Please forgive me for not updating! I went away and didn't have a chance to type (obviously) but I did get a little inspiration for this chapter while I was away! Thanks also for all the reviews for last chapter, and the wonderful ideas! I'm glad most of you enjoy my story and ideas. I loved how most of you also said something about how weird Dimitri was in the chapter, it just made my day.
101 Ways to Piss off Rose Hathaway
DPOV
"Alright, if she finds out were all going to end up with black eyes and broken bones…except for Dimitri of course." Eddie told Christian, Adrian and I as we sat at the lunch table waiting for the rest of our group to arrive. I smiled.
"I hope she won't find out." Christian said sitting back. "This might be the best idea you've ever had Eddie. I've found a whole new respect for you man." he said. Adrian laughed, then asked;
"Yea, so when are we going to give Rose the lists. Like, when were all done?"
"Whenever man. But it has to be exactly 25 things on the list." Christian said grinning evilly.
What we were doing was making a list of 25 things that would piss Rose off. We'd give her our list when we were done writing it. Personally, I was a little scared. For me and the other guys.
That girl can kick ass.
Then, after she'd seen all the lists, we would ask her which one had more things that would piss her off. Whoever had the list would win 'a kiss' which according to Adrian was 'The best fucking prize anyone could ever win.'
RPOV
"What the hell is this?" I asked Lissa as I held up an envelope that someone had slid under the door of our room. Lissa turned around from looking in her giant closet. Her eyes flicked over the envelope in my hands and she shrugged her shoulders.
"I have no idea. It has your name on it though. Open it!" she said plopping onto my bed. I sat next to her and opened it.
25 Things That Piss Rose Hathaway Off
1. When she punches you and your nose doesn't break
2. Hitting her in the head with something
3. Sneaking up on her (no one wins)
4. Pulling pranks on her
5. When you win and she doesn't
6. When you pin her down (never happened with me)
7. When Stan gives her shit
8. When Kirova gives her shit
9. When Adrian gives her shit
10. When anyone gives her shit
11. Waking her up before 11:30 on Saturdays
12. Telling her she can't do something
13. Jesse
14. If you tell her to stop eating
15. Stealing her clothes
16. Touching her stake
17. Touching her steak
18. Calling her a bitch
19. Out smarting her
20. Blonde hair dye
21. When she punches you again and your nose still doesn't break
22. If you call her 'Adrian's Bride'
23. If too many guys ask for her phone number
24. When you ignore her
25. When you write a kick ass list of things that piss her off and she doesn't know who wrote it.
And that was it. That's all the paper said. It was all typed so I didn't even know whose hand writing it was!
Damn it. I really hated number 25 right now.
I know this though.
Who ever did write this list, well their nose is going to break when I hit them.
The first time.
And I've never had to hit anyone 3 times for their nose to break! Get your facts right you stupid, infuriating mystery ass hole!
"Okay, which one of you dumb asses sent me this?" I said slamming the paper down on the table. Three stupid guys looked back up at me, and one other wrapped his arms around my waist.
"Calm down Roza. What's wrong?" Dimitri asked. I ripped out of his grip and pointed at the paper.
"This. This is what's wrong. And when I find out who did this, they better watch out because I will cut some very important parts off of them in there sleep. And then I will put those parts in a plastic bag and put them back under their door!" I almost screamed.
All the males in the room who had heard my rant had gone white in the face and I smirked a little.
"And you can bet your dumb asses I will make your life hell." I looked right at Adrian.
He gulped and I sauntered off, passing a very confused Lissa who only saw me with my smirk and everyone else with a look of fear.
She turned around and caught up with me.
"Should I use my imagination?" she asked. I gave a short laugh.
"Yea, go crazy."
She nodded.
"Will do. But I'm hungry, I'll bring you back a sandwich." she said turning around. I nodded then turned around, walking backwards.
