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"A week of freedom, and we get to spend it at the school? Are you shitting me?" I yelled exasperatedly as I lay upside down on a bench with my head hanging off. Every once and a while we had a week off of school so kids could visit with their families, and obviously Lissa and I had no one to see, so everyone else decided to stay too.

Lissa was sitting on the ground, her hand twined with Christian's hand on his lap. Eddie had Mia on his lap, while Adrian was leaning against a tree, and of course Dimitri was standing near my bench.

"You don't have to stay on school property. But I don't know where you're going to go." Dimitri answered. I thought a moment.

" I guess you're right, I mean but won't people wonder why a big group of teenagers are roaming around the mall during school hours?" I said.

"We can go to the movies, or park, or-" Lissa started but I cut her off.

"Holy Shit!" I jumped up, Dimitri sprang into a defensive crouch, feverishly looking around for the threat.

"No, no." I touched his arm. "I thought of the best game ever." I said. Dimitri stood straight but gave me a 'what the hell?' look.

"We my friends, are going to enroll in school. Real, human school."

Eddie choked on air, "Are you serious?" his face lit up like a Christmas tree.

"Yea, that's a really,-" Christian started to say but Eddie cut him off.

"Awesome idea! Hell yes! Do you realize how many noses Rose is going to break?" Eddie said excitedly. Adrian rolled his eyes.

"Or hearts." He muttered. I punched his shoulder lightly.

"Come on you baby. Does someone need a hug?" I teased. Adrian smiled and held out his arms.

"Yes, yes I do." He grinned. I laughed.

"Fire boy, your lover wants a hug. Go on." I motioned to Adrian with a nod of my head while looking at Christian. Christian promptly flipped me off.

"That was harsh, and completely unnecessary. That's okay, I'll just kick your ass later when no one is around to hear your screams." I grinned. Dimitri huffed.

"Speaking of ass kicking, you and I have a training session, then we need to arrange this whole…school thing." He said. I laughed.

"So who's going to do that ass kicking?" I asked as we walked toward the gym.

"Oh my dear Roza, you and I both know the answer to that question." Dimitri kept looking straight ahead, but I saw the little smirk on his perfectly sculpted Russian lips.

"Comrade?"

"Yes Roza?"

"You can just eat it."

"No thanks, I'm not hungry."

"Well I am." I tackled him, although he saw it coming and let me, and we fell into the bushes. I'd say it was a 50/50 of making out and sparring. Maybe 51% making out…

"Alright, Hathaway's finally here. Let's go." A whiney Stan said as he put a few bags into the trunk of the academy van. You know those ones with like 12 seats? Yea, we drive in style here at the academy. Gag.

"Stan, you're just pissy because you have to be a Janitor. New kids making fun of you, your self-esteem plummeting…oh and I'll be seeing you in the halls." I grinned at Alto.

"Oh sorry, Mr. Alto." I rolled my eyes. "Hey you know what's ironic? Alto in Spanish means tall. How tall are you again, like 5,6?" I took my place at the end of the row next to Lissa in the van. Stan just ignored me and slammed the door, getting into one of the vans behind ours.

"Leave Stan alone Rose." Dimitri looked in the mirror at me as he was pulling out. I just grinned and winked.

"Yes sir Mr. Belikov. I can't wait to see you in gym sneakers and sweat pants. No cowboy duster's for you." I sang. Eddie laughed.

"Yea that's right, you and Alberta are our substitute gym teachers, other guardians are sub teachers and Stan's a janitor." Eddie supplied.

"Don't forget Adrian!" I called. Adrian sunk lower in his seat.

"Adrian, are you ready for my order?" I looked back at him in the seat behind me and grinned.

"You're lucky I love you." He grumbled. I laughed.

"Don't forget your hair net. Lunch Lady Ivashkov." Eddie sniggered.

"This I can't wait to see." Christian laughed. I smiled at Dimitri who glanced at me in the mirror again.

Yea, this was going to be fun.

"Okay so, school starts at 7:30. Think you can handle that Rose?" Alberta prepped us. I rolled my eyes. We were all sitting in a little lounge area of our wing. Yes we rented out a whole wing of the hotel, and yes Dimitri had warned me in private today about putting condoms in his jacket pocket again. We of course the gambling bunch we are, made a bet of who could withstand going to human school the longest won a kiss.

"I guess since Mr. Serious over there makes me wake up at 5 every morning to train. Speaking of training…?"

"We can probably use the gym of the school if we're very careful." Dimitri said. I nodded and smiled at him, he could show me much emotion because other guardians were around but I knew he liked training as much as I did.

