Only a Movie

By Spectral Scribe

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Dean has seen it all.

Mispronounced faux-Latin; fake, cheesy ghosts; cliché vamps with Transylvanian accents. He's seen paint-red blood, overdone makeup, and bad exposition. He's seen monsters who don't exist, demons who enjoy hell, and man-eating aliens.

He soaks it up like a sponge, critiques it all—that's unrealistic, that's overdone, that's flat-out wrong. Critters 3. Carnivore Carnival. Poltergeist. Ghost Ship. He loves it.

Sam thinks he's weird.

But he's also seen a demon in his brother; a fire eat his mother; a vampire nearly murder his father; blood; death. Unhappy endings.

He sometimes wishes real life were a movie.