Big Girls Can be Sexy Too!

Pairings: Puck/Mercedes, Finn/Quinn, Tina/Mike

Author Note: Homage and all agreements with Isis Aurora Tomoe, Never Piss off Mercedes was a complete inspiration…as you can tell from the title.

Recommendation/Dedication: This chapter is dedicated to laffertyluver23. So loved his/her Bad To Please, the second chapter was even better than the first, very nice. I highly recommend that you YouTube the section/chapter titles. They are all really great songs.

BTW: I was Mercedes in high school…maybe that's why I like her so very much.

BTW 2: If you would like to see Mercedes Outfit for this date, check out the link in my Profile. It will lead you to my Flicker Account for this story. The dress is quite fabu if I do say so myself.

BTW 3: I am modeling the glee competitions on Georgia's High School choir Competitions, they say write what you know. So this is what I know, besides it gives others better opportunities to shine.

THANKS: Thanks so much to everyone who has reviewed. You have made this story a joy to write…well the reviews, and Puck's potty mouth. When writing for Puck one never needs to search for euphemisms. But I could always use more Positive Reinforcement. ;)

Author's Note: I have Bronchitis so all my updates are on a 'will update as soon as I don't cough up a lung every 45 seconds' basis.


Chapter 8

Mercedes looked at the footballer in question for a long moment, her anger keeping her from realizing, for a moment, the severity of what had just happened. Quick as a snake, she reached over and plucked the cheer chicks phones from their manicured hands. The abject terror she saw on the lineman's face forced her to confront the cheerios, before she could deal with Karofsky.

"Alright Fabray Clone…you even so much as try to tell anybody about this, and everybody in this school will hear all about the abortion you had last year down in Columbus." The vocalist said sternly.

"But I've never even been pregnant…yet alone had an abortion!" the blonde cheerio sputtered indignantly.

"Yeah…but who do you think the school will believe your protestations of innocence, or Santana, and what she and I will convince Ben Israel to write in his blog?" Mercedes rejoined with a smirk. "By the time I'm done, everybody…including Coach Sylvester will not only hear it; but believe it to be the gospel truth. " She snarled looking the other girl up and down. Mercedes paused and listened for a moment. "Puck, could you and Sam please keep the closet case from slinking away…I'm not ready to deal with Mr. Karofsky just yet."

"How did she?" Karofsky asked as the two glee clubbers stopped him.

"Lil Mama's just that damn good. Now shut it…I'm missing act two." Puck hissed.

"Now you…interchangeable cheerio number two. You are bulimic. But the whole school already knows that. And even I'm not bitch enough to rake you over the coals for it…I'm not Satan. But do all your friends know about the three summers you spent at fat camp? Or how about the fact that you wet the bed until you were twelve? Remember Paula…just cause you pretend you don't know people doesn't mean we don't remember you." Mercedes snarled at the other girl.

"You wouldn't!" Paula begged.

Mercedes just raised her eyebrow.

"Fine…I won't tell a soul but only because I have a feeling that watching this all blow up in his face is gonna be way more fun than outing the tubby bastard anyway." The dark cheerio agreed with a sigh.

"Good. Now whichever of you own these two cheerios…could you please get them the hell out of my sight." Mercedes said with pseudo pleasantness.

"Goddamn Puckerman…your chick's brutal." The one football player with all the cool hair, said as he sidled past to collect his Fabray clone girlfriend.

"I know. Fuck isn't she hot?" Puck said with a lecherous grin.

"Yeah. She is…" Sam breathed next to his friend. He shrugged at the look Puck gave him. "What? She's got that Sarah Connor vibe going right now. Not my fault she is Lor si lehrrap ." Sam said with a sheepish grin.

"Yeah she is." Puck agreed. "What? Avatar is a bad ass movie…once you get past all that preachy crap. And my Lil Mama is sexy and fierce." Sam just nodded not pointing out the slight mistranslation.

Mercedes turned and stalked over to them. The cheer chicks were vanquished now she had her sights on other quarry. Her chest was heaving, the sexy black corset straining to keep her breasts and anger contained; her hips swaying, making her skirt bounce and show even more of her thick thighs. Her legs looking longer than possible for her height wrapped in bad ass black leather, and he plump lips curled in a snarl. Puck and Sam just exchanged appreciative looks. Puck for a moment forgot about the ass ripping his team mate was about to get and just relished in the long forgotten feeling of having one of his friends genuinely appreciate the beauty of his girlfriend.

