A/N I updated this yesterday. I'm updating again. This has to be some kind of miracle. Lol.
Thanks to everyone whose reviewed the last chapter so far!
Disclaimer: I don't own General Hospital.
"Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww." Robin screamed squeezing Patrick's hand so hard he was sure he heard something crack. "Why would anyone subject themselves to this?!" Patrick decided it was wiser and safer not to answer her.
"We're going to be landing in half an hour." Brenda told her friend reassuringly.
"Good when we get there I want pain killers lots of them." Robin exclaimed as the contraction ended.
"And you'll get them." Brenda assured her friend.
"I better. Or I'm going to cause Patrick pain." Patrick paled visibly at that.
"And you can do that too." Brenda added.
"Good." Robin said sinking back against the coach. Thankfully the plane landed in Port Charles right before Robin managed to kill Patrick. She had been about to strangle him when the pilot requested that everyone fasten their seatbelts for landing. It was ten minutes before they had stopped moving and EMT's converged on the plane. Brenda immediately got out of the plane dragging Patrick with her to give the EMT's space to get Robin out of the plane. Patrick road with Robin in the ambulance and Brenda agreed to call their parents and several of their friends to tell them Robin was having the kids and meet them at the hospital.
"Decided to have the kids early?" Kelly asked Robin when she was wheeled into the hospital.
"No, they decided for me." Robin answered. "Now get these kids the hell out of me." She commanded as another contraction hit.
"You've got a while to go yet." Kelly answered her as Robin was settled into a room at GH.
"This is all his fault." Robin answered.
"…It is not my fault." Patrick replied until Robin grabbed his hand and squeezed it as hard as she possibly could. "…All right…it's my fault…" He agreed. Robin nodded at him.
"Good, the first step is admitting it." She said easing up her hold on his hand.
"You're at about two and a quarter centimeters." Kelly informed Robin.
"I've been in labor for three and a half hours and that's it?"
"Yeah…"
"This IS YOUR fault." Robin said glaring at Patrick.
"Yes, yes it is." He said agreeing with her in the hopes she wouldn't kill him.
"How are you doing, Sweetheart?" Robert asked coming into his daughter's room with Anna following him.
"This is his fault." Robin informed her parents.
"Yes it is, Darling." Anna answered. Robert wisely chose to remain silent.
Two hours later…
"FOUR? THAT'S IT? I'm going to kill you Patrick." Robin exclaimed grabbing Patrick by the front of his shirt and pulling him down to her level. "I've been in labor for six hours and I am still hours away from having these kids." Robin said angrily. Patrick nodded calmly although he looked very scared. Anna shook her head at them finidng the whole thing highly amusing.
Two hours after that…
"Hi, Robin." Mac Scorpio said coming into his niece's hospital room.
"Hi, Uncle Mac." Robin said smiling at her uncle briefly before returning her attention to Patrick who she was attempting to kill. "I'm giving this two more hours and then I kill you." Robin informed her
"You're so dead." Brenda told Patrick. "She's going to kill you, she has like four black belts, if I were you I would accept my inevitable death." Brenda said with a nod.
"Good luck with that." Mac answered when Patrick looked at him pleadingly.
Two hours later…
"You're officially dead." Robin decided looking at her watch. "OWWWWWWW!" She screamed as another contraction hit.
"I thought they gave her pain killers?" Robert asked.
"They did." Anna answered.
"This is your influence on our children that's causing them to put me through this." Robin exclaimed as she once more pulled Patrick down to her level however this time when she released him his nose was bleeding. Robert was cracking up and Robin looked much happier.
"How are you doing Robin?" Kelly asked as she came in with Elizabeth.
"What happened to you?" Elizabeth asked Patrick.
"Dob't abk." Patrick said his voice sounding muffled as he attempted to stop the bleeding.
"Let me help you." Elizabeth said handing him some Kleenex.
"Okay Robin you only have two centimeters more to go." Kelly told a relieved Robin.
"Good, the sooner I have these kids the better."
"What'd you do to him anyway?" Kelly asked.
"Punched him in the nose, but he's being a baby about it anyway."
A/N I tried to be nice to him but I couldn't do it. lol. I promise Robin will be nicer to him in a chapter or two. But guess what people with this chapter posted I've reached more then 200,000 words written in all my stories!
