See? This one's a bit longer than the last one! I hope you guys enjoy it and I have a couple songs on the list you can listen to (you can choose where they go though).
1. "NYEH HEH HEH!" Undertale OST
2. "Snowy" (Genocide Version).
*NOTE* CAPS does not mean that the character is shouting. Paps speaks in all caps, Gaster does too.
"Bold Italic" would be the wingding font that Gaster speaks in. All skeletons can speak it though Gaster is the only one who can't speak any other language, so he uses magically conjured hands to speak with other monsters.
I do not own Undertale, all I own are Kristen (the brothers' mother), Lucida and Boli (the brothers' aunt and uncle) Triton and Sedna (Undyne's parents), Drake and Serran (Alphys parents) and Betus and Gammet (Alphys' siblings).
Chapter 2
No sooner than Sans' slipper touched the snow and his world turned from teal to normal colors, he was assaulted with questions from his brother.
"SANS! YOU SAID YOU KNEW WHERE THE HUMAN WAS, THAT YOU'D SEEN ONE! WHERE IS IT!?"
"um…" Sans started, looking behind him and not seeing the little girl, "well…i actually dunno. they were right behind me, bro…no bones about it,"
"OH…WELL. THEY SHALL HAVE TO COME THIS WAY SOON ENOUGH!" Papyrus beamed, getting a soft smile from his brother, "AND WHEN THEY DO! I WILL HAVE SO MANY PUZZLES AND JAPES READY FOR THEM! NYEH HEH HEH!"
"'m sure you'll have fun, bro," Sans agreed, pulling his hoodie closer around him, not because of the cold, but there was a chill that touched at his soul and he didn't like it one bit.
This was too similar to what happened the last time…
"SO SANS!" Papyrus asked, making Sans jump as he was jolted away from the morbid thoughts, "WHEN'S THE HUMAN SHOWING UP? I WANT TO LOOK MY SUNDAY BEST OR AT LEAST MY TUESDAY PRETTY-GOOD!"
Sans gave a chuckle before looking up at his brother.
"don't you only have one outfit?" he asked.
"YEAH…" Papyrus admitted, "BUT I COULD STYLE MY HAIR!"
Sans really tried not to laugh at his brother's innocence before finally answering.
"oh, right," he managed to squeak out without much laughter, "good idea,"
He heard something on his right…like the crunching of snow. Cursing his blind eye he ever so slightly shifted to right so that he could actually see what was there.
"well, well, well," he thought, seeing the human shuffle closer but not armed with a knife, instead their left hand was covered in what looked like a pink glove.
He looked up at his brother and shrugged.
"say, why don't you look over there?" Sans asked, tilting his skull in the human's direction.
Papyrus' eyes flashed a brief orange as he whirled around to face the human only to face Sans again…who had decided at that moment to face the human. This continued for a little bit mainly because Sans found it hilarious how fast Papyrus was turning around…he really hoped that he'd get dizzy. His brother wasn't the most graceful of monsters and it made Sans smile a bit. Papyrus seemed to have enough of turning around and around and finally turned his back on the human, eyes alight.
"SANS! OH MY GOD! I'M DIZZY," Papyrus groaned, shaking his skull to clear it while Sans snickered.
Victory.
"WHAT AM I LOOKING AT?"
"you're killin' me pap," Sans thought before answering aloud as he and Papyrus turned around, "behold,"
"OH MY GOD!" Papyrus groaned in frustration, "WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME TO LOOK AT A ROCK?"
"c'mon, pap, really? i know you ain't blind…that's my thing…you're not mockin' me are ya?" Sans thought before sighing, "hey, what's that in front of the rock?"
"OH MY GOD!" Papyrus finally yelled, "I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT IS!"
Sans resisted the urge to skullpalm. But it was really, really freaking hard.
"well," Sans muttered, really trying to keep his temper as his good eye sparked, "it's not a rock…"
"NOT A ROCK…?" Papyrus wondered before the light clicked on, "OH NO! BY PROCESS OF ELIMINATION! THAT MEANS IT'S A HUMAN!"
"there ya go, pap," Sans inwardly sighed.
"AHEM!" Papyrus announced, putting his hands on his hips and trying to look as heroic as possible, "HUMAN! PREPARE YOURSELF FOR HIGH JINKS! FOR LOW JINKS! DANGERS! PUZZLES! CAPERS! JAPERS! BEING CAPTURED! AND OTHER SORTS OF FUN ACTIVITIES. REFRESHMENTS WILL BE PROVIDED…IF YOU DARE! NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!"
And with that, he ran off, still laughing.
"ah, bro, i still love that laugh," Sans thought with a smile as he inwardly chuckled.
He looked at the human, who hadn't even freaking moved. He gave a soft growl and glared at her with his good eye.
"…and you don't even bat an eye, huh?" Sans mumbled, "figures,"
Papyrus watched as his brother walked towards him, looking none-too pleased and his left eye sparking between white and teal as his right eye kept flickering out. From experience…Papyrus knew that when that happened, Sans was really, really ticked off.
