Summary: Oliver and Felicity play a little game while she's on a business trip.
Disclaimer: Unfortunately I don't own Arrow or any of the characters; they all belong to the CW & DC.
A/N: All mistakes are mine and mine alone; Microsoft Word was my beta so please forgive any and all mistakes.
This idea was shamelessly stolen from last week's iZombie.
FaceTime
"Hey stranger."
"Hey!"
"How's everything going in Coast City?"
"Ugh… I've been in meetings all day and my feet are killing me. Remind me again why I agreed to be CEO of Palmer Tech."
"Because you're smart and amazing and you've managed to turn things around in less than six months. And because one of us has to have a job that actually makes money ."
"This has been the longest week of my life. I miss you so much."
"I miss you too, hon. So when are you coming home?"
"Two days, if I'm lucky and if everything goes smoothly."
"That's too long."
"I know. Hey, didn't we agree that you weren't allowed to wear shirts when we it off, now. I need to feast my eyes on that gorgeous body."
"Yes we did, but I thought that tonight we could play a game."
"Ooh, what game are we playing?"
"Look in the side pocket of your carryon."
"A deck of cards?"
"Yep, I have mine right here."
"Oliver, what exactly are we going to play?"
"We're going to draw cards, and whoever draws the high card strips. Now start shuffling."
"You know, I think I might like this game."
"Ready?"
"Ready."
"Draw."
"What did you get?"
"A two."
"Liar. Show me your card Queen."
"Eight."
"Ha! Four. Read 'em and weep. Now take off that shirt. Hey, slow down. Make it a show."
"Don't you dare make me feel cheap."
"Like that could ever happen."
"How about a face card means you provide a little dirty talk?"
"I'll think about it. But it goes both ways and you know I'm really really good at card games."
"How about we show each other at once, build some drama."
"Okay. Three, two, one…"
"Ah. Lucky for me I'm wearing three pairs of socks."
"Nope, full monty. Give me the goods."
"Okay…"
"What! That is so not cool, Oliver! You never wear underwear under your sweatpants when I'm home."
"I play to win. Now draw, Smoak. Three, two, one. Yes! Fair's fair. Take that top off."
"Damn it, I knew I shouldn't have taken my bra off."
"Come on, don't be shy. There's nothing I haven't seen, or touched, before."
"I should've put on more clothes before we started. Happy?"
"Yep, that did the trick. Goodnight."
"Nice try Queen. You're not going anywhere until you've showed me the goods, now three, two, one…"
"Damn."
"Yes! Now off with those boxers."
"I have to warn you..."
"You have GOT to be kidding me, boxer briefs! How many pairs of underwear do you have on?"
"No comment."
"..."
"One more time. Three, two, one."
"Frack. I guess that means you win."
"You mean you're not wearing any underwear underneath… those?"
"Nope. Last item of clothing, I'm not even wearing socks."
"Well then, what are you waiting for? Take them off."
"You do know you cheated, don't you?. Next time we play, I'm gonna be ready to kick your ass."
"Next time we play this we're going to be together, in our bedroom and not in different cities."
"I have to admit that it was fun."
"Yeah, it was."
"Well, I have to be up early tomorrow morning."
"Night hon, I love you."
"Love you too babe. Night. Hey, Oliver..."
"Yes, Felicity?"
"Aren't you forgetting something?"
"What?"
"Those."
"Oh."
"Now take them off… and anything else you might be wearing underneath."
"As you wish my dear."
Fin
