Big Girls Can Be Sexy Too!

Recommendation/Dedication: Recommendation/Dedication: This chapter is dedicated to Chrissy0Chris. So loved her The Kind of Love Your Mom Used to Warn You About, the story is very sweet and yet very Sexy. Great job. I highly recommend that you YouTube the section/chapter titles. They are all really great songs.

BTW: I am modeling the glee competitions on Georgia's High School choir Competitions, they say write what you know. So this is what I know; besides it gives others better opportunities to shine.

THANKS: Thanks so much to everyone who has reviewed. You have made this story a joy to write…well the reviews, and Puck's potty mouth. When writing for Puck one never needs to search for euphemisms. But I could always use more Positive Reinforcement. ;)

HAPPY BIRTHWEEK TANA!

Sorry so short, I'm kind of feeling blue...Reviews might really help.


CHAPTER 12
Puck Pov

I knew something was up when I entered the locker room to find Karofsky waiting by my locker. "Puckerman, you've gotta talk to your girl. I need more time."

"Look, if you want more time…I guess you'd better ask Mama for it your own damn self." I told the poor tubby bastard. "You brought this shit all on yourself."

"How?" Karofsky whined. "It's not my fault Hummel's a fucking fairy."

"It's not his fault he's gay, any more than it's your fault that you are." I said caustically. "What is your fault is the fact that you chose to be complete and total dickhead about it."

"Oh please. Like I was the only one to bully Hummel." He scoffed. "I remember your sanctimonious ass putting him in a dumpster a time or twenty."

"Yeah I did. He and I have talked that shit out though. And you were the only one who never stopped. You were the one who threatened to kill him. You were the one who sexually harassed him." I retorted. "You got so pissed cause you were attracted to him that you damn near raped him. Do you know what would have happened then? Either Burt or Finn or maybe Mercedes, one of them would have destroyed you. So suck it up and write the damn apology." I said as I slammed my locker open. "You have until the end of the day or I'm telling Cedes everything. I'm done keeping this shit from her."

"But-but." Karofsky groaned.

"But my ass." Finn said as he joined the discussion. "You'd better be happy you're only worried about Mercedes right now. I'm having a hard time not letting my mom and Burt know the truth. Do you think it's fair to our family not to be whole because of you? Do you think it's fair that you ran my brother from his friends and family because you are too much of a fucking wuss…a damn coward to come out of your cozy little closet?" Finn said getting angry. "You know what? You need to miss Mercedes' deadline. I hope she takes out a full article in the Muckraker. I hope she kicks you in the balls every time she passes you in the hall. I hope she gets all the girls in glee to give you slushy facials every day for the rest of your high school career. I hope she gives Lauren the Sam's pack of Snickers bars just to beat your ass on the daily."

"Why? You too much of a bitch to do it yourself." Karofsky said feeling big and broady.

"Sorry Dave…but unlike your boyfriend Adams, I don't hit girls." Finn replied walking away from the bully.

Yeah and life only went down from there. Bieste was a bear she made us all run extra laps for a missed play from Friday's game. While we won, she was upset about that turnover. Then after practice I walked out the locker room to be confronted by Rachel.

"Noah, I'd like a just a second of your time if you would." She started pleasantly.

"Where did you disappear to after glee?" I asked turning my attention to her fully. For some reason she was giving me the willies.

"I, I just needed some time to think." She replied, she gave me a bright smile. "You know Noah; I have done some serious thinking, and maybe some growing since the Horizons assignment. I have always embraced my Jewish side very fully; however there has been one area where I've neglected, to my detriment, to look within God's chosen people. I have dated outside our race for far too long, and it has only caused me pain and misery. I believe that it is time that I return to my roots."

I gave her an appraising look. "I'm sure Jewfro will be glad to hear that."

She shook her head before continuing, "No you misunderstand. I am not seeking a relationship with Jacob, I would like to begin a relationship with you." she said as though she was bestowing a great honor on me.

"You do of course realize that my current girlfriend would have a rather large problem with that." I said moving back from her. I'm sure now that she's crazy and I don't trust her not to do something soap opera-like. Like jumping at me just as Mercedes came round the corner.

"While Mercedes is a nice enough girl, you cannot be serious about her and I'm sure that some one of your physical virility must find her figure and form to be off putting to say the least." Rachel said with such certainty that I really want to punch her in the head. "I mean she is not even a healthy weight, despite her recent weight loss. I understand that you have recently relieved her of her virginity and are sure to be ready to move on soon. I am simply advocating that when you move on from Mercedes, you and I should resolve to be together."

I stood there blinking at her for a long moment. Then I grabbed my cell phone and called my grandmother. "Bubbie, you remember how you told me there was almost never any cause to hit a girl…can you please let me in on the exception?"

Rachel looked aghast. "Oh I'm not just about to hit one; I'm seriously considering causing her to need major reconstructive surgery. No Lil Mama isn't here; Berry waylaid me and is trying to get me to leave my girl for her."

"No you haven't even heard the worst part. She said and I quote that since I have 'recently relieved her of her virginity' I was sure to be wanting to dip on Mercedes and move on to Berry."

