Title: The Hair-Dyeing Mishap
Prompt: 016 - Purple
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG

"IT'S PURPLE!"

"It's more of a lavender—no, no, it's magenta now—"

"I don't care what hue it is! Just change it back!"

"Therein lies the problem. You see, I don't know precisely what you used to create this reaction. Speaking of which, why exactly—"

"It's none of your business what I use to maintain my dignity!"

"Don't you read the labels on the bottles?"

"I don't habitually have buck-toothed fiends leaving potion bottles in the shower!"

"It's necessary to store them in a damp place!"

"Store them where you bloody well please—just not with my shampoo!"