Alberta continued. "So, Lissa, Christian, Mia, Eddie and Rose will be students. Eddie is in all of Mia's classes and Rose in in all of Lissa and Christian's classes, just so we have an active guardian…or novice on every Moroi at all times. There will be 6 other guardian's around the school as well. Dimitri and I will be the sub gym teachers, Alto, and Michaels will be Janitors, and Winsor and Parks will be teachers in various subjects. Lord Ivashkov has his own two Guardians who will be in the school as well. All the rules still apply, no using your dhampire or Moroi abilities, no going off of campus without at least one or two Guardians. Notice I do not say novices. Rose."

"Alberta, I am shocked. I would never run away with Lissa, because then Christian would come. That would just be no fun." I told her.

"Not to mention Adrian dream stalking me." I added. Adrian rolled his eyes.

"It's not stalking, it's my ability. One that I quite enjoy by the way." He informed. I laughed.

"Whatever you say Ivashkov." I started to walk towards Lissa and I's room but Dimitri's voice stopped me.

"Oh and Rose." He said. I turned.

"Yes Comrade?"

"For the love of God, don't tie anyone to any trees." He gave me a look. I just stared at him.

"We'll see."

*****First Morning of School******

"So, gym class." I said as Dimitri lunged for my side. I dodged and went for a counter leg sweep.

"What about gym class Roza?" he breathed as we jumped and had a swing at my face. I caught his arm and looked his straight in the eye.

"I don't think I'm going to like the whole female population swooning at you." I said. I tossed his hand away from me, and tried to use his momentum to swing him to the right. He was too strong and instead used my momentum to twist his arm and grab my wrist.

"Are you jealous Rose?" he asked, he twisted my arm around so my back was against his chest and we looked like were almost doing a weird, violent dance move.

Both our chests where heaving and his warmth radiated onto me, I pressed myself into his chest and turned my head so I was looking up at him. He looked down and me and smiled, leaning down to steal a quick kiss. I 'hmmed' in appreciation, until he flipped us so he was pinning me on my back to the ground.

"Roza, you know I love you. You don't have to be jealous." He tucked a piece of hair behind my ear. I leaned up on my elbows as he eased off, knowing we were no longer sparring.

"I love you too Dimitri. Gah, see what you do to me. You make me a softie. Thanks a lot." I teased and shoved his shoulder. He stood offering me his hand and a jaw dropping Dimitri smile, I took his hand and stood up whispering in his ear. "Don't you dare tell a soul, or I'll have to tie you to a tree next time."

Dimitri chuckled. "I don't think so." And just like that we were sparring again, in a human gym, occasionally taking each other down, or stealing a kiss here and there. Huh, human school wasn't so bad so far.

I hate it when I'm wrong. Of course when Lissa, Christian, Eddie, Mia, and Adrian arrive to school with the other guardians, so do other kids. And when I say kids I mean overly hormonal teenage guys cat whistling and girls gossiping about the sub gym teacher who was, and I quote 'the hottest thing alive' or the 'living Adonis' I wasn't sure about one girl saying he was hotter than Robert Pattison…I wasn't sure who that was…but I think Dimitri's hotter than a lot of people. And I also know that he's mine.

Lissa, Christian and I walked to our first class, Math with Ms. Zekis.

"Ah, you must be the new students. I'm Ms. Zekis, I'll get you books and you can all sit together in the middle right over there." The teacher pointed to a group of empty chairs. Lissa nodded and smiled.

"Thank you." Ah, always the polite one. She towed Christian by his hand to a seat and I followed, scanning the class room.

I sat down in a chair in front of Lissa, who was next to Christian. That way if there was danger coming in threw the door, I'd be the head on defense, or ass kicker as I like to dub myself.

More and more kids came into the class room; they all glanced at us and started gossiping.

"Hey, I'm David." Said a guy sitting on my right, I turned. He had shaggy dirty blonde hair (a style a lot of teenage guys had) I noted. He held out his hand and gave me a smile. He was the first guy who hadn't told me how hot I was or that we should go out.

I shook his hand and smiled back at him. "Rose Zmey." I told him. We students weren't using out real last names, I was now Lissa's adopted sister from Siberia, so her and I where the Zmey sisters. Christian was Christian Flame, yep; I came up with that one. It was that or Hothead.

Eddie was a Smith, and Mia was a Blackstone.

"Cool. What class do you have next?" he asked. I didn't need to look down at my schedule I had already memorized it.

"History." Gross.

"What teacher?" he asked.

"Um, Mr. Green." I told him. He cringed.

"Ouch, that guys a nut job. Everyone hates him, he's crazy and so boring." He informed me. I smiled, cracking my knuckles.

"That is a class I'm looking forward to." He chuckled and shook his head, quieting as the teacher started talking.