"She called Mercedes' form off putting, Bubbie." I sighed. "Are you sure that I can't hit her? Fine I won't hit her. I'm sure Bubbie."

I returned my attention to the blushing piece of work in front of me. "Bubbie says I must use my words instead of my fist. So let me put this so you can understand. I'm with Mercedes Jones. I will be with Mercedes Jones until she decides she doesn't want me anymore. Then I'm gonna do everything in my power to make her change her mind. I love her form and I think that you are jealous because you have to call mosquito bites tits. I love her…in fact I don't just love her…I'm fucking in love with her. So no I won't be pulling that on to the next one bullshit. And I wouldn't fuck you with someone else's dick."

"But, you and I have had our peccadilloes in the past. Surely you can't be adverse to resurrecting the passions we felt in each other's arms." She said trying to get closer.

My mom may have raised a reformed sex shark…but she didn't raise a fool. I kept my self out of Rachel's reach and responded. "Yeah and that bullshit almost fucked up the longest friendship I've got. Not only am I averse to resurrecting what you think we had…I'm saying here and now we didn't have shit. You are an ok kisser, but nothing to write home about. I'd have fucked you, plucked your cherry and been out. In the words of TI I'd have filled your space and forgot your face. Unless, of course, you actually did manage to freeze my dick off like Santana assumed you would have."

Rachel turned on the water works. But I'm ninety three percent positive that shit was fake as Lisa Rena's Lips. "Ok so what's the sitch here? You're expecting me to take you into my arms, and then what you plant one on me just as Mercedes gets here to meet you. Well that shit ain't gonna happen." I said leaning back against the lockers, making sure to stay well and away from the 'weeping' girl.

I heard footsteps and clapping as Mercedes appeared around the corner. "Thanks Boo. I should have known something was up when she texted me that she wanted to apologize." She said as she walked up and joined us. "So what exactly did she try to pull here?"

Oh shit. Mama wasn't playing at all she had her hair back, she wasn't wearing earrings and her face was shiny. "Let's just get the hell out of here. She ain't even worth it."

"Yeah. I know. But according you Bubbie Ezra, she needs her ass kicked with a vengeance. Of course Bubbie said tuches not ass…but still." She said giving me a wry smile. "According to your grandmother, who rocks majorly by the way, you were wanting to cause her some major damage yourself."

I threw back my head and laughed. "I thought about it. But decided she wasn't worth it. Besides you know her, she'll probably enjoy the drama; blow it up in her head as to how you only kicked her ass because you felt threatened by her." We looked over at Rachel, who was doing her 'pull yourself together' act, and I could see Mercedes understanding how right I was.

"She's not even worth it." Mama said giving me a smile. "I've got you. Finn's back with Quinn. Sam thinks she's nutters. Maybe she should try Ben Israel. He's only been stalking her since forever."

We walked away. Rachel might not be a bully, but she's got a similar mentality. "You can't just walk away from me like that." She yelled after us. We didn't even acknowledge her. That would hurt her more than fist ever could. It was too late for us to have any time alone at her house…and Sarah was always home at mine so we headed out to our spot. It wasn't conducive to actual sex. But we were able to spend some quiet time together, which right then meant more to Lil Mama than anything.

"I wonder what she's gonna pull next." Mercedes said grimly. "We both know she doesn't give up that easily.

I laughed. "Whatever she pulls, we'll be ready for her. She's not gonna be able to do anything we don't let her do. So as long as we stay strong and stay together. I'm not worried about her and whatever she may or may not come up with."

We exchanged powerful kisses, and snuggled together in the cab of my truck for a while. Unfortunately the time to take her home came all too quickly. As I drove to her house she asked the very question that had been bothering me for the last hour, "Should we warn the others?"

"I honestly don't know. I mean she may try something that involves one of them with them even knowing, or she may just strike out at someone." I said grimly. "You probably definitely want to warn Kurt what she tried to pull…maybe Sam and Artie. But I worry about what Santana will do to her if she finds out."

"Is it wrong that I'm tired of being freaking nice?" she sighed. "I'm nice to everyone. I was even nice to that freaking Karofsky. I'm tired of feeling like I'm the only person in the world still being nice."

"So stop. I'll still love you anyway. Just be true to you, and don't treat me like Joe Blow and you can be as mean as you want to those who deserve it. Berry, Karofsky…let them have it." I told her honestly. I've never been one to hold back, if she's tired of doing so; I say let the fur fly. "So I guess now is the exact wrong time to tell you that Karofsky wants more time to get the article posted?"

"Nope. I figured he would. That boy barely gets Ds in English. But what else is going on with him. All you football gleeks know something that you are keeping from the rest of us." She asked calmly.

Since she was calm…now was the time to answer…right? "Um. We found out that Karofsky threatened Kurt because the asshole was basically sexually harassing him. Including stealing Kurt's first kiss."

Yeah I was wrong…calm has left the building. She is pissed, and I'm hard as a rock watching her rant. Tomorrow isn't gonna be any fun at all for Dave Karofsky.