Survival and gun smoke ch. 9

A/N: I do not own sabagebu and only my OCs any reviews would be nice

Looking at momoka Megan smiled and held out her hand and said with meaning

"I had the feeling that someday you and I could become more than friends and I hope we can" and they both wrapped each other in a tight hug and as they started to kiss Mio walked in and said in a psudeo-conqueror voice

"I claim this girl in the name of me" and quickly stole a long slow kiss before momoka could say anything and watching her girl go as red as a Siracha bottle and seeing that Megan got up and ran to the group and laughed before saying as out of breath as normal

"I broke momoka and I am the best mobster around and you all are just jealous so why don't you all bow down and kiss my feet" and instead of doing anything like she expected they all pulled out their weapons and opened fire not only on her which she expected but also stunningly on each other turning the whole clubhouse into a close range shooting gallery and momoka walked in seeing the chaos and smiled ear to ear before turning her pistol out into the furball and firing one round a piece she saw the others stop and drop feeling pain as most of the rounds hit head or some, who unfortunately for them had sat still for way to long thus offering a very tempting target, right in the ear. Seeing that Megan said

"Oh damn note to self never stop around my girlfriend and protect my bra clasp at all costs" and Momoka just smiled and fired one round and put the BB right into her girlfriends sleeve putting the BB near her bra and she claimed

"I was the mob boss and still am so why don't you all just bow down and kiss my ass" and they all turned and started firing at each other not saying any words again until Mio said

"Okay we all know that in this mob the boss would be me with the under boss being Urara and the consiglieres would be Momoka and her girlfriend and the rest of you would fill in as soldiers in our little organization and I assume you all would be happy in your roles?" and the all nodded before Megan yelled pulling her hair out of her eyes exposing her red left eye

"This is a Coup and I will put my girlfriend in the head of the family" and she held down her trigger sending BBs all over the room causing most to dive for cover until they themselves got their guns in the fray with Mio smiling and shooting again forcing Megan to fire back and hit the boss in the arm and she said calmly not knowing if it would wind her friend up and quite frankly not giving a damn

"She is more fitting of the title because at least she didn't try to disband our group all because of some fake ass motherfucker who claimed to be a priest in the temple" and Mio, instead of getting mad like everyone thought, just laughed and said

"Yeah I made a mistake but it's no big deal and I got my money back and he got his ass locked up even though I heard that someone in the prison killed him and it's a shame" and Urara said smiling her voice dripping with sarcasm

"Yeah it couldn't have happened to a nicer guy" and they all laughed as they pictured him getting tortured and killed by the yakuza, who besides being murderous motherfuckers, surprisingly had a love for the temples and religion and hearing a man was using the temples to fraud the community they needless to say weren't too thrilled and that the man found out that gang justice was swift and brutal upon the discovery of his mutilated body in one of the prisons rec yards. As the game slowly died down meaning everyone was out of ammo or steam Momoka smiled and hollered out

"Well that was fun but I for one am hungrier than hell so what's for dinner?" and they all started trying to figure that out when Megan seized the advantage and lobbed in a solitary BB grenade which bounced along the floor before going off at knee height sending mio onto her back when a real grenade bounced in and Megan saw it before anyone else and threw it out getting it to blow up skyward saving everyone from injury and she panted heavily seeing the others look at her and Megan laughed saying sheepishly

"I was a pitcher for my old schools girls' baseball team" and the others all looked and smiled before foolishly challenging her to a pitching contest with BB grenades and as the match died down she sat down and laughed like a mad woman before saying

"Well I discovered that my sports background would come in handy" before falling asleep and the others all looked around and muttered

"What the fuck was that I mean she never looked like she had that much of an arm and does anyone know who the hell threw that grenade?" and they all made a plan to find out as Megan slept on the floor of the clubhouse that had become her home since hers was being declared "in need of repair" and Mio and Momoka slid a note around asking for plans to refurbish Megan's house.