"David Karofsky…what shall I do to you. Well first and foremost, by this time tomorrow, you will have taken out a full page ad in the Lima News apologizing to Kurt for being a Neanderthal and renouncing bullying. you will become a one man crusade against slushie facials, and you will go on record as having bullied Kurt with Figgins, and do everything in your power to get Kurt back here. If it's too late for him to get his money back for this semester, I think you need to man up and come up off the cheddar. Burt and Carol can't really afford to keep him there anyway." Mercedes said with a smirk. "If you comply with all and I mean all my demands, I won't have you prosecuted as a hate crime offender. I'm not the kind of person to force you out of your snug little closet, but I'll be mutherfucking damned if I'm gonna let you keep Kurt shut out in Dalton because you have a hard on for my skinny ass white boy."

Puck couldn't keep back a snort of laughter, and was quickly joined by Sam and Finn. Mercedes cut the trio a look that caused all to blush and stop laughing, and caused two of the three to feel an exquisite tightening in their groins. She directs her attention to the lineman. "Do we have an agreement, Mr. Karofsky. And don't think just because I won't out you, I won't draw the entire school a picture that even Brittany S. Pierce would understand. "

All the Glee footballers could see Karofsky trying to think of some way out of it. Sam leaned very close to David's ear. "You know this will all seem like a walk in the park….if someone were to tell her about your stealing her bestie's first kiss. Agree now, and follow through. The lady has a date."

"Yes ma'am Miss Jones. I agree to all the above stated terms. I will however have to ask for the Ad to wait until Monday, so I can have time to actually write it." He said a bit snarkily.

Mercedes heard the snark and crossed her arms under her breasts angrily. Puck and Sam shared another look and turned to the lineman. Karofsky took hard punches on both sides. "Be more respectful." Puck chided.

"Answer the lady properly." Sam directed.

"Ok, shit. Are both of you fucking her? Damn." Karofsky muttered under his breath. "I acquiesce to your demands. We have reached an accord. Call off the hounds."

Mercedes gave Sam and Puck a nod, "Fine David…you can have until Monday. But if that Ad isn't in the Tuesday morning paper, the gloves come off. And neither Puck nor Sam will be the one kicking your ass. How much will your social stock plummet even if no one knows your secret and you still get your ass kicked by a girl?"

Karofsky took off like a bat out of torment, and Puck turned to the others. "All right…break it up…nothing to see here." He said as he stalked forward and encircled Mercedes in his arms. He drew the dark diva into a searing kiss. They pulled apart only to catch their breath before sinking once more into the rapture of kissing each other. Mercedes couldn't hold back her moans of delight and pleasure. Puck pulled her closer and tilted his hips allowing her to feel exactly what she had done to him.

"Is that for me?" Mercedes asked coyly.

"Yeah, all for you…though it's probably not the only one. Evans was sporting serious wood before he left here earlier." Puck said teasingly. "Bet he's hurrying home right now to rub one out to his chocolate fantasy." He grabbed Mercedes hand and led her to his truck. "I can't even blame him. The way you look in that fucking corset is enough to cause sex riots. Then adding you getting all fierce and dangerous…made me hard enough to pound nails…and Evans wasn't too far behind."

"Noah Puckerman…do you need me to reassure you that I'm with you and would never hurt you by cheating on you?" Mercedes asked with a strange sigh.

"Hell no. I'm the shit. Besides I know you would never hurt anyone like that. You just don't have that in you." Puck said with a smile. He turned Mercedes and pressed her against the side of his truck. She felt him take a deep breath. "And now..." He swallowed hard. His lips brushed her ear gain. "I think I'll go up in flames if I can't kiss you again."

"Oh God..." Her head lifted and turned to him. Their eyes locked. "Just one more kiss," she murmured, "Then you promised me dinner". She saw his breath quicken, his pupils dilate and his eyelids become heavy. Good lord he was sexy. And he wanted her! Not one of the stick thin cheerios. Not one of the rail thin MILFs he cleaned pools for. Not some porn flick bimbo with silicone breasts and legs up to her neck. Her! Puck kissed her until all she could feel was how much he desired her.

"You are too fucking sexy for your own good, Hot Mama." Puck whispered before he helped her into the cab of his truck. They talked of inconsequential things on the way to the diner. They joked about the fact that if Puck got home early enough he could get Sam to come over and play some Halo since Sam's family was now renting the house next door to the Puckermans'.

At the diner they found an open booth and sat down the waitress saw Puck's distinctive hair and hurried over to 'take their order.' "Hey Puck, long time no 'see'." She purred, ignoring Mercedes all together.

"Umm hey. Can I get a coke, and my girl would like a Sweet Tea." He said not paying the chick any real attention.

"Sure Puck…can I get you anything else?" the waitress tried again, undaunted.

"Naw. We need to check out the menu a bit first." Puck said quickly turning back to Mercedes. "So after here, you wanna go and check out our spot until your curfew?" he asked.