"IS EVERYTHING ALRIGHT?" he asked as the Lesser Dog walked by.
He figured that if Sans was that mad…he didn't want to talk around other people.
"yep,"
"YOUR EYE IS SPARKING, IT ONLY DOES THAT WHEN YOU'RE MAD,"
"it is? gee, didn't even notice,"
"SANS, WHAT'S WRONG?"
"nothin's wrong, pap, 'm fine,"
"ARE YOU MAD THAT THE HUMAN HID BEHIND THAT ROCK INSTEAD OF COMING OUT SO WE COULD SEE THEM?" Papyrus asked.
"don't worry 'bout it, pap. 'm not mad…just bone tired,"
"SAAAAAANNNNNSSSS!" Papyrus growled, getting a chuckle from his big brother.
"c'mon, bro, you're smilin',"
"IT'S A PITY SMILE!" Papyrus huffed, making Sans laugh even harder as his good eye stopped sparking and his bad one looked as if nothing was wrong with it, "SEE! YOU ARE FEELING BETTER ALREADY! ANOTHER VICTORY FOR THE GREAT PAPYRUS!"
Sans smiled before plopping down in the snow and closing his eyes.
"welp, you seem to have everything covered, I'm just gonna take a nap and…"
"OH NO YOU DON'T!" Papyrus growled, grabbing his brother's hood and yanking him upright, not knowing that the human child had come into the clearing, "YOU'RE SO LAZY! YOU WERE NAPPING ALL NIGHT!"
"i think that's called sleeping," Sans pointed out with a grin.
"EXCUSES EXCUSES!" Papyrus sighed before a flash of blue and violet caught his eye, "OH HO! THE HUMAN ARRIVES! IN ORDER TO STOP YOU…MY BROTHER AND I HAVE CREATED SOME PUZZLES!"
He swept his arm out in a grand gesture over the clearing where there lay an invisible maze.
"I THINK YOU WILL FIND THIS ONE…QUITE SHOCKING!" Papyrus cheered, getting a snorting laugh from his brother, "HUSH, SANS! FOR YOU SEE! THIS IS…THE INVISIBLE…"
Suddenly Sans' laughter quit and he glared at the maze. Papyrus turned around to see the girl walking through the maze. Straight through. Not even turning to go on the right path.
"UHHHHHH…?" Papyrus blinked, "HMMMM…YOU MUST BE HAVING CULTURE SHOCK. YOU SEE, WHERE I COME FROM, IT'S A LOVING TRADITION TO SUFFER THROUGH HORRIBLE PUZZLES FOR NO REASON…"
"i don't think they're gonna listen to ya, pap,"
"HUSH!" Papyrus growled before addressing the human again…only to see that they were mere inches in front of him, "SO, UH, JUST WALK BACK THERE, AND…"
"i can make 'er go back if you want, pap…" Sans offered, his good eye flickering slightly.
"SHE'D JUST WALK THROUGH AGAIN SO THERE'S NO POINT!" Papyrus grumbled before sighing, "WHY COULDN'T WE GET A HUMAN THAT LIKES PUZZLES?"
And he walked off, shoulders slumped.
Sans reached out to stop his brother before sighing and turning towards the human.
"it would make my brother happy if you played along," he suggested, only to get that dead look once more and passed on by, "'m not sure 'm likin' where this is goin',"
His good eye flared blue and his world turned teal, shattering into splinters of glass before reforming in a smaller clearing next to his brother.
"heya," he tried, only to get an annoyed hum from Papyrus, "paps, you ok?"
"I SPENT ALL THIS TIME ON THESE PUZZLES AND SHE JUST WALKS THROUGH THEM!" he whined, "SANS, WHY COULDN'T WE GET SOMEONE WHO LIKES PUZZLES?"
"maybe next time, pap," Sans reasoned.
"THERE WON'T BE A NEXT TIME," Papyrus reminded him, "SHE MAKES SEVEN! WE'LL BE ON THE SURFACE AFTER THIS!"
"well, then y' just bring your puzzles to the humans up there!" Sans suggested, "there's gotta be some humans that like puzzles as much as you do,"
"YES! THAT'S RIGHT!" Papyrus beamed as Sans lay down his puzzle, "THIS IS ONLY ONE HUMAN! I'M SURE THAT THE OTHERS LOVE PUZZLES! AT LEAST, I HOPE SO!"
"me too, bro," Sans smiled, only to look up and see a familiar figure, "oh…wait…look who came! Wonder if they'll have snow problem with my puzzle?"
"SAAAANNNNSSSSS…" Papyrus growled before looking up at the human girl, "HUMAN! I HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR…"
Papyrus stopped, looking at the piece of paper in the middle of the path.
"SANS! WHERE'S THE PUZZLE?!"
"it's right there," he shrugged, "on the ground. trust me. there's no way they'll skip this one!"
The human's eyes gleamed as she slowly shuffled forwards, bending down to look at the puzzle before she shot him a 'really'? look before shuffling closer.
"WHAT THE HECK?!" Papyrus screeched, completely floored, "THEY DIDN'T SKIP IT!?"
