The Week the Women Went
Narrator: Take one tourist town in Delaware take out all the women and leave the men to manage without them. This is the Week the Women Left.
Beach City is a small tourist town located in Delaware. Due to its official designation as a dry town it is favored among alcoholics as a place to dry out. It is also site to a beautiful temple built by an unknown civilization. Many unusual happenings occur in this area but people enjoy the quiet atmosphere and have fun. During the summers Beach City is quite busy but for the rest of the year it is a quiet place. Now in September the tourists are away and the folks of Beach City are getting restless. So while the women leave for the Relaxo Hot Springs in nearby Summit Town the men will have to fend for themselves.
The townsfolk of Beach City are a colorful cast. We have the mayor and his family.
(Mayor Dewey with his wife and Buck wave in front of their white house.)
Julia is a thin pale skinned woman who looks remarkably like Pearl.
Julia: It may not look like it but I do a lot of behind the scenes work in my husband's office. I act as secretary, cook for events and help raise Buck. I'm confident my boy can take care of himself. My husband not so much.
Dewey: I'm right here.
Julia: That's right and not lurking around the Crystal Home wreaker's house. At least they'll be away with me so I don't have to worry about you trying any funny business.
Dewey: It's just that Steven needs a fatherly influence and all. A responsible role model if you will.
The Yellow tails.
Narrator: Vidialia Yellowtail is a stay at home mom and artist with two kids 5-year-old Onion and 17- year-old Sour Cream. Her husband Ambrose Yellowtail is a full time fisherman who is rarely at home.
Yellowtail:(Says something incomprehensible)
Sour Cream: This will a chance for me to learn some responsibility? Dad er Step Dad I have school. Who's going to take care of Onion while I'm at classes?
Vidalia: Don't worry Yellowtail will take a break from fishing won't you?
Narrator: The Pizzas father Koffi, his mother Nanefua and twin daughters Kikki and Jenny run the Fish Stew Pizzeria.
Koffi: Mother has been working really hard lately. This vacation should do her wonders. I expect to make quite the profit with Jenny and Kikki helping me.
Jenny: Actually Dad we're going to the hot springs too.
Koffi makes a face.
Narrator: And finally we have the Crystal Gems. Alien beings who are the self-appointed guardians of the Earth. When they are not fighting Earth's threats they are raising Steven Universe a human/gem hybrid and Peridot a full blooded gem.
Inside the beach house the gems are packing their suitcases with weapons. Peridot comes in with an armful of equipment smiling.
Peridot: Oh boy, an actual vacation. I can't wait to go to the hot springs
Garnet: You're not going.
Peridot:(looking hurt) What? Why not? Am I not designated female in this town should I not go?
Lapis: You're not a real Crystal Gem and though you may be designated female you are not an adult. You are just a weak little girl so you stay behind.
Peridot: I've done more work than you.
Pearl: But you are not an adult. You will stay behind.
Peridot: So you you're leaving us alone with no adult supervision that's never mind. (Peridot smiles)
Garnet: (smiles) That's right you'll have the entire house to yourselves. It'll be fun.
Steven: I'll show you how to have some real fun Peri.
Peridot giggles.
Later the women all gather at the town square waiting for their bus. Just before they go the women say goodbye and all give one last bit of advice to their men.
At Mayor Dewey's Julia is saying goodbye. She is very affectionate to her son, her husband not so much.
Julia: You be a good boy Buck. I'm counting on you to keep the town in order.
Mayor Dewey: That's my job honey.
Julia: Yes, I'm well aware of that. Normally I'd be worried about leaving you alone but since all the women are going to the hot spring including your Crystal crush. I don't have to worry about you cheating on me.
Meanwhile the Pizzas are having their own farewells.
Nanefua: Now Koffi, I'll be away for an entire week with the girls so I want you to be careful.
Koffi:(sighs) Yes mother. I'll be careful.
Nanefua: Make sure you throw away all the expired food and make sure the pilot light is always on in the pizza oven.
Koffi: I know what to do mother. I've been running this pizzeria for ten years.
Nanefua: No I've been running it. You've been helping, son. You may want to cancel delivery service and never leave a lit stove unattended. And for God's sake make sure the oven is off when you finally go to bed.
Koffi: Mother! I'll be fine what are you afraid of that I'll set the house on fire?
