~Yawn~ so troublesome
Itachi: what wrong with you?
ME: I am tired and doing story is so troublesome.
Hidan: Stop being a lazyass.
Me: Oh Screw yourself, Hidan-teme.
Hidan: Fuck you, you damn bitch.
Me: Don't ever call me a bitch you fucking moron
Hidan: What you gonna do about it?
Me: this. –Punch and kick Hidan's crotch- that what you get.
ME: Itachi do the disclaimer
Itachi: death~rose do not own Naruto if she does she would have Sakura kicking my foolish little brother's ass.
Back to story:
It is 5:30 am, all Akatsuki members was the first to wake up. They have plan for her birthday. She woke up at 7:00 am because she can't wait because today was her special day. Today is Sakura's birthday. She went to bathroom to brush her teeth and wash her face. 10 minutes later, she is on the way to kitchen where she was greeted by Akatuski family. She decides sits next to Itachi and Kisame. Konan was in the kitchen cooking everyone breakfast.
In the Kitchen
Konan was cooking and feeling mad because she had to cook for everyone. Konan thinking to herself, "someone need to take over the kitchen and cooking for our meal and it is not going to be me."
Back to dining room:
Pein, Itachi and Sasori whispering at each other, "Some of us do not have matter for eating. Hidan is eating like pig. Tobi is playing with his food, and don't even start with Deidara." They smiles at Sakura when she was playing with dolls that Sasori makes for her.
"What the plan for today, Daddy?" Sakura said. Pein aka Daddy answered her, "I don't know, my honey. What do you want to do today?" Sakura answer back, "I want daddy and mommy take me to park today so I can meet friends." Mommy and Daddy answer sweetly, "Ok, honey. We will leave at 1:00 pm."
Sakura felt happy when they are going with her to park because she can't wait to make friends. Konan takes Sakura to bathroom so she can give her daughter a bath. Pein shouted, "Go to Living Room now!" They all replied, "Hai, Leader-sama."
In the Living Room:
"Since we all here, let discuss the plan for today. As you know, today is Sakura's birthday. We are going to throw her special birthday party. Itachi, Kisame, and Sasori, you three are going to bake a cake for Sakura. I don't want to hear any arguments. Try your best to bake a cake for her. Kakuzu, Hidan and Deidara, you three are going shopping so you can buy party supplies for her. No argument either. Konan, Tobi and I are going to park with Sakura because I do not trust Tobi helping you guys. Zetsu, you are going watch them, stop them if they make a mess," Pein command.
"Hn" Itachi said.
Kisame nodded.
Sasori thought, "Finally I can relax because I hate working with that annoying brat, Deidara."
Kakuzu was muttering, "Why?! I want to save money instead paying for that party."
Hidan was muttering, "Fucking asshole, why do I have fucking work with my partner, that asshole, Kakuzu."
Deidara feel mad because he have to work with Hidan, who happened don't like him. "Un. I hate working with Hidan."
Pein said, "Shut up, Kakuzu, Hidan and Deidara. I told you I don't want to hear that fucking arguments."
They stop and was shocked that their leader use cuss word.
Kakuzu slapped Hidan by back of his head. "Hell I don't even wanna work with you too, you foolish religion man."
Hidan shouted at Kakuzu, "What the fuck? You Fucking Jackass, I shall sacrifice you to Jashin, you fucking pussy."
Hidan shouted at Deidara, "Fuck you, you pansy girly girl. You fuckin moron, you jackass."
Pein got pissed so he shouted at them, "Almighty Push!"
Hidan, Kakuzu and Deidara flew across the wall thus wall make the imprint of Kakuzu, Hidan, and Deidara.
Pein shouted, "YOU WILL FOLLOWED MY COMMAND BEFORE I FUCKING KILL YOU."
Everyone feel scared when Pein use the scary voice.
They begin to scatter.
In Bathroom
Konan smiling when her daughter was playing bubble happily. Sakura was popping the bubbles while Konan washing Sakura's hair. Konan was singing while she washing Sakura's hair. Sakura sitting still and listening to her mommy's singing. Sakura clapping when her song is done. Konan was squealing and hugging Sakura tightly. Konan smiles at her when Sakura was popping the bubble. 30 minutes later, Sakura was being carried by Konan, she puts Sakura down and grab the towel. She was drying her with towel. She pours the lotion on her body. Which she did and she helps Sakura to put her clothes. After helping her, she hold Sakura's hand.
In the kitchen:
Itachi, Sasori and Kisame decide to work together using teamwork to bake the cake. In 1 hour and 10 minutes the cake is ready. They decide to design the cake with cherry blossom. Sasori say, "I do it because I am artist. I will design the cake fills with cherry blossom." Itachi nods at Sasori. After filling cake with cherry blossom they all put the cake in the refrigerator. They grab the paper saying, "Do not eat cake. Don't touch the cake." They put on the refrigerator with magnet. Itachi, Sasori, and Kisame go out to meet Deidara, Kakuzu, and Hidan. They begin leave the Akatsuki base so they can buy the present for Sakura.
Next Chapter 5 all about Sakura party. Sorry my grammar sucks badly.
You can choose which pairing.
ItaSaku
MadaSaku
SasoSaku
DeiSaku
OCXSaku
Hidan: What about me?
Me: Hell NO. You are bad influence to her.
Pein and Konan: I agreed with her. You are bad influence to her.
Tobi: Tobi is good boy, Please review for demon~rose.
Me: Good Boy, Tobi. –give Tobi a cookie-
Tobi: TOBI IS GOOD BOY! –hugs her-
