Edward's POV
"Edward, I'm going to kill your brother!" Bella's voice screamed as soon as I walked in the door, I sighed to myself, I wonder what that idiot had done now. I opened the bedroom door, bathing my room in the dim light from the hallway. Seeing her furious face, I decided to flip on the light so she could see me; Bella winced at the change. I knew Emmett must have upset her when Bella had left me a voicemail telling me to get home now but I wasn't prepared for the tell-tale lines down her cheeks and bags under her eyes. Rosalie, Jasper, Alice and I were supposed to stay hunting till tomorrow when Bella and Emmett had to hand the baby back to their teacher and I knew Bella wouldn't deviate from the plan for something trivial. I moved towards her, sitting down and pulling her into my lap. She curled into me and after a couple of minutes of silence, whispered "So about that plan of yours" against my chest.
It was all set up, Edward and I had been planning for days; we worked out every single detail and it was going to be hilarious if we could pull it off. We had included Alice in our plan, of course, we needed her to keep an eye on things and make sure everything was going to run according to plan. This was going to be so good and absolutely deserved.
Rosalie's POV
I was heading down to the garage to work on Edward's Aston Martin, it needed a few tweaks to be working at its absolute best, when I noticed a note on the windscreen of the car.
Hey Rosie
I need you to meet me at this address, if you want you to have a go too. It will be fun.
Emmett
What was that idiot talking about? I peered at the address curiously. Seattle. I checked the clock on the wall with a sigh, it wouldn't take that long but this better be good, he was interrupting my car time. I glanced at the Aston Martin longingly before letting out a sigh, Edward would kill me if I took his car and I couldn't deal with being forced to apologize to him by Esme today so I jumped in my own car and sped off towards Seattle.
I pulled up outside the address, pausing for a minute to admire my ride before turning to the building with disdain. A strip club. Really Emmett? He better hope that he wrote the address down wrong because if I did find him inside, he can kiss his sorry ass goodbye. I smirked cockily as I saw the men eye me as I walked towards the door, I neatly moved my hips to one side as one tried to slap my ass. I could smell Emmett had been here, I followed his scent to a door at the other side of the room. I shook my head as I passed the young girls scantily dressed for the older men who watched them with shifty eyes. I hesitated at the door until I heard the voices from inside "if Rosalie can't satisfy you, I will" a nasally voice groaned as I slammed the door open.
Emmett's POV
"Hey Emmett, I need you do something for me" I looked up as I saw Bella enter my room "Sure, what do you need? I asked, I wonder what she would need that Edward couldn't sort for her. "I need you to sort a stripper out for a friend of mine, it's his bachelor party and he is too busy to sort it for himself."
"Where?"
"Here's the address" she said, quickly scribbling it down on a post-it note "Just ask for Lauren, she'll be in a back room, she will sort everything out" she smiled sweetly at me in thanks.
The building looked a little bare as I pulled up but then I realised it was only seven o'Clock and most of the people wouldn't here until later on. I ducked my head through the door and peered around curiously. It was actually really depressing. The girls who were dancing were mostly teenagers who had obviously lied about their age and the men watching could be their grandfathers, I wonder how desperate for money you must be to have to do this for a living.
I noticed the door at the other side of the room just like Bella had said it would be, there was a large man standing outside so I went up to him "I'm here to see Lauren" he smirked at me "of course you are" he waves his hand at the door and as it closed behind me, I heard him say "money needs to be ready on way out" what money? I waved it off as him just being a strange guy. The room was nearly empty except for an armchair which I sat down in, wondering how long this Lauren was going to be. Just then I felt a solid weight fall into my lap, I looked up in surprise to find that the top of a blonde's head was being pressed into my chin as the girl looked down at my lap.
I shifted uncomfortably as the girl started moving on me, what the hell was she doing?! She looked up at me and our gasps filled the room.
"Emmett!"
"Lauren!"
"What the hell are you doing here? Please don't tell my Dad" she looked at me in horror and then smirked "I'll finish your dance for free if you don't, if Rosalie can't satisfy you, I will" she grinded on top of me, I was going to kill Bella for this.
Suddenly, before I could speak, the door flew open, a piece of the ceiling fell down from the force of it hitting the wall. I swallowed nervously as I looked into the cold eyes of my Rosie. "This isn't what it looks like" I began before she silenced me with a glare and when she spoke, every word cut through me like a knife "Get in the car NOW!" I nodded and jumped up, pushing Lauren, who was still frozen in shock, off my lap and heading for the door. As I left, I heard Rosalie's icy voice fill the room as she addressed Lauren "don't flatter yourself, I'm more woman than you could ever hope to be."
"Rosalie" I started as she lowered herself into the car but she interrupted me before I could get another word out "Don't worry Emmett, I won't even attempt to satisfy you for a long, long time."
Bella's POV
"Edward?" I whispered, confused as I heard Rosalie slam her bedroom door, I didn't think she would be this angry, "Yes Bella" Edward replied.
"What did you write in that note?" Edward didn't reply, just smiled evilly and pressed his lips to mine.