"Well class, we have a few new students. Would you like to introduce your selves?" she motioned to us. Lissa smiled politely and nodded. She stood.

"Hello everyone, my name's Lissa, this is my boyfriend Christian," for the record she put a little emphasis on boyfriend, "and this is my sister Rose." She motioned to me.

"Very good. Well I see that you've already made some friends-" she was cut off by a girl coming in late to class.

She walked silently to the teacher, handing her a note and started down our isle. She hadn't looked up until she got to my seat.

"Get out of my seat." She hissed at me. I just looked up at her and raised my eye brows. She was scary to the other people in the room, you could see them all lean slightly away when she spoke.

"Amy, these are our new students. You know we don't have assigned seats and you should-"

The Amy girl cut Ms. Zekis off. "Are you deaf? Get. The. Hell. Out. Of. My. Seat." She growled.

I just kept staring at her with a blank face. Then she did something stupid. She got down. In. my. Face. And yelled at me.

"I said move you bitch!" I stood from my seat, so suddenly it made her stumble, any my blank mask turned to a sneer I usually save for people who piss me off, or strigoi.

"Tell me what to do one more time and see what happens." I growled. Yea princess, that's how you growl. I felt Lissa's hand grip my wrist, trying to calm me down. The girls eyes flashed with fear, she covered it up quickly and mumbled a 'fine' and took a seat in the back. I sat down once she did, and Christian rolled his eyes at me. Lissa looked worried.

"Don't worry, I wouldn't drop out this quick in the game." I smiled at Lissa. She sighed but smiled and shook her head at me. Class continued on without a hitch.

"History time." I said when the bell rang. Lissa, Christian and I headed across the building to the history wing.

I entered the class room first, after nodding to a guardian who was subbing right across the hall. Lissa, Christian and I gave the teacher (who was creepy by the way) our passes he motioned for us to pick seats. The desks where tables, two per table, and they were set up like arcs around the class room, one outer, one inner with fewer people. We sat on the inner right as the bell rang, a few people hurried in, and a few just walked in casually.

"Okay class, we have some new students. What are your names?" he said. He was tall and balding, with some facial hair and glasses, also he was wearing Jesus sandals.

"I'm Lissa." Lissa gave a smile to the kids.

"I'm Christian, her boyfriend." He shot back towards the guys behind us.

"I'm Rose." I said bored.

"Well my names Adam." Said a kid behind me. I turned and he wiggles his eye brows and winked at me. "It's very nice to meet you." He smiled.

I smiled back sweetly. "That's nice." Then I turned in my seat and smirked as his friends chuckled at him.

"Yes well, I'll get you some books and notes." Mr. Green said and walked to his messy desk.

"Hey Rose, maybe we could hang out. We could skip next period and I could…give you a tour." Adam said with another wink. I turned slowly in my seat.

Do not tie this boy to a tree Rose. Do not tie this boy to a tree.

"I'm going to say this slow because you don't seem to be understanding me." I said threw my teeth forcing a smile. "I'll kick your dumb ass all the way to the East coast if you don't get a clue and shut the hell up. Also your cologne makes my eyes water, your cocky attitude is making me want to punch you in the face and you're a douche." I finished, turning back in my seat when Mr., Green said "Found it!" and started giving us papers.

I heard a chorus of 'Ooo's!' from his friends and a lot of laughing.

"Ah Rose, such a heart breaker." Christian leaned behind Lissa. I smiled.

"Fire boy, those jerk offs make you look like my best friend." I told him. He clutched at his heart.

"I'm honored. But I'm going to admit arguing with you is pretty fun."

I snorted, "Why would it be fun for you, you never win!" I laughed. I glanced at the door right as someone was going by. They had an awfully familiar tall, muscular build, with brown hair tied up in a low ponytail, and a strong chin bone that I wanted to lick, and eyes that could see into my soul. But there was something missing.

The cowboy duster, all he had on were some black sweat pants, Nike sneakers, a gray hoodie with the sleeves pushed up to the elbows and a black shirt underneath. He looked damn hot. Aw, poor Dimitri. He caught my eye as he passed, I put my fingers to my lips and cat whistled, he rolled his eyes and took off waling faster down the hall way. The whole class looked at me like I was crazy, minus Lissa and Christian of course.

"I love me some Comrade." I winked at Lissa who rolled her eyes and tried to keep from laughing. But Christian couldn't hold it in and barked out a laugh. The class again gave us a look.

"So Rose, how about we-" Adam started to say but I quickly whipped a pen behind me at him while the teacher was writing on the board and I heard it smack him in the face. Mr. Green turned around about to start talking about the section when he looked at Adam.

"Why is your lip bleeding?"

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