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Reviews are nice =) this story takes place in VA time (vampire academy time, so everything is flipped, when it says PM, its PM for the moroi and Dhampir's, not our time)
Prank Week
This was the week that I lived for. The week when I humiliated my enemies, freaked out my friends, and laughed until I peed my self...almost. I would never really pee my self; Eddie would never let that go if I did.
I got dressed and was about to open my door when I remembered, no doors were safe this week. I opened my window, and after making sure nothing was dumped, thrown or dropped on me, made my way out.
I climbed down the building, landing softly on my feet. I scanned the area and noticed the faint sound of breathing.
"Prank week has begun Rose." I heard a voice say.
"Hey Tarzan, watch your feet." I told Jessie. He stepped out from under a tree.
"Nice try Rose, but I already checked for traps. You have nothing up your sleeve." he smiled and held up a water gun. I smiled.
"Oh, don't I?" Using my speed, I reached into my pocket and pulled out those little fire work things that you throw at the street and they explode. I threw a bunch at his feet and they hit their target with a series of pops and sparks. He jumped up screeching.
Suddenly, three of his friends came out from behind some trees, also armed with water guns. They started shooting, I rolled and dodged until I was close enough to kick them out from their hands. I caught one and then the other, turning the water back towards them. I grinned as they cowered away from me.
"That's one prank I have spoiled." I said, they turned to run, but I shot. Instead of water coming out of the guns though, some kind of mud concoction shot out and drenched them. They ran away swearing and streaked with mud. I disgarded the now empty two that I had and picked up the third from the ground.
I might need this; you should never go un-armed during prank week. I walked to the gym were I was supposed to meet Dimitri. He was sitting in the middle, reading a Western Novel, and I smirked.
"Your going to have to try harder than that Comrade." I said. He looked up from his book.
"I don't believe in Prank week, now go run your laps." he said. I smiled, then pulled out the mud gun.
"Well I believe in prank week and so should you." I pointed to gun at him, he stood and looked at me sternly.
"Rose, don't-" he was cut off by me blasting him with the mud. It streaked down his white shirt and I smirked. He looked down at the mess, then back up at me, an evil smirk forming on his lips. I was excited and terrified at the same time.
"I am going to get you my Roza." He spoke slowly and in a low, deadly voice.
I screamed like a girl and took off.
I jumped out the gym doorsand into the hall way. I was lucky no one was out and about in the halls because Dimitri and I would have gotten buuusted.
Dimitri was gaining on me, so I sprinted faster and faster down the hall. He was in an arms length when we both suddenly slipped on the floor and landed in a giant puddle of water…in the middle of the hall way.
I groaned and rubbed my head, Dimitri was right next to me, looking as confused as I was. My head whipped around when I heard laughing. The janitor stood against his mop chuckling.
"I'm always tired of you trouble makers running in my hallways." he chuckled and walked away. I looked at Dimitri who was fighting a smile as we sat there in the puddle.
"We just got pranked on by the janitor." I said with shock. Dimitri stood up and held out his hand to pick me up, I grabbed it, but then re thought, just a little too late. Dimitri held his grip on my hand and picked me up like a bag of groceries.
He threw me over his back like I weighed nothing. I screamed and pounded on his back, trying to wiggle my way out of his grip. I crossed my arms and huffed, realizing I was never getting out of the one. He chuckled and then suddenly let me go. I instantly sprung away from him, towards the other side of the gym. I eyed the door and he eyed me.
"Good luck." I winked and took off out the door. I ran all the way back to my room, scaling the building wall again. I was about to go in through the window when I heard voices.
"Hurry up! She'll be back from Belikov's soon!" I heard Christian's voice.
"Chill, we have at least 10 more minutes, she'll never see it coming." Adrian replied.
"You might be surprised, she's quite tricky." I heard Christian say I peeked in through the window. Christian was putting up photos of me all over my room, ones of me drunk at parties (years ago for the record) and me in my pink out fit, me in the morning after barley any sleep and crazy hair. All embarrassing.