Nanefua: That is exactly what I'm afraid of.
Meanwhile as the men say their goodbyes. The Frymans just stand there in a corner.
Ronaldo: Well our life is in no way changed.
Mr. Fryman: Yes, it has. I want you and Peedee to chop potatoes double time. These boys don't know how to cook and dinner is coming.
The two children grumble as they walk away.
At the Yellowtail residence, Sour Cream is stepping up, while Yellow is nowhere to be seen. Sour Cream places some hot pockets in front of Onion. When dinner is done Sour Cream puts his brother to bed. As it gets dark Sour Cream takes the time to nail the windows shut. Exhausted he falls asleep on the couch. Later Onion's eyes snap open he creeps past his sleeping brother and leaves through the front door.
Meanwhile at the Maheswaran residence. Doug is thinking about dinner. Connie has a crazy smile on her face.
Connie: Hey Dad Steven just invited me over to a sleepover. Can I come over?
Doug: Connie no, all the Crystal Gems are away. You're getting too old for sleepovers with Steven and besides there is no adult supervision.
Connie: Actually Dad, they did leave one Crystal Gem with Steven.
Doug: A gem in which I never met. How convenient.
Connie: I'm telling the truth her name is Peridot. The gems left her in charge and she's like thousands of years old. That's about as adult as you get.
Doug:(Thinks for a bit) Well I am doing patrol tonight it would be good for an adult to watch over you. Very well you can go.
Connie squeals and rushes to her room. As she packs her overnight bag she packs some sexy under wear. As she rushes down the stairs she gives her Dad a peck on the cheek and runs towards the beach house.
Meanwhile Steven and Peridot are in front of a roaring fire. There is a bottle of bubbly on ice nearby. Steven tries to look as romantic as possible as he pours two glasses of bubbly.
Steven:(Suavely) Now my lady might I offer you Beach City's finest sparkling apple juice?
Peridot: What's an apple?
Steven: It's a kind of fruit. Well I couldn't get champagne so I got the next best thing. And might I add some videos to entertain us for the evening?
Peridot: The Beginners Guide to-
Steven:(quickly kisses her) Yes. Shall we begin your education?
Peridot giggles as Steven kisses her over and over again. As he pushes her onto the ground the door suddenly bangs open.
Connie: Hi Steven I see you were thinking exactly the same way I was.
Connie barges in and makes a point of shoving Peridot out of the way. Steven looks extremely uncomfortable as Connie takes a swig of Peridot's drink.
Steven: Connie I really wasn't prepared for you. We haven't made any dinner.
Connie:(pulls out her cellphone) That's okay we'll order some Chinese in Ocean Town. Now let's see we'll have some fried rice, and you like the egg rolls Steven.
Steven: Aren't you going to ask what Peridot wants?
Connie: Peridot doesn't like eating.
Peridot: Hey I'm right here.
Connie: Yes and you better get going. I'll ordering the Peeking Duck it's very delicious but Peridot it's very important that you watch the duck being cooked.
Peridot: You just want me out of the way. Don't you?
Connie: You are a smart gem. Now go before I beat you up.
Peridot leaves with tears in her eyes. Outside she activates her escape pod.
On the other side of town Doug is preparing for the night.
Doug:(To the camera) I'm was planning on ordering some Chinese for dinner tonight. It would make a great treat. So just before I go on patrol I will stop at Mr. Ping's in Ocean Town. I'll fill a thermos with hot and sour soup and have some Kung Pow Chicken.
Doug smiles to himself as he drives into Ocean Town just ahead of him is Peridot's escape pod. Connie's father does a double take as the pod enters Mr. Ping's parking lot. As he enters the restaurant he sees Peridot just ahead of him.
Doug: Hey you're one of those Crystal Gems aren't you? I've never seen you before.
Peridot: That's right my name's Peridot.
Doug: But you're just a child. Connie said you were thousands of years old.
Peridot: Connie says a lot of things. She's making me get Chinese food so she can spend some time alone with Steven.
Doug: That little – she lied to me again. Well this time she has gone too far. Peridot come with me I'm going to put a stop to this once and for all.
Peridot: Wait what is your relationship to Connie anyways?
Doug: I'm her father and it's time I started acting like it.
Doug marches straight to his car and drives off Peridot follows in her pod.
