"So let me get this straight?" Undyne said, harshly, "You. Want me. To sneak Mettaton out of the lab without my wife's permission for nothing in return?"
"I have some embarrassing photos of Paps when he was little." Sans said, holding up the package of photos which he very easily stole from Papyrus.
"Gimme them, punk!" Undyne jerked the package of embarrassing out of Sans' hand and said, "We have a deal. Follow me!" She lead Sans to the laboratory, where Mettaton was hiding out, still in his robot form.
"So we gonna turn him on?" Sans said.
"Hey! That wasn't a part of the deal!" Undyne raged, "I agreed that we'd sneak him out, we NEVER said turn him on!"
"C'mon," Sans said, holding up another package of photos, "I have more embarrassing photos of Papyrus."
Undyne growled, snatching it out of his hand, and running over to the robot, and flipping it on, "Now we're even!"
Mettaton flashed opening, "Greetings beauties! Do you guys want me to give you a tour around Alphys's beautiful lab?"
"We were wondering if you could do a little favor for us?" Sans asked, "You see, The KID doesn't really like me, if you know what I mean."
"I see what you mean, honey," Mettaton said, going out of the lab, "And you thought it would be fun so bring a celebrity to his home!"
"No," Sans said, "I just wanted to get him a robot."
Mettaton gasped, "So you thought I was only a robot? I'm not the great Mettaton?"
"Mett, can you just do us the favor?" Undyne asked, crossing her arms.
He yawned, "That's according. What do I get in return?"
"You get hugs and kisses from your fans?" Sans replied, "We all know monsters and humans love watching celebrities doing nice things for children. It's the next big thing!"
"You're absolutely right, darling!" Mettaton said, excitedly, "Everyone will love it!"
Toriel shut the book lightly, smiling at her two children, "Well, did you guys enjoy it?"
"We loved it, Mom!" Asriel said, happily, "Can you read another book?"
Toriel then remembered she was supposed to be making pies, "Oh goodness! I'm afraid not, my child!"
Papyrus popped out of the door of the kitchen, "NOT TO WORRY, GOATS AND HUMAN! I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS CAN BAKE THE PIES FOR ALPHYS'S BIG PARTY! I SENT HER A TEXT AS WELL! I HOPE SHE CAN MAKE IT!"
"That's nice, Papyrus," Toriel giggled, walking into the kitchen, "But I can do the rest of these pies on my own. Why don't you read to the kids while I cook?"
"YOU ARE RIGHT!" Papyrus said, grabbing a book, "NOT ONLY CAN THE GREAT PAPYRUS COOK, BUT HE CAN ALSO READ!"
He sat down in what was usually Toriel's chair, "I NOW KNOW WHY SANS IS ALWAYS TRYING TO TAKE THIS CHAIR!"
Asriel rolled his eyes and shook his head, "Can you read already?"
"OH YES, THAT'S RIGHT," Papyrus said, "I WILL READ THE BOOK NOW!"
He opened the book, and then a robot popped into the house, "Greetings beauties!"
Sans and Undyne were in behind the robot. "SANS!" Papyrus said, "WHY ARE YOU HANGING WITH UNDYNE?! SHE'S MY FRIEND!"
"I bought a robot off of her, bro." Sans said, "Thought the kids would like it."
"HOW MUCH OF OUR SAVINGS DID YOU SPEND?!" Papyrus exclaimed.
"I didn't spend any money," Sans said, "Instead I paid with your baby pictures."
"YOU WHAT?" Papyrus exclaimed, stomping his foot, "SANS!"
"Sorry, bro." Sans said.
"So you bought Mettaton?" Frisk asked Sans, "You mean the human soul eating robot?"
"Wasn't that feature edited out?" Undyne asked, starting to get infuriated, "SANS! I knew she should've talked to Alphys before we did this!"
"Mettaton is not for sale!" Mettaton said, joining in the whole flame against Sans, "Just because I am a robot does not mean that you can buy me! I'm a star!"
He left, very angrily. Undyne followed in behind Mettaton, "Sans, I can't believe I let you talk me into this! I'm keeping the photos, but the other part is off."
"SANS!" Papyrus said, "IT'S OVER! YOU ARE NO LONGER MY BROTHER! I'M GOING HOME!"
"Dude, you live here." Sans said.
"OH, RIGHT!" Papyrus replied.
"You ruined everything, Sans," Asriel said, starting to cry, "You're nothing but a disgrace, Sans!"
Sans left the room quietly, and went upstairs to lock himself away. Toriel went out of the kitchen, the kitten in her arms, she saw Asriel in tears and said in a concerned voice, "What happened, sweet ones? Asriel, what's going on? Why are you crying?" She dropped the cat and wrapped her arms around her son, "Do you want to talk, child?"
