Summary: Follow-up to A Deal's a Deal. Felicity catches Oliver watching Doctor Who in the middle of the night. Dialogue fic.
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A/N: All mistakes are mine and mine alone; Microsoft Word was my beta so please forgive any and all mistakes.
A Deal's a Deal - Part 2
"Oliver Jonas Queen! What the frack do you think you're doing?"
"Crap."
"Oh my god, how dare you betray my trust!"
"Felicity, it's not what you think. I swear."
"Really? Because from over here it certainly looks like it."
"I… I… couldn't sleep… so…"
"So you waited until I was asleep and snuck off to watch alone?"
"Feli…"
"You're watching Doomsday! You've been down here for over 4 hours, Oliver!"
"Fel…"
"You've watched five episodes without me! I'm never going to be able to trust you again. Ever."
"Felicity…"
"Save it Oliver. You could have at least woke me up."
"You were tired and sleeping so peacefully. I didn't have the heart to wake you up."
"We agreed to watch doctor who together, Mr. 'I'm not into these kinds of shows'." Do I have to handcuff you to the bed every night this week so you don't sneak off like this?"
"..."
"Oh my god! Do NOT get any ideas Oliver! This is not turning into a sex thing."
"..."
"Stop looking at me like that. You know what, I'm cutting you off. No sex for a week, that's your punishment."
"Felicity!"
"..."
"That's not fair, how many times have you watched Doctor Who anyway?"
"That's not the point Oliver and you know it."
"Well now that you're awake, we can watch Doomsday together?"
"Don't try and change the subject, I'm still mad at you."
"If you're mad then how about we have some make-up sex? Owwww!"
"I'm not changing my mind, no sex for a week. That includes make-up sex."
"Why are you smiling?"
"Because I'm going to bet that you're going to be begging me for sex before the week is over."
"Nope, not going to happen."
"You've been nagging me all week about the lawn, I'm thinking that maybe I'll mow it after I come back from my morning run."
"..."
"And with this heat wave we've been having, it's too hot to wear a shirt…"
"..."
"Honey, close your mouth, you're letting the mosquitoes in."
"You wouldn't dare!"
"I'm going to get very, very sweaty…"
"Mmmmm... Oh God."
"And then…"
"Oliver! Stop talking and start watching."
"Who's changing the subject now?"
"Shut up, Oliver."
"So what's the big deal about Doomsday anyway? You said something about needing a box of tissues. Rose is telling her story, so I doubt she really dies?"
"Spoilers. You'll find out soon enough. Where are the tissues, I need to prepare."
"Here you go."
"Thanks. Shame Captain Jack doesn't make an appearance here, they could have really used his help."
"I can't believe you still don't see the resemblance. He looks exactly like Malcolm Merlyn, well a younger version of him. It's too creepy."
"Stop being silly Oliver, he doesn't look like him. Next you'll be telling me that River Song looks exactly like Laurel's mom. You know, she kinda does look a bit like her."
"Who's River Song?"
"You'll find out later on in the series. Now shush, we're getting to the really good part."
"Oliver, are those tears?"
"No."
"..."
"It's a TV show, I don't cry over fictional characters being separated by a wall. A WALL Felicity!"
"Well technically it's not a wall, it's another dimension."
"It's still a wall. Tell me he finds a way to get her back."
"You need a tissue, Oliver?"
"..."
"Take the box. You're going to need a few, or the whole box, any minute now…"
"What the...he ran out of time before he could tell her he loved her! "
"I know."
"Felicity, are you crying?"
"He burnt up a sun just to say goodbye to her and before he could say it, he disappears mid sentence. Of course I'm going to be balling my eyes out."
"You know I love you, right? And that I would do anything for you."
"I love you too, you big sap."
"You wanna watch the next one?"
"No, let's go back to bed."
"..."
"Don't get any ideas mister. I still haven't changed my mind..."
"I can be very… very… persuasive."
"Well maybe the week can start in the morning…"
"Before or after I mow the lawn?"
"After… definitely after. Now take me upstairs and show me how much you love me."
"As you wish, my love."
Fin