Meanwhile at the Universe house. Steven is looking very uncomfortable as Connie slinks in what is her idea of sexy sleepwear or as best as a 13-year-old could come up with. Connie hugs Steven.
Steven: Connie could you put your clothes back on you're making me very uncomfortable.
Connie: But this is what you're supposed to wear at a sleepover Steven. I can see you already prepared for me so sweet and look at this a videotape just the thing to make us romantic.
Steven:(Snatches the tape away) Connie that wasn't for you. Look what you're doing isn't appropriate
Connie:(Tries to kiss a resistant Steven) Steven stop fighting I love you and your magic let me show-
The door flies open and Connie's father stands in the doorway. He is absolutely furious.
Doug: You have gone too far Connie. I am sick to death of your lying.
Peridot sneaks in. She grabs a bag of popcorn and starts eating.
Connie: You can't stop us Steven and I are in love. We're jam buds. We'll be together forever. Isn't that right Steven. Steven?
Steven: Connie you're freaking me out right now. You're only 13.
Doug: Straight from the mouth of the randy teenager. C'mon Connie we're heading home and if I have my way you'll never see Steven again.
Grabs Connie by the wrist and pulls her with him.
Connie: Dad you're hurting me.
Doug: No I'm not but when I'm through with you you'll wish I had. How does boarding school sound?
As Connie leaves crying. Peridot runs over to Steven. The two hug.
Peridot: Alone at last. Now where were we?
A shadow falls on the happy couple as they turn around they see Greg in the doorway.
Greg: Hello Stu ball, Doug told me what was going on. I'm going to be staying here a few days.
Narrator: It is the first morning since the women left and things have changed drastically for the men.
At the Big Donut there is a huge crowd. Lars is looking flustered as he is trying to fill the orders. The scrum of men keep coming.
Lars: Wait one at a time. I'll get your orders in due time.
Customer 1: You're out of coffee.
Lars: S—t I just filled it up five minutes ago.
Customer 2: I want one dozen cinnamon buns.
Lars: We just ran out of cinnamon buns. Please we're rapidly running out of stock.
Customer 2: Well when will you get more?
Lars: Two days from now. Now everybody just form a nice orderly line and I will see to you all.
The men all swarm Lars. He is no longer visible. In desperation Lars' hand shoots out before going out of sight.
Lars: No this is really a two-person job.
At the beach house Peridot creeps up to Steven's loft and kisses him.
Steven: Morning
Peridot: Morning Gorgeous. I'm so sorry our evening plans didn't work out so I decided to make it up to you with breakfast in bed.
Steven: You're making me breakfast? That's so sweet.
Peridot:(Pulls out what looks like a 3D printer and places it on Steven's lap) Yup I'm printing it now. It should be ready in about 15 minutes.
Steven stares at the printer as it slowly builds his breakfast. A few minutes later Greg wakes up and shuffles towards the cubby in his tatty underwear. Steven winces at the sight.
Greg: Hey Stu ball what you got there?
Steven: Peridot's making breakfast.
Greg: (reaches in and grabs the food) Hey cool pancakes. Stu ball do you mind if I eat this?
Steven: No problem I've lost my appetite anyway.
Greg: Hey Steven I'm going to help with rebuilding the pier. I'd like you to come and help me.
Steven: That's sounds nice but what about Peridot?
Greg: Oh let her work on robots or something.
Peridot: It's like I'm not even here! Greg you could try talking to me at least.
Steven: Er Dad, I really would like to spend some time with Peridot. You know showing her Beach City and stuff.
Greg: Steven after that Connie incident I want to keep an eye on you. In case Connie tries something again.
Meanwhile at the Relaxo Hot Springs the women are lounging by the hot spring's pool.
Pearl: Tell what makes this different from our days in Beach City?
Amethyst: Ah the water's heated.
Vidalia: And I don't have to cook and clean.
Amethyst and Vidalia laugh.
Back at the old Docks in Beach City the men are getting ready to do their new project. As the men mill around Greg and Steven come in.
Dewey: Okay I've got the plans for the docks right here. We just need to pull out the old pylons and then the real work can begin. Now where's the heavy equipment?
Smiley: I thought you were ordering it.
Dewey: No I ordered the lumber. You were supposed to get the machinery since you use it in your business.
Smiley: Roller coasters are not the same as bulldozers and pile drivers so unless there's a giant robot somewhere we're stuck.
