Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, or this song.

In one fell swoop it became clear to me,
that I despise you entirely,
but the good news is I'm gonna keep you around
And so your lust is just convenient now

Crack open a bottle of red
Let's toast to this here bed
Offer up your hand
My one night, two month, three year stand

Ron was with Lavendar .. again. It was close to the end of the year, and he had been using Lavendar all year to try to make Hermione jealous. But it hadn't worked. All his hard work had gone down the drain. Instead of making Hermione come running into his arms and admitting her love for him, she ran right into that .. traitor's arms; Into Harry's arms.

So here he was, faking the pleasure he should have been receiving from Hermione's mouth, but wasn't. He hated Lavendar. No, he hated what she was. He hated what she did. He had nothing else though. So he kept her around, to keep him slightly satisfied, to keep her happy.

"Mmm, feelin good Ron?" Lavendar asked, looking up with big, blue eyes.

Ron nodded, feeling his throat contrist.

"Good," she said. "Cause you're about to feel a lot better."

And with that, she climbed on top of him.

And all at once it became clear to me,
that you're allergic to honesty
And you don't even have a friend around
And so my lust is just convenient now

Crack open a bottle of red
Let's toast to this here bed
Offer up your hand
My one night, two month, three year stand

The war between the Light and the Dark had come and go, Harry prevailing of course. All through this, Lavendar had stayed by Ron's side like a loyal puppy. She was there whenever he was lonely, depressed, or just needed someone. And while it felt nice to have someone, he just wished that he could get rid of her.

Ron felt bad for her too. She didn't have any friends anymore. Pavarti had died during the war, and that was her only true friend. Plus, he still loved Hermione. All he felt for Lavendar was lust.. pure lust. He supposed it was convenient, seeing as she didn't need anyone, and the one person he needed was taken.

It's not like Ron liked using Lavendar like this. He really didn't. He had tried breaking up with her countless times. Each time he would fail. One time, he had tried on April Fools' Day, though not realizing it. She had laughed, and said he was a riot. The next time Ron tried, she had cut him off by saying that she had bought new lingerie that she wanted to show him. After that,

I'm on my knees,
but so are you
Unfortunately for the wrong reasons
I keep incessantly believing that you're pure,
but you know it's not true

Ron was ready to tear the hair from his head. Lavendar could not be driving him anymore crazier. And not in a good way, in a very very bad way.

Earlier that day, Ron had come home from a very hard working day. They had had to train the rookies and that tired him out greatly. All he wanted to do was come home, lay down, and relax. But Lavendar had other plans.

"Ready, hunny?" she purred, trailing her fingertips down his chest.

"Not tonight.." Ron grunted.

"But Won-won," Lavendar whined. She started to unbutton his pants, and tug them down. Not even caring, he laid back and let her mouth work his member.

There's nothing wrong with being lonely

"Lavendar! Get AWAY from me!" Ron yelled, running down the block from a half naked Lavendar.

"But why! What did I do wrong!" she cried back.

"I can't do this anymore." Ron screamed, suddenly stopping. "I don't love you. At all."

"But, but, you can't leave me alone!"

"There's nothing wrong with being lonely.."

And with that, Ron walked off, leaving a crying Lavendar in his wake.

Crack open a bottle of red
Let's toast to this here bed
Offer up your hand
My one night, two month, three year stand

Crack open a bottle of red
Let's toast to this here bed
Offer up your hand
My one night, two month, three year stand

A/N: This is really short.. and it doesn't really have a Hhr romance.. it's more Ron loving Hermione, but Hermione loving Harry thing. Thought it was appropriate? Duno. I'm working on a new chapter now. It might be Ginny being jealous? Not sure yet. Thanks for all the reviews! Oh, and this isn't a full story. It's just a series of one shots.. sorry if I confused anyone.