzu.-

No PeinXSakura. Pein and Konan are officially husband and wife.

Sorry for late update. Chapter 3 is on the way. Come on people vote for 2 people.