The assembled men grumble. Then Peridot comes marching in her giant robot followed by a swarm of robiniods.
Peridot: Did anybody call for a giant robot?
The men all stare slack jawed as Peridot pulls out the old pylons. As they gape Connie comes over to the site in a white dress to see Steven. Greg is prepared as he sprays Connie with a jet of water from a hose. Her dress becomes transparent which means nothing since she is still a little girl. Connie just takes it all in stride as she poses for Steven. Connie too absorbed in Steven doesn't notice Peridot's robot walking up from behind. Angry Peridot uses the robot to pick up Connie by the collar and fling her into the ocean.
Peridot: Stay away from my Steven.
The crowd claps. Peridot bows and takes a break. As the men have lunch, sandwiches Peridot drinks coffee with Steven and Greg. An anxious Sour Cream comes round searching for his brother.
Sour Cream: Hey has anybody seen little Onion? I haven't seen him since this morning.
Dewey: Onion's loose? we have to find him right away.
Peridot: Isn't Onion that little psychopath you were taking about Steven?
Greg: Peridot Onion isn't a psychopath we just need to find him in case he gets…hurt.
Peridot: Oh my stars! My robot.
Inside the giant robot Onion grins evilly. He starts smashing into buildings. As the men scatter three figures come to the rescue Steven, Peridot and Greg. Greg sprays Onion in the cockpit with water causing the boy to lose control. Thinking fast Steven runs up to the robot, climbs up to the cockpit and bubbles Onion before he gets hurt. Peridot uses her robiniods to hold down the giant robot as Steven rolls Onion to safety.
Later as Peridot cleans up the area with her robiniods Doug rolls Onion into the police car. In the back is a very wet Connie.
Steven: I'll go and pop Onion's bubble.
Doug: No! That won't be necessary tonight. Onion is safe right now. I'll just call his father.
Narrator: Thanks to Peridot's robiniods the docks are rebuilt in record time. When Yellowtail finally reaches land Doug uses this opportunity to remind Yellowtail his duties as a father.
As Yellowtail picks up Onion at the police station, Doug handcuffs Yellowtail to an unbubbled Onion. Connie in the jail cell looks on.
Connie: Dad when are you going to let me out?
Doug: When I can trust you again which might be never.
At the beach house a very tired Peridot walks in after a day's work. As she enters she sees the house is a mess with Greg's clothes scattered round. Greg is sitting on the couch watching TV with Steven.
Greg: Hey great job with the docks. How about we order a pizza?
Steven: Dad Connie's stunt blew away our food budget. We can't order in.
Peridot: Never mind I will make us something.
Greg: Peridot you learnt how to-
Greg stares as Peridot brings out the printer again. As it starts printing Greg's face falls.
Greg: What is that?
Peridot: I'm making meatloaf with a suspended protein slurry. My synthesizer uses materials much more efficiently than conventional cooking. When it is done in about an hour the meatloaf will have all the required nutrients in one meal.
Steven:(playing along) Meatloaf my favorite.
Greg: You kids have proven yourself capable of taking care of yourselves. I think I'll just mosey back into my van and leave you to it.
Once Greg leaves Steven turns to Peridot.
Steven: Shall we continue our session from last night.
Peridot: Yeah!
Moments later Steven and Peridot are on the couch watching the video Steven got. Steven looks bored while Peridot is fast asleep.
Steven: This has got to be one of the boring educational videos ever. Thank you, Public television, thank you.
Narrator: The next morning at the Relaxo Hot Springs Julia Dewey decides to confront her husband's crush.
Julia looks angry as she stares down at a lawn chair.
Julia: Where do get off teasing my husband like that. I've seen you around town wearing those skin tight clothes looking confident. Is it any wonder why men drool over you? Well it stops now, put on some normal clothes and stop leading my husband on.
Garnet: I have not nor have I ever been interested in Mayor Dewey. Pearl is the one your husband chases.
Pearl is talking on the cellphone. She is wearing a dark modest swimsuit. It is obvious that she is talking to Steven as she sounds very motherly. When she notices Julia staring at her, Pearl hangs up.
Pearl: Is there something I can help you with?
Pearl gets up and faces Julia. As the two women stare at each other it is obvious that they two are very similar in build and demeanor.
Julia: You're my husband's crush?
Pearl: And you are?
