Asgore approached a closed stand, a smirk spreading across his face, he lay Mettaton across the table, and started to jack with his settings, "How hard is it to turn him on?" He then saw Toriel pass, and quickly hid Mettaton, "Hey Tori!"
"Hello..." Toriel said, awkwardly, "What are you doing here?"
"I opened a stand," Asgore replied, "I'm packing stuff in for my buyers."
"Well, have fun." Toriel said, "And don't take my son away without my permission, I wouldn't do that to you, now would I?"
"Sorry!" Asgore waved a good bye to Toriel. She walked off. Then a lady walked up. This woman had black hair in a pixie cut, a nose and lip ring, a tatoo on her shoulder, and black eyeliner around her eyes. She had three little girls with her, jumping around and asking questions excitedly. "Hey!" She said, leaning against the opening of the concession stand, "Whatcha got here?"
"Funny, I don't really have anything here." Asgore chuckled.
"So you've been sold out of EVERYTHING?" The woman asked.
"I never had everything," Asgore said, laughing, "This stand is a complete fraud actually!"
"You put this much effort into creating a FAKE stand?" The woman asked, "Who the crap are you exactly?"
"I'm Asgore," he replied, "The ex-King of the underground. Now we're civilians, but we still recieve a lot of racism from some buttholes out there."
"My name is Alaxander," she said, "And these are my daughters."
She introduced Chloe, her youngest five year old, then Tiffany, her eight year old, and then Margaret, age of eleven.
"Well," Asgore chuckled, "I'm actually trying to ruin my ex-wife's relationship."
"At least you're trying," Alaxander said, "This girl's father never even tried, even before he left. He hasn't came back since Chloe was newborn. He doesn't even want to see the girls."
"Yeah," Asgore said, blushing lightly, "I ruined my chances with a stupid mistake, and I'm gonna fight with my all to get her back."
"So here's my number," Alaxander said, handing her a piece of paper, "Just so you can call me later. Anyway, tell me how you plan on ruining this proposal."
"I plan on doing so by rigging this robot," he put Mettaton across the table, "This is an ally of my ex, so I'm gonna try to turn on a setting where it'll turn against her. For her best interests, of course."
"Oh, I understand," Alaxander chuckled, "I think I can rig the robot, if you are truly dedicated to ruining this proposal, that is. You know, I'm actually a mechanic, and a single mom."
"I'm a single father myself," Asgore chuckled, "I have a son. Me and my ex-wife have fifty-fifty custody over him. He's a good child."
"Wow, is he here right now?" Alaxander asked.
"No, he's with his mother and her boyfriend right now," Asgore replied, "This is where he's planning to propose. So we're gonna foil it all so I can get her back."
"Wow, you are one sinister fella," Alaxander smirked, "You seem fun. Maybe you can bring my ex-boyfriend back."
"NO." Asgore said, firmly, "Do you seriously believe I am a miracle worker?"
"Alright, alright." Alaxander said, "It was just an idea."
"A HORRIBLE one at that." Asgore replied, in a disgusted tone.
She then got a phone call and answered, "WHAT? I gotta come now or I'm fired?!"
Alaxander ran off, leaving her three girls behind, not even noticing that she was leaving them there.
The girls started to sob, Asgore starting to pat them on the back, "Girls, your mom didn't leave forever. Who wants to bet she'll be right back? Is there a way I can make this better?"
"Tea party!" Chloe said, looking up at him.
"That sounds great," Asgore said, picking up the little one and placing her on his shoulder, "Let's have a tea party, children."
Tiffany and Margaret followed in behind Chloe and Asgore as they went into the stand. Asgore chuckled lightly, setting them all down in chairs around a table, putting out a pink table spread and putting on a tiara and laying out some teacups and and spout.
"Tea?" Asgore said, trying to give himself a light, feminine British accent.
"Me!" Tiffany said, "Me first, Lord Fluffybuns!"
"Lord Fluffy-" Asgore was quite shocked then saw that his tiara had a sticky note on it reading, "Lord Fluffybuns." He started to give a big belly laugh. He poured some tea into Tiffany's tea cup, then into Chloe and Margaret's.
(Scene change- 8:30/Alaxander heading back)
"Well kids," Alaxander said, forgetting she left her kids at Asgore's stand, "That was butt-numbing."
She then turned around and exclaimed, "OH MY GOD! I left the kids!"
She started to drive back to the amusement park as fast as she could. She got there, and rushed to the stand, "ASGORE!" Then she checked inside, out of breathe, a huge sigh of relief when she spotted Asgore playing tea party with her daughters. Asgore then started to sweat and stood up, "WHAT? I wasn't playing tea party!"
"Apparently the big, mean Asgore isn't as evil and sinister as I thought." Alaxander chuckled, "Don't worry, I'm glad you played with my daughters. That was very sweet."
"Can you rig Mettaton now?" Asgore said.
"Of course I can, big fella." Alaxander said, grabbing the robot and starting to mess with the wires, "He should be fixed now."
"Thank you." Asgore chuckled.