"So it's 'our spot' now?" Mercedes said carefully ignoring the waitress. She may not have been the world's most confident person…but she was confident enough to let Puck handle the chicken head.

"Hell yeah it's our spot. Unless. I mean." Puck stammered a bit. He hated to sound nervous, but he started to back pedal just in case.

"Yeah. It's our spot Noah." Mercedes reassured him. She leaned forward to press a soft kiss to his lips, the flirty waitress forgotten.

Puck pulled her back into his arms. Teasingly running his fingers up and down her bare arm. "Damn Mama, have I told you how much I love your arms. They always seem so strong. Short as all get out. But strong. Like you could handle anything." He dotted kisses onto the soft chocolate skin of her shoulders. "Watching you tonight, God it was so sexy. You were in complete control. You showed those cheerios that you could rule that school with an iron fist if you wanted to. Karofsky…Karofsky, he will never mess with Kurt again. And poor Sam…he's just had his whole world knocked off its axis and set on a new one."

"You are straight up lunchin on this whole Sam thing? What's the what?" Mercedes asked, breaking contact a bit to turn and look at him.

"I don't know. I don't even mean to keep bringing him up…but something weird happened back there. I just can't get the way he was looking at you out of my freakin mind. He was almost drooling." Puck said dazed.

"Ok fine…Sam was all up in my grill. But so what?" She asked confused. Unfortunately before Puck could answer, the waitress reappeared.

"So Puck, see anything you like?" the tart asked bending over, and damned near shoving herself into Puck's face. During the time she had been fetching their drinks, she had taken the time to jiggle her girls into a better position. Mercedes looked at the rather unimpressive display and then down at her own cleavage. She barely was able to restrain herself from laughing in the waitress's face.

Puck, however, was nowhere near as reticent. "You are kidding right?" he said caustically. "Look, Pam," he said checking her name tag for help with her name. "Do you not see the rack on my girl here. you come over, wanting to rekindle something I don't even remember. You are disrespecting yourself, and even worse, you are disrespecting Mercedes. That I will not allow you to do. Now I tried to be nice about this and let you know without saying anything, that I don't even remember you, so whatever we did, it wasn't even close to as important to me as she is. So please just drop it. Now I could keep stringing you along, and just not give you a tip since you were being a ho instead of a hostess…but you just had to push it and shove your little baps into my face, while I'm sitting here trying to get my grub on with my girlfriend." Puck took a calming breath. "We are going to move to another table. Just please tell us which one is NOT in your section. We can get something to eat, and you can spend your time on customers who want what you are offering."

Pam gave him a sharp look. "You're trying to tell me that you would rather sit here with this chubby little virgin, than meet me after work?"

"Hell yeah. My woman's got curves and more strength in her pinky that you have in your whole decrepit body. Why the hell would I want to go back where everyman has gone before? Been there, done that, not memorable enough to bother doing it again. " Puck said meanly. He glanced over at Mercedes, his feelings showing in his dark brown eyes. "I'm getting real tired of people talking shit about her. She is beautiful. She is warm and loving, and she has a brain between her ears and uses it…rather than relying on what's between her legs. If you don't like it, well fuck you. Maybe if you ate more often, you'd stop being such a bitch."

With that, Puck helped Mercedes out of the booth and directed her to a table with plus sized waitress who was smiling warmly at the young couple. "Ya'll come right on over here and park it in my section." She said warmly. "That two bit floozy wouldn't know a real woman if she got shot by one." The teens' new waitress joked. I'm Sarah and I'll get you some fresh drinks…wouldn't trust Pam not to have spat in Brown Suga's sweet tea."

"Guess I should be happy it wasn't Sugg Avery pee…" Mercedes joked. At their blank looks, she shook her head. "I swear it should be a law that EVERY person on earth have to watch the Color Purple…I mean come on. I've seen Schindler's List." The teens ordered, before Mercedes dragged Puck back to their aborted conversation. "So why are you so concerned about Sam?"

"I don't know. It was just something 'bout the way he was drooling over you. Made me feel funny." Puck said looking at his hand that was once again running up and down Mercedes' arm.

"Funny…ha ha? Funny…queasy? Funny…jealous? Funny how?" Mercedes asked pushing a bit.

"I don't want to answer." Puck said stubbornly.

Mercedes gave him a look that very clearly said that want or not eventually he was going to have to answer the question. However Sarah arrived with their drinks and took their meal orders. "So…" She asked again when they were alone.

"You are not going to leave this alone are you?" Puck asked with a sigh.

"Puck, I know me. If I leave it alone…I'm gonna come up with some jank reasoning that will, in the long run, be way worse than anything you are thinking." She said honestly.