Julia: Julia Dewey, Mayor Dewey's wife. Why is my husband attracted to you? You're skinny and pale and frumpy. Why?
Pearl: I have no idea but I can tell I've done nothing to attract him. I don't even like humans that way.
Julia:(crying) All this time I thought it was me. That I wasn't good enough but that's not the case at all. I try and I try thinking if I change myself he might come back to me but it was all him. He got bored.
Julia clings to Pearl sobbing. Pearl looks uncomfortable.
Narrator: At Beach City things have slowed down.
At the pizzeria Koffi sits waiting for customers but none have come.
Koffi:(To the camera) I thought I would be packed but they've all decided to barbeque their meals.
Meanwhile at the Yellowtails. Yellowtail is looking miserable as he is chained to his son. He looks out the window and sighs. The sea was calling to him and he can't do anything.
At the beach house Steven is pulling a giggling Peridot down the stairs. They stop laughing as they see Greg waiting for them on the beach with a guitar.
Greg: Hey Stu-ball business has been slow so how about we have a music jam together.
Steven: What about Peridot?
Greg: Oh just let her build sandcastles or something.
Peridot: I'm right here. (walks away) You'll have the house to yourself they said. It'll be fun they said.
Narrator: Meanwhile at Fish Stew Pizza Koffi has an idea to step up business.
Koffi: Hey Yellowtail, I'm having a poker tournament. Do you want to come?
On the other side of the line Yellowtail gives and enthusiastic yes. He marches straight out the door with a handcuffed Onion trailing him.
At the Universe residence Steven is sitting slumped down as Greg plays his guitar oblivious to his son's discomfort. In the background Peridot is pushing sand around with a bulldozer. Suddenly Greg's cell rings.
Greg: You're having a poker night. Alright count me in. (hangs up) Steven it looks like you're handling yourself well. I'm going to play some poker maybe win us some food money.
Steven: Okay Dad have fun.
Greg: I know I can trust you with Peridot son.
Later at Fish Stew Pizza Koffi has made refreshments.
Koffi: I've got pizza everybody.
The men Dewey, Greg, Yellowtail with Onion handcuffed and Doug sit around a small table. As Koffi places the pizza he sits down.
Greg: So where's Connie?
Doug: I made some arrangements. Don't worry she's not going anywhere.
Back at the police station Connie sits in a jail cell with a jug of water and a loaf of bread.
Meanwhile the men are getting into their game.
Yellowtail says something incomprehensible.
Koffi: Yes, I've turned off the oven. You sound like my mother.
Back at the kitchen the oven is still on.
Narrator: Meanwhile at the Universe residence the kids are finally enjoying some alone time.
It is late at night and Steven and Peridot are enjoying a late night swim. They are frolicking in the water enjoying themselves. They chase each other until Steven catches Peridot. Peridot blushes. As she is about to kiss Steven, Peridot sees something.
Peridot: Steven, the town is on fire!
Steven: You're right we gotta help them.
Peridot: I was thinking more along the line of putting up a forcefield so the beach house doesn't catch fire as well.
Steven: Peridot you're now a citizen of Beach City it's our duty to help.
Peridot: Steven do you know how to put out a large scale fire?
Steven: Doesn't matter it's our duty to help. I thought you understood that.
Steven starts swimming towards the shore.
Peridot: Steven wait!
Steven forms his shield, steps out of the water and starts running towards town. He is completely naked.
Peridot: At least put on a pair of pants.
It is early morning. A worried looking Peridot is wearing one of Steven's T-shirts. As she waits Peridot drinks a cup of coffee. Hearing a knock at the door Peridot rushes to open it. It is Steven and behind him the entire town is waiting on the beach.
Peridot: Steven thank the stars are you okay?
Steven: I'm fine but the entire town has been burnt down.
Peridot: The entire town but I thought the fire department could deal with this?
Steven: I thought so too but Sadie's mom was fire chief and her replacement Bob is an idiot.
Peridot: Wow, you really are angry aren't you?
Steven: The entire fire department was running around like headless chickens. But that is beside the point these guys need a place to stay.
Peridot: Steven the beach house is too small and the temple is dangerous. What if one of these guys pop a bubble in burning room or get buried under Amethyst's trash piles?
Steven: Not to worry. I've got it all figured out. We'll recreate the entire town in my mom's room.