"i'm tellin' ya," Sans chuckled, giddily happy, "everyone likes word searches,"
"I CAN'T WORK IN THIS ENVIRONMENT!" Papyrus growled, storming off while Sans grinned, turning towards the child.
"i guess despite all that, you still like word searches, huh?" he asked, "that means you can't be all bad,"
He could have sworn he saw a faint smile…but it was most likely a trick of the light, seeing as how they just continued on their way.
"odd…just odd…" he muttered before teleporting to his brother's side again.
"HOW IS IT THAT THEY SKIP MY PUZZLES AND LOOK AT YOURS?!" Papyrus seethed as Sans seemingly stepped out of thin air beside him, "IT ISN'T FAIR!"
"eh, don't worry bro," Sans reassured him, "maybe she'll stop and let ya explain this one…maybe even do it!"
"I'D HOPE SO," Papyrus grumbled, crossing his arms, "IT'S SO QUIET…IT'S…EERIE. I DON'T LIKE IT. IT REMINDS ME OF…"
He shuddered, rubbing his hand as phantom pain lanced across it.
"OF THAT…THAT PLACE," he shuddered.
Sans put a hand on his brother's gently patting it.
"it's all in the past, bro, nothin' can hurt us anymore. we're fine and stronger because of it,"
"YOU CAN BE ODDLY SERIOUS WHEN YOU WANT TO BE, YOU KNOW THAT?"
"heh, guess so,"
Papyrus smiled before looking up at the small bridge just to see the human standing on it.
"HEY!" he called, "IT'S THE HUMAN! YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS PUZZLE! IT WAS MADE BY THE GREAT…"
He stopped as the girl walked right into the middle of Alphys' deathtrap puzzle.
"…ARE YOU SERIOUS?" he demanded, his bones rattling in annoyance while Sans gave a soft hum of disbelief, "SANS! HELP! THEY KEEP WALKING THROUGH MY PUZZLES! THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO LET ME EXPLAIN THEM! THEN THREATEN AND BAFFLE THEM WITH DANGEROUS JAPES!"
"well, maybe they don't like japes," Sans shrugged, getting a groan from his brother.
"EVERYONE LIKES JAPES!" Papyrus protested.
"what about undyne?" Sans reasoned, "doesn't she hate puzzles?"
Papyrus gave a sigh.
"SHE HATES PUZZLES," he agreed, "BUT SHE LOVES JAPES!"
"that makes sense," Sans muttered and Papyrus caught a hint of sarcasm from him.
"ARE YOU SASSING ME?"
"now why would i do that?"
Papyrus sighed and turned back to the human.
"HUMAN! WHAT DO YOU THINK!? PUZZLES OR JAPES?"
The human just stared at them both with dead eyes, making Papyrus' soul shiver in unease. Something wasn't right and he didn't like it. It was too similar to the look Gaster had given him before cutting holes in his hands…that dead look that just…just…
He didn't want to think of it.
Papyrus gave an annoyed growl before crossing his arms.
"OKAY, THIS IS NORMALLY THE PART WHERE YOU EITHER AGREE OR DISAGREE," he prompted, "AND DEPENDING ON YOUR ANSWER…WE SAY SOMETHING GREAT IN RESPONSE!"
Silence.
"HERE," Papyrus grumbled, tossing the instructions on the ground, "WHY DON'T YOU DO THIS PUZZLE YOURSELF?"
And he stormed off, leaving a highly confused Sans and human behind.
"p-papyrus?" Sans asked.
"I'M DONE!" came the snap as Papyrus threw his hands in the air, stomping through the snow.
"…ok then…" Sans blinked before turning back towards the human, "hey, puzzles might be fun. if you tried them,"
He was rewarded with another dead stare before the human shuffled off, trailing what seemed to be silver powder. Sans' good eye flashed and he teleported, not to Papyrus' side, but to Doggo's post.
"what's up, dog?" Sans called, tapping Doggo's bell and making an eerie echo through the clearing…but no Doggo, "uh…doggo? you ok…?"
He grabbed the other side of the counter and hauled himself up onto it, kicking and struggling to get to the top, but he eventually did. He looked down just to see a burnt dog biscuit and a pile of silver dust, Doggo's daggers lying in it.
"no…" Sans whispered before teleporting to where he'd last seen Dogamy and Dogaressa…only to be met with much the same sight, two black cloaks and axes lying in a pile of silver dust, "no, not again! This…this isn't happening!"
Next, well, you're probably not gonna like me very well, BUT it is necessary for the Genocide Run. I wanted to add a few things to the story and not just have dialogue from the game, 'cause that'd be boring. So you'll see some times where the brothers talk to one another in Wing Dings, where they'll talk to each other just normally...etc. Because well, Frisk/Chara is killing things at the moment and they're not there.
Anyway, hope you liked it. If you did, please let me know!
Qui vállë tóquetë, ván tecë (If no review comes from y'all; no story comes from me)
Máriessë ar mára tecië
Farewell and fair writing
Elhini Prime signing off.