Adrian was lounging on my bed, watching Christian; he picked a picture from his pocket, a pink one of me asking Jessie out. He smiled then put it on my pillow before getting up.
"Come on lets go before she comes back and kicks our asses." he said. I smiled and watched them go and then slipped into my room. Along with the picture of me, sitting on my pillow was a note.
Rose,
You know how much I like contests, and I know how much you love pranks, so here's the deal. Best prank wins a kiss from anyone, but the catch is, since I won't really kiss you, if I win, we have to let Dimitri think that we did kiss. Think of your pranks now,
Love Adrian
P.S. A good sportsman never backs down.
Grabbing a picture out of my drawer, and writing a note on it. I slipped it into my pocket and smiled; now to plan my other pranks.
Sunday
10:50 AM/VA time
Operation: Closet Raid
I looked in Lissa's room; she was humming and picking out her outfit for today. She had chosen a cute gray skirt with a light pink top and a dark and light pink striped scarf. She laid it out on her bed and went into the bathroom to shower. She left her door open a crack and I saw steam seeping out minutes later.
I picked the lock on her window and climbed in silently before I made my way to her closet. I opened my duffle bag and started stuffing her clothes in as fast as I could. Once everything was gone, I went to her shoes on the bottom. Once that was all in the bag I went to her bed and picked up the pink outfit too.
I stuffed that in the bag, then put it on the window ledge. Lissa was humming in the shower, and I smiled deviously. I took the black tank top, and ugly black cargo pants and put them on her bed like the other out fit had been. I then put a pair of chunky black boots where her other shoes had been. I looked under her bed making sure she didn't have any other clothes. I searched around the room, not finding any, satisfied with my little raid.
The shower stopped and I heard her step out. I leaped out the window, closing it behind me and taking the bag. I quickly climbed down the building and started sprinting back to my room.
Sunday
1:36 PM/VA time
Operation: Jerk in a Tree
I jogged through the woods, dressed in black, with a camo backpack on. With black lines drawn under my eyes, my hair in a pony tail, and armed with the perfect prank, I thought I was pretty bad ass.
I approached Jessie's window; fortunately it was pretty close to the ground. I peaked in and saw him putting some stuff in a back pack, including another water gun. I smiled and opened his window, he spun around and I smiled with my hands on my hips. He back up a little.
"Couldn't resist me huh Rose? I was waiting till the day when you admitted you wanted me." he smirked. I smiled.
"Oh I want you." I sprung forward and pulled a bag over his head before I pinned him to the floor. I taped his mouth, hands and feet then threw him over my shoulder. He mumbled something and I bent down to his ear.
"I want you…hanging from a tree that is." He started thrashing and I smiled. I hung him out the window and jumped out, landing with a thud.
He screamed at me and I just laughed. I jogged with Jessie mumbling on my back, until I came to the same tree he had previously just been hanging in.
"Remember this tree?" I asked. His eyes widened and I smirked. "Happy Prank week!" I sang and tied the rope hanging from the tree around his hands, then pulled the rope so his hands were above his head, putting just a little strain on it.
I then reached in my bag and found what I was looking for. Pulling out Lissa's pink outfit, I put it on over his clothes, and god was it perfect.
"One last thing." I said, then put a sign around his neck like a necklace. It read 'Tarzan'.
I stepped back admiring my work. Jessie glared at me, I waved and smiled.
"See you later Ape Man." I winked and jogged to the Café for lunch with the crew.
I stepped in through the doors of the café and immediately heard Lissa screech and stand from her chair. Her Gothic garb was certainly eye catching.
"Rosemarie Hathaway! What the Hell did you do with my clothes?!" she screeched. I saw everyone at our table, and most of the café giggling and hiding smiles.
I stifled a laugh and tried to compose my face.
"What ever are you talking about Lissa?" I asked. She turned red with anger now.
"I WANT MY CLOTHES BACK!" She yelled. I looked between her, and the tables of laughing people.
"Happy Prank Week!" I sang to the whole café, mainly to her. I spun on my heel and took off, bumping right into Dimitri,
"Hey muddy!" I smiled up at him. He grabbed my shoulders.