"You can bring me back three if you like." I smiled. I saw her hold up her hand over her shoulder and I chuckled, turning around and bumping into someone. He would have fallen to the ground if I had not caught him mid air. He looked at me with shock and confusion. Ew, it was Jesse.
"Oh." I said realizing who I had caught and I instantly let go of his arm sending him towards the ground.
He landed but jumped back up brushing him self off.
"So Rose. What if I was the one who gave you that list? Would you really sneak in my room at night? I think that would be a reward not a punishment." he said flashing his eye brows. I smiled and pushed myself up against him. I noticed he visibly gulped from my closeness. My grin widened.
Asshole.
So fast, he couldn't even blink; I had his arm twisted around against his back, and his face buried in the bark of a nearby tree. I whispered in his ear.
"Don't fuck with me Jesse, I don't play nice. And if you are the one who wrote that list you might want to look at number 10. I have to give who ever wrote the list credit for that, but do you think it would take me 3 punches to break your nose Jesse?" I asked. He didn't reply so I pushed his face into the bark of the tree more.
"No, no." he said trying to shake his head. I grinned and released him, moving away so he fell to the ground.
"Yes, and your damn right Jesse. And do not ever forget that I would not hesitate to hang you from your little tree again." I laughed as I saw him glance up at a tree.
"Bye Jesse." I smiled and walked back to my room.
And guess what was taped on my door. Another list.
"Oh boy." I said ripping it down and opening it.
25 More things that Piss Rose Hathaway Off
26. When you stare at her chest too long
27. If you try to make her eat vegetables
28. When she's within 100 feet of the Queen
29. If you try to take alcohol away from her
30. If you don't offer her alcohol
31. When you take pictures of her
32. When you stare at her ass too long
33. When Lissa yells at her for swearing like a sailor
34. Stan giving her homework
35. Stan calling on her in class when she's asleep
36. Stan being within a mile of her
37. When Dimitri lets her win
38. School
39. Rules
40. People telling her what to do
41. Every guy that hits on her, except her Russian
42. If you touch her butt (That was an accident!)
43. If you stand in front of the TV while she's watching it
44. When you hide the clicker
45. If she punches you in the face and you get blood all over her
46. If you stare at her at all and you're not Dimitri
47. Pink
48. Lissa's closet
49. When you tell a funny joke about her
50. How you found this on your door and I know the look on your face was priceless
And that was the second time it ended with me wanting to rip some vital organ out of someone's body.
"I'm going to kill this son of a bitch." I mumbled and headed toward Dimitri's room.
"Open this damn door Dimitri." I said without knocking. The door swung open with a confused Dimitri standing on the other side. I marched in and he shut the door behind me.
"Who pissed you off now?" he asked. I crossed my arms over my chest and he rolled his eyes and pulled me down onto the bed with him.
"What's wrong my Roza?" he whispered into my ear. He placed open mouthed kisses down my throat to my collar bone and then dragged his nose up to circle around my mouth teasing me.
I moaned and I felt him smile.
"That's not fair Comrade!" I groaned as he trailed his hand down my side.
"Would you rather if I not touch you Roza?" he whispered again leaning away from me. I grabbed his shirt and pulled him to me kissing him. I ran my hands threw his hair, as his hands roamed my face and back.
"Dimitri." I groaned and he chuckled into my neck.
"Don't do this to me!" I cried as he rolled over. I placed my head on his chest and listened to his heart beat.
"You know comrade if I find out your part of this little game, I will not hesitate to do all those things to you. Although it would pain me almost as much as it would you." I said running my finger down his chest and sitting up off the bed. I walked to the door and looked back at him.
He was sitting up on the bed, wide eyes, pale face, erratic breathing, and sex hair to top it off. I grinned and winked, closing the door behind me and walked towards the gym to go beat the shit out of a punching bag.
"Rose! There's some mail here for you!" Lissa said throwing an envelope onto my face. I threw it to the floor and rolled over in my bed.
"Shh!" I said. She huffed.
"Well I want to hear this so I'll read it to you if you want." she said. I heard her open it and she began to read.
