I am so sorry for my lack of activity on my account! I will be updating all of my stories soon! I have had no time what so ever to write lately, but now, I will have a lot, so be expecting some updates~!
Naruto was waved over by a pair of identical redheads. At least she thought they were two people… Maybe it was a Kage Bushin? She really needed to look into wizard powers. Seeing no harm in it, she sat down by them.
"Yo." she said casually with a wave of her hand as she plopped down in the seat directly across from the twins. Upon her initial observation of them, she noted that they had a glint in their eyes that she was all too familiar with. She got the same glint whenever she thought of a brilliant prank. Oh, she liked these two… or one. She wasn't sure yet.
"Hello-"
"Naruto. I'm Forge-"
"And I'm Gred-" They were two people!
"And we-"
"Would like to-"
"Welcome you-"
"Our fellow prankster-"
"To Hogwarts!" the twins finished. Naruto blinked.
"Well that's a first… I guess you already know me~! Naruto Uzumaki, 'ttebane!" she smiled, which quickly morphed into a mischievous grin. "You two are pranksters?" Her theory was confirmed.
"But of course! My twin, Fred, and I are the leading pranksters here at Hogwarts!" George said with a grin. Naruto's smile widened. Perhaps these wizards were not as stuck up as she thought. Her thoughts then drifted to a world full of Nejis and Sasukes. She shivered. It wasn't like she didn't like them, but there was only so much of their personality that she could handle. Funny enough, that was what most people thought of her.
"Well that's a relief~!" Naruto propped her arms up onto the table. "I thought that all of you wizards were stuck up ass holes! HAHAHAHAHAHA!" she laughed, startling the others sitting near her. She was a loud person, and if the wizards didn't like that, they would just have to learn how to deal with that.
"I mean, those dudes that went before me for the entrance all looked like they were constipated giants, and the guy with the incredibly greasy hair at the front table-HAHAHA!" she started laughing mid sentence. "when he saw my entrance, he looked like he was going to flip a shit! You people need to learn to be more eccentric!" Fred and George were laughing along with her. No one dared to curse in front of the professors. In fact, she looked like she didn't care at all. Pretty, funny, and a prankster. They liked this one.
"That's Professor Snape, he hates us Gryffindors." Fred supplied. George nodded sagely beside him as if Fred was reading from a holy scripture.
"We've tried to prank him in the past, but he's a Legilimens, so he always rats us out before we can do anything." George sulked. Fred patted his back in a seemingly odd display of manly compassion. Naruto tilted her head to the side with confusion.
"What the hell is a Legilimens?" she asked. The twins' suddenly snapped to attention.
"How do you not know about Legilimens?!" they asked in unison. Naruto blushed and scratched her whisker marks.
"Eh, um, well-" she stuttered, still blushing a pretty pink. She couldn't say that she didn't know any magic! If her guess was right, a Legilimens was a magic-thingy. Revealing that she didn't know magic would blow her cover. She mentally groaned when she realized what she would have to do. Sasuke would never let her live this down if he was here.
Naruto pulled a Hinata; she poked her two fingers together, and hoped that Sasuke would never EVER find out that she confessed to this.
"…"
"I'm kind of a dobe…" now it was the twins turn to be confused.
"What's a dobe?" George asked.
Naruto snapped her head towards them, before slamming it down onto the table, unknowingly doing a remarkable impersonation of Tsunade. "Right, wrong language… dobe means idiot." She looked them dead in the eye.
"I am an idiot."
"B-but I thought that you were the BEST student from Konoha Academy!" Fred stuttered. If she was really a… a dobe as she claimed, then she would get hurt, or worse die in this tournament! They didn't want their new buddy to die! And they haven't even gone pranking!
Naruto, however, looked outraged. This was actually a soft spot for her. Usually people looked down on her for being a dobe, but that did not mean that she couldn't fight. For most people, it was an advantage to have people underestimate her; however, Naruto wasn't most people. She took pride in her strength. Naruto was willing to not show much of her strength when the situation called for it, like with her entrance, but she didn't want people to think she was helpless… She wasn't helpless like she was before she became a Kunoichi.
She stood up and slammed her hands down onto the table, unintentionally silencing the hall. Naruto then brought a fist up and held it in front of her face. "I may be a complete idiot, I may have never actually done well in school-"
"THEN HOW ARE YOU HERE?!" someone from the Slytherin table shouted. A vein pulsed on Naruto's head.
"WHO THE HELL SAID THAT?!" Naruto challenged, screw waiting till the tournament, she was pissed off. Pansy Parkson stood up.