"Rose what is-" I ripped my self from his grip and took off out the doors and into the forest. Behind me I heard the people in the café cheering and laughing. Someone told me once that when this time of year came around, everyone watched me closely, waiting to see what I would do next.
I looked behind me, no one was following, so I went back to my room to plan my pranks for tomorrow.
Monday
5:13 AM/VA time
Operation: Down and Dirty
I had all day to do this prank, since we had class it made it hard. The few rules of Prank Week were:
No hurting any one
No destroying School Property
No dangerous pranks
No Pranks while school is in session
All school rules still apply
So basically restricting a lot of stuff…but I can manage. I jogged to Christian's room and quietly hung a picture of him and Adrian on his door. On it I wrote:
Christian,
Loved the pictures you sent me, too bad I watched you put them up. I am pretty tricky aren't I?
Prepare to enter hell.
Love, Rose
Then I went to Adrian's room, which was a little harder to get into because it had tighter security. Finally, I stood in front of Adrian's door, and posted the same picture on it. His read:
Adrian,
I accept your prank challenge, and if you want the rest of the message, ask your lover.
Kicking your ass always,
Rose
After I snuck out of that dorm, I began setting up my plan. Lets just say, the students and teachers will get a little taste of Adrian and Christian's down and dirty love life.
I pulled the pictures out of my bag, picking the locks of the class rooms and putting a picture in various places. On the desks, the roll out maps, the white boards, and in the Guardian/teacher lounge.
I went into the gym next, putting posters all over the walls. Next I went into the café, taping them to tables and seats. Every one was going to love this picture. Except Adrian and Christian of course. I was about to turn and head back to my room when I heard the sound of walking feet. I ducked under a table and peaked through the chairs.
"Rose! I know this is all you!" I heard Dimitri shout into the café. I smiled, then stood from my hiding place.
"But I'm untouchable, because I didn't break any rules." I said holding my head high. Dimitri smiled, walked over to me and wrapped his arms around my waist.
"Well, I wouldn't say you were un-touchable." he said seductively. I smiled and wrapped my arms around him, hugging him close.
"By the way, training was canceled, Kirova needs extra guardians to help clean up…Prank day number one." I huffed in amusement.
"Did they find Tarzan yet?" I asked. He raised an eye brow.
"Who?" he asked. Oh shit.
"Well, I gotta go, bye Comrade!" I grabbed my bag and flew out the door, smiling when I saw the picture I had stuck on Dimitri's back.
It was the picture of Adrian and Christian, only it said, 'My Secret Lovers' on it. I smiled and waved at him before I took off to my room, sleeping for a few more hours before their hell, and my amusement began.
I woke up to the sound of laughing hysterically out side my door. I rubbed my eyes and then I remembered what I had done earlier this morning. Let the games begin.
I opened my door after getting dressed and I saw a bunch of girls with pictures in their hands giggling.
"Isn't that just classic?" I said. They nodded laughing. "This is the best prank ever Rose."
"I know." I stepped out side, enjoying the nods of approval I got. Once I stepped out of my dorm I heard a roaring voice.
"ROSE!"It was Christian and he was fuming. Pun intended.
"Whoa there fire boy. We wouldn't want steam to come out your ears, or for you to suddenly cumbust." I teased. He got madder.
"This," he held up a picture, "Is making people think something else of me!" he yelled.
"Haaaappy prank week!" I sang and walked off to my morning classes.
My first class was with Stan. His prank was due tomorrow.
"Alright, settle down, I know that this little…prank had riled everyone up. Okay, if you look at this map." he pulled down his map and low and behold, there was a picture of Christian and Adrian. Everyone started laughing and Stan got redder with anger, he ripped the picture from the map and crumpled it.
"Rose, this is beginning to go too far!" Stan said. I smiled and crossed my arms, "Don't worry Stan, yours is next." I smiled sweetly.
Okay, this is only part one of two, its pretty long, but there will definitely be more pranks, and kissing in the next chapter! I like reviews =)