Peridot: That's insane. Steven you told me Rose's room attempted to replicate the entire town and it was a disaster. In fact, it seems every time you use the room it ends up being a disaster.
Steven: Oh it's not that bad. We won't be recreating the people and that took a lot of processing power.
Peridot: Even without the people it's a massive undertaking. The town is over 10 acres in size and every building is different. Are you going to create every business and home to exact detail? That's impossible.
Steven: You're right but.
Steven and Peridot are in Rose's room. Steven has created rows upon rows of small brightly colored houses other than the color the houses are exactly identical. Steven smiles smugly at Peridot.
Steven: See problem solved. Now everybody has a place to sleep.
Peridot: Wow great now all we have to worry about is food and water oh and the possibility of one of these idiots burning down the town again.
Steven: I think they've learned their lesson.
Peridot: I'm going to call the Red Cross. I'll be waiting on the beach for you to come to your senses.
Steven ignores her as she leaves grumbling. Smiling he calls out to the men as they all come rushing in. It is like a small stampede. As they men settle down for the night Steven's smile fades as he thinks about what state the beach house must be. When he enters the beach house he sees the place is trashed.
Steven: Gah they trashed my home. How could this week get any worse?
Narrator: The week is over and the women are refreshed and looking forward to reuniting with their husbands.
The bus drives into town and drops the ladies of Beach City off. Horrified the women all drop their suitcases at the scene before them. The entire town is a burnt out shell. Not one building is standing.
Nanefua: I guess that idiot did set the pizzeria on fire.
Barb: Look I see some smoke.
The women all run down to the beach. The temple is a smoking ruin. The beach house is ashes and the temple's face has fallen into the sand. In front of all this Steven is in rags kneeling before the devastation. Peridot also in rags is trying to comfort him.
Steven:(Sobbing) You maniacs you burnt it all down. Damn you all, damn you all to hell.
Narrator: It is now two months later and some drastic changes have happened at Beach City. For starter's there has been a record divorce rate as the wives came home to a burnt out town but not all couples were disappointed.
Priyanka and Doug are sitting happily in their new apartment. Connie is nowhere to be seen.
Doug: Well for obvious reasons we couldn't stay at Beach City. So we moved to Ocean Town.
Priyanka: I am very impressed with the way Doug handled things not only with the sleepover incident but getting our daughter to safety after Beach City caught on fire.
Doug: Connie was dangerously close to ruining her life over some boy no less. All the lies she told us I'm not really quite sure how it got so out of hand. So we laid down the law. We took away her internet and grounded her until we could find more suitable arrangements.
Priyanka: All I can say is thank the gods our insurance pulled through. We used the money to send Connie to an all girl's boarding school Nebraska away from Steven.
Camera focuses on Connie wearing a dark pinafore. She is looking absolutely miserable in a field of wheat.
And now to the Dewey's
Julia is sitting in an unfamiliar looking apartment in Ocean Town. Buck is beside her but Bill her husband is absent.
Julia: You know I always thought it was me that made Bill stray or even Garnet. It hurt me to feel that I wasn't adequate.
Buck: Mom I know how hard you worked to make your marriage work.
Julia: But it wasn't enough. After talking to the gems I realize it was all him. So I divorced Bill and moved to Ocean town.
And finally to the Crystal Gems themselves. They are on a stretch of beach laughing and having a good time. Behind them is another temple.
Garnet: Well the trip to the spa and the return was quite the eye opener.
Amethyst: Like finding out how stupid the boys are in Beach City.
Pearl: We couldn't stay in Beach City so we moved to Malta. We had lived there about 2000 years ago. It took a little cleaning up but now it feels like home. We left Greg behind of course but Steven can go visit him whenever he likes.
Garnet: I was a little worried about Steven after everything that happened but thanks to Peridot he's adjusting well.
Steven and Peridot are playing on the beach. Steven twirls Peridot around before embracing her.
Peridot:(to the camera) I am enjoying Malta so much. The white sands, the blue sea the fact that there is no Connie butting in or telling lies about me.
Steven: Yeah after we moved, I discovered this web page Connie had set up saying all these terrible things about Peridot. She accused Peridot of experimenting on humans, even creating the Cluster. Well I set things straight and now I'm going to focus on the true love of my life.
Steven kisses Peridot as the screen fades to black.