"25 more ways to piss Rose Hathaway off.
51. When you tease her
52. When she loses
53. When Kirova calls her down to her office
54. Adrian
55. When you touch her
56. If you laugh at her
57. If you laugh at her threats
58. If you laugh for a reason un known to her
59. When you don't listen
60. Fluffy things
61. Anything that's not red or black
62. When you don't let her get a 3rd serving of food
63. When you don't let her get a 4th serving of food
64. If she's on time for Stan's class
65. If Adrian wins a kiss
66. When she doesn't win a kiss
67. Roses
68. Rings (she only wants the indents of her fingers on peoples faces)
69. When your roll your eyes at her because she saw the number '69' and laughed
70. If you call her Rosie
71. If you call her cute
72. When you sneak up on her
73. When you don't do what she says
74. Crocks
75. That you keep getting these lists" Lissa finished. By this time I was sitting up and she looked at me and cracked a smile.
"This guys got a death wish!" she said trying to cover her laugh. I groaned and fell back into my pillow.
"I really am going to have to carve someone up aren't I?" I said to the ceiling.
"How many more of these lists am I going to find?" I asked putting one down on the table. Everyone looked up at me and I sighed and plopped down in the seat.
"Um…" Lissa trailed off and everyone looked around uncomfortably.
"What? Is there something in my teeth?" I asked.
"If there was I'd get it out." Adrian said with a wink. I rolled my eyes and stood up to go get my food. On my way back a shaky younger kid came up to me. He cleared his throat and tried to stop the shaking of his voice.
"I-I-I'm supposed t-t-t-to g-give this t-t-to you." he said handing me an envelope. He looked like he was going to shit his pants.
I smiled at him and ruffled his hair.
"It's okay kid. I'm not going to do anything to you, thanks." I winked and took the envelope. He turned beat red and walked back to his friends who chorused in an 'Oooh!'
I laughed and shook my head heading to the table. What? I'm not completely heartless.
"You wont go out with me, but your flirting with a poor kid that's like 4 years younger than you?" Adrian said with disbelieve. I smiled and wiggled my eye brows.
"I don't know, Dimitri might have some competition. The kid was a cutie." I teased then frowned as I looked down at the envelope in my hands.
"I take it this might be the last one?" I asked the group. Everyone shrugged and I sighed and opened it.
The last 25 Things that Piss Rose Hathaway Off
76. Posting funny videos of her online
77. Taking drunk pictures of her
78. Calling her ugly
79. Turning off her music when she's listening to it
80. Stealing her stuff
81. Sabotage
82. Human guys
83. Moroi Guys
84. Some Dhampir guys
85. When you hide from her when she's going to murder you
86. When you give her a reason to murder you
87. When you like making her mad
88. If someone's better than her
89. Reading
90. Taking all the songs off her IPod when you go on trips and replace it with Jazz
91. Miley Cyrus
92. Anyone who listens to Miley Cyrus
93. If you touch her hair
94. When you ask to see her molija marks
95. When Lissa buys her things
96. If you make her look stupid
97. When you act like an 'ass'
98. Fire throwers
99. Who ever is writing these lists
100. How she got another one of these lists
-So, which list made you more pissed?-
Then that's the end I guess. Hu. Well that was…annoying!
I looked at everyone around me and my eyes narrowed on 4 specific guys.
Eddie, Adrian, Dimitri and Christian.
"You guys are so dumb! You left clues in the lists! Did you share what you wrote? You practically told me who you were! By the way I liked Eddie's the best. His was the first list. Adrian's was the second, Dimitri's the third and Christian, the almighty fire thrower's list was last." I said smirking. Eddie jumped up and pumped his fist in the air while Adrian groaned and his head on the table.
I got up from the table and threw the list at Christian.
"Bye the way, have fun trying to get into all your rooms tonight. I hope you like prying duck tape off your door." I winked and walked back to my room to go gloat in all my wickedness.
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