"I did, slut. Have you taken a look at your outfit?! You're barely wearing anything!" she shouted. Naruto jumped up onto the table and held one of the metal things on the table in her hand. She was quite confused as to what they were. Naruto was under the impression that they would be getting food, but there were no chopsticks.
"Shut the hell up, bitch, or I will kill you with this… this… um…." Naruto looked at the thing in her hand… but she drew a blank. She looked over to Fred and George for help. They both had their hands over their hands over their mouths, and trying their hardest not to laugh. Naruto huffed, then gestured slightly to the object in her hand with her head. The twins mouthed the name of the thing.
As if her flames of youth had reignited, Naruto yelled, "Or I will kill you with this SPOON!" the great hall burst into laughter. Naruto's eye twitched. "Oh~! So you think I'm kidding, eh?" She smiled sadistically, bringing the laughter to a stop instantly.
"Let's see here~! This thing is for scooping judging by the round thing at the top…" She thought over all the possibilities for a scooping thing in T&I, more specifically, Anko. They had scoopy thingies in T&I, but this one was so small and simple! It was perfect!
"Oh, I have to tell Anko about all the possibilities for T&I with this, this, spoon~!" Naruto though, unaware that she had said it aloud. For the few who knew what T&I stood for, were, well, shocked.
"As I was saying before the bitch interrupted me," Naruto continued, never leaving her position on top of the table. "I may be an idiot, but lucky for me, Konoha Academy doesn't do academics. We teach things a bit differently." Naruto started laughing. "HAHAH~! That was the most fun I've had in a while~! And for the record, bitch-face, I am one of the most modest people at Konoha! You should see Anko, Ino, or some of the others! They barely wear any clothing."
Dumbledore blinked. And then blinked. Blinked, blinked, blinked, BBLLLLIINNNGKEEDDiuslfgarenfj. WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!
All of a sudden, Mad-Eye Moody started laughing. "I like this girl!" Naruto grinned up at the man, glowing from the praise.
"Thank you, old looking man! I like your scar~!" cue gasps from the staff table. Did this girl have any kind of verbal filter? "Were you tortured? Or did you get it in battle?" she asked genuinely curious. Insert more looks of shock. Naruto didn't really see a problem with the question. In her mind, talking about a battle scar was like a fisherman telling a story several times, and with each time the fisherman tells the story, the fish he caught gets bigger. In other words, it was an ego inflator…. And people liked to rub it into other's faces.
"Wanna swap scar stories?" Naruto asked again excitedly. Anko really should have never introduced her to Ibiki…
When Mad-eye had politely said that he would not "swap scar stories", Naruto had pouted before returning to her seat. Fred and George just started laughing. Naruto was a riot!
"I can't believe you actually threatened to kill someone with a spoon!" George said between laughs. Fred nodded enthusiastically.
"I can't believe that you didn't know what a spoon was!" Fred added. Naruto raised an eyebrow.
"How was I supposed to know what a spoon was… speaking of that, what is a spoon exactly?" she asked. In actuality, she wanted to know if her guess was correct. The twins just laughed harder.
"A spoon is something that you eat with."
"You know, for soup and stuff like that."
"Really? Then I was WAY off in my guess..." Naruto admitted. "So what are these other things in front of me. I know that" she pointed, "is a knife, but I don't know what the other things are. Back home, we use chopsticks for everything." The situation made much more sense to the twins now. She didn't use them in her land.
Fred picked up a three-pronged, long, stick. He held it out and spoke slowly as if he was telling a four year-old not to touch a cactus. "This is a fork. F-O-R-K. Ffff-Ooooo-Rrrr-Kkkk. Get it, dobe?" a vein pulsed on Naruto's forehead. "This is used to eat things with," George made an over dramatic eating gesture with his own fork to aid Fred.
'Damn you, Baa-chan.'
"…And with that, let the feast begin!" Dumbledore finished his speech, and with a wave of his hands food appeared on the tables. Naruto was amazed. Wizards could summon food!
She looked around for the ramen, but found none. Thinking she might have over looked it, she asked Fred, "Where's the ramen?"
Fred blinked. "What's ramen?"
"..."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DAMN YOU, BAA_CHAN!"
The birds who were seated on the roof of Hogwarts, scattered and flew away.
I've been getting a lot (I mean a lot) of suggestions for pairings, and you guys can vote for which pairing you want! Leave your vote for the pairing in your review. Also, if the pairing you want is not on here, include it in your review and I will add it to the list!
FredxNaruxGeorge
NaruxFred
NaruxGeorge
NaruxHarry
NaruxDraco
NaruxSasuke
NaruxGaara
NaruxKurama