"Let's eat and get out of here to our spot and we'll talk about it there. Ok. Where it's just the two of us." Puck said reassuringly.

"Alright I can handle that." Mercedes said and they had a nice late dinner, eating quickly, they made their way to their spot with over an hour to 'play'. The teens were careful to set their cell phone alarms before moving together. Puck shifted to the center of the bench seat and Mercedes found herself straddling his lap. Puck carefully threaded his fingers into her hair, avoiding her tracts diligently. He pulled her mouth down to his, pressing his lips against her plumper ones. He paused to nibble at her lower lip, pleased when she opened them to allow his tongue to dip inside. He savored the subtle hints of her taste underlying the mint gum they had both chewed after leaving the restaurant. She moaned into his mouth as his tongue tickled the sensitive flesh of her palette.

She reached between them, deftly unhooking the hidden hook and eye system that kept her top closed. She knew that if she'd allowed Puck to open the corset, he would have undone the ties. And while that way was infinitely sexier, it would hamper her getting redressed later. Puck dotted a line of kisses from her lips to the tip of her right breast, giving teasing nips to the darker skin of her areola, before latching on and sucking her taunt nipple deep into his mouth. He slipped his free hand under her skirt and into the front of her panties. As he suckled her breasts, he played with her clit. Making her more and more aroused. With a reassuring smile he pulled his hands away, slipping from under her, and laying her on the seat. He opened the door, and knelt on the running board. With deft motions, he pulled her sexy black panties over her hips and down her boot clad legs. With her skirt pushed up out of the way and the light of the truck's overhead glowing down on her, Puck was met with the most beautiful sight he'd ever seen. "My God! Look at your pussy. I want to lap at that cream until you are screaming my name."

"God Yes!" Mercedes moaned.

Puck reached up and placed her little manicured hands on her big undulating breasts. "play with those for me. I'm going to eat this pretty little pussy you are showing me. He leaned forward and whispered, "Times like this I almost wish I had two more hands." He put his hands to work, running them up and down her thighs, each pass coming closer and closer to her hot wet mound. Leaning in, he blew a hot breath across her vulva, before dragging his tongue over the tightly closed lips of her pretty brown pussy. He lapped at her over and over, each swipe of his tongue going deeper and deeper, until he was able to fasten his lips around her swollen clit.

"GOD! PUCK! HMMMmmmmm!" She screamed and moaned.

Puck leaned up and reminded her, play with those sexy tits for me…I'm working down here." he went back to work. He licked and suckled and lightly tickled until Mercedes flew apart not once or twice but five times. He kissed his way back up to her mouth. Sharing the sweetness of her cream with her, and pressing his denim covered erection against her still spasming pussy. Breaking the kiss, he leaned over and kissed her ear. "You want to know why Sam had me lunchin' earlier…'cause I could see him here with us. His big ass lips closing over those Hershey kiss nipples, or lapping at your sweet cream while I sucked your tits." He whispered huskily. "I love you more than I thought I was capable of, and still I had these nasty thoughts of you, me and Sam. And I don't even know where this is coming from; but I kind of like it."

Mercedes couldn't help but arch up the bulge racking across her clit sending her flying as much as the dark whispers of Puck's imaginings. "The only way that would happen is if you made it happen." She said as she got her breath back. "You are enough for me. You make me happy and horney. You make me feel desired and sexy." She said punctuating her thoughts with sweet kisses. "Every woman has fantasies like that, I'm not gonna lie to you. But I care for and about you too much to ever…ever try for something like that. You know I know that you have a threesome fixation…but I always assumed you'd want it to be two chicks and you."

"Not if it made you feel even for a second that you were not all I need. I don't even particularly want to bring in Sam…it was just some naughty thoughts I had when he was checking you out earlier. It was cool that he saw everything in you that I did." Puck said as he tried to calm his racing heart. Mercedes managed to get him to switch their positions. She shimmied her panties back into place, before opening his jeans, and sliding them and his boxers down his lean thighs.

Baring his tower of engorged flesh to the night air she gave him a coy smile, before licking the thick raised vein on the underside of his cock. Puck arched into her touch, his head rooting into the seat. When she took the bulbous head into her mouth, he cried out her name. She was slow and methodical, using every trick she'd been able to find on the net. Finally she settled for bobbing her sucking mouth up and down his shaft. Until he erupted into her mouth. when she was satisfied that she had all there was to get, Mercedes swallowed, and tucked him back into his clothes. She climbed back up his body, and drew him into a bone melting kiss. "Just so you know, the only way Sammy boy can put his mouth on my body is if he's willing to put it on yours too." She groaned next to Puck's ear.