A/N Thank you to All Reviewers!
Disclaimer: I don't own them, but I do get to control their lives in fanfiction and that's good enough for me! Lol.
"Patrick?" Robin asked sitting down next to him on the couch of their hotel room.
"Yes?" He said looking at his eight months pregnant girlfriend suspiciously.
"Brenda and I want to go shopping and…" Patrick looked up as she trailed off his suspicions were confirmed. "Will you come with us?"
"I am not going shopping."
"How do you expect Brenda and me to carry all our bags?"
"You're not carrying anything." Patrick said flatly.
"Which is exactly why you have to come with us!"
This was how two hours later Patrick found himself trailing after his girlfriend and her best friend through what had to be the fifteenth baby store today. Apparently, Brenda had found a mall that carried all baby stuff. Joy.
"Hurry up." Brenda called to Patrick who was lagging behind due to the ten bags from various department stores. And I mean the bog bags, the ones with handles.
"You two just live to torture me don't you?" Patrick muttered.
"I must admit it is quite fun." Robin said glancing over her shoulder at Patrick. Patrick rolled his eyes at them and Robin turned to Brenda. "Brenda he rolled his eyes at me." Don't roll your eyes at Robin." Brenda said handing Patrick two more of the bags which he was growing to hate more and more. She then turned and signed for a crib delivery to Patrick and Robin's house.
"These children cannot possibly need that much stuff." Patrick said. "Look where they're living now." He said indicating to Robin's stomach.
"You're right!" Brenda exclaimed. Patrick looked relieved until Robin finished Brenda's thought at least.
"They need more!" Robin exclaimed pulling Patrick out the door and into another store. Patrick mumbling about how she would be the death of him one of these days the whole way through the store. Finally, three hours after they entered the mall the got to go back to the hotel room, but Patrick was pretty sure that this only occurred for three reasons 1st and most important the mall was closing, 2nd they were leaving for home tomorrow, and 3rd Robin needed to rest as per Kelly's orders. Not that Robin considered this to be a valid reason.
A few hours later…Patrick and Robin
"That doesn't go like that!" Robin exclaimed shaking her head as Patrick tried to shove her shoes into their suitcase.
"No comments from the peanut gallery." Patrick answered without looking up. "This stuff doesn't fit." He added ten minutes alter when he realized he had nowhere to put all the stuff Robin bought.
"Go down to the hotels tore and buy some more luggage." Robin said absently. Patrick sighed and got up to go do as she said. It took him two hours but Patrick finally managed to pack all their stuff other ten what they were going to wear tomorrow on the plane.
"I'm going to get stuck lugging all of this through the airport, aren't I?" Patrick asked.
"Most likely." Robin answered.
At the airport…
Patrick mentally thanked whoever it was who had decided to get jumbo luggage carts for the airport as he attempted to fit all of Robin's and Brenda's many bags onto the luggage cart. Just as he added the last bag all of the luggage came crashing down just missing his head, but the bag containing all of Robin's shoes managed to land squarely on his foot. Which resulted in Patrick jumping up and down swearing. Several women turned to glare at him as they hurried their children past him while lecturing them on how it was inappropriate to talk that way in an airport. Robin and Brenda had collapsed on a nearby bench giggling hysterically.
"It's so funny." Patrick said sarcastically as he piled all of the luggage back on the cart and started to the gate where they would be boarding their plane.
"It really is." Brenda said objectively before collapsing once more into helpless giggles. Robin immediately joined her best friend in this feat laughing the entire way to the plane. They boarded the plane ad sat down on the couches that the plane had. Patrick joined them ten minutes later having finally managed to load the luggage.
A/N Hee. Patrick torture is so fun. The next chapter is all planned and I'm on spring break so if you review it could even be done for tomorrow! Anyway I have to go study for a math test. Fun right?
