Hey guys, I'm back. I promised I wouldn't upload anything else until I uploaded a new chapter for this story, and well here it is, after almost 3 years, this story is back. I'm sorry it's taken me so long but I'm sure the writers that are reading this right now know how bad writers block can get, and for the longest time I had no idea where I was going with this story, and I still have my doubts, but if I don't write then nothing is gonna happen, so I'd rather write stuff that I don't want to happen and maybe get an idea of what I do want to happen than not writing at all and getting nowhere. Well I hope you guys enjoy. I know I finally am again.
Irregular Worlds
"Must have just been a dream. Maybe just all the stress," Lilly said looking around the cave. "I'm probably losing it," she said to herself as she moved around in a circle and then laid down. "I'm surprised I've been able to keep my sanity for so long. I am after all a completely helpless omega, probably never to have her very own pups," she said drifting off into sleep.
"Must have been just a dream. Maybe this happens to all mothers about to give birth," Lilly said looking around the cave. . "I'm probably losing it," she said to herself as she moved around in a circle and then laid down. "I'm surprised I've been able to keep my sanity for so long. I am after all a completely helpless omega, about to have some helpless omega pups," she said drifting off into sleep.
Lilly woke up the next morning feeling a warm body next to her. "Garth?" she asked hopefully.
"Hmm? Garth?" Humphrey asked. "What about him?"
"Humphrey? What are you doing here?" Lilly asked confused as she got up.
"What do you mean Lilly? We always sleep together."
"What!?" she asked jumping back. "What the heck are you talking about!?"
"Lilly!? What happened to you!?" Humphrey asked with a worried expression.
"What!? What are you talking about!?" she asked looking at herself worried that something was wrong.
"What did you do to our kids!?" Humphrey asked in disbelief.
"What are you talking about!?" she asked completely discombobulated.
"You know what I'm talking about!" Humphrey said raising his voice. "WHAT DID YOU DO TO OUR KIDS!? I'M NOT GOING TO ASK AGAIN!"
"Humphrey," Lilly said cowering to the farthest edge of the cave, "you're scaring me," she whimpered.
Humphrey was breathing in and out very deeply and loudly. He was trying to calm himself down, but how could he? His wife somehow wasn't pregnant anymore in a matter of just one afternoon. He tried using a calmer voice but it sounded like it was about to crack. "Why are you thin again?" he said putting his paws to his eyes, "Why aren't you pregnant anymore?"
"Humphrey," Lilly said in the sweetest voice ever, mostly out of fear that Humphrey, yes Humphrey, was going to hurt her, "I have no id…" 'Wait a second…I was pregnant!' she thought to herself. 'It wasn't a dream!' "Wait, I was pregnant with you?" she asked in disbelief.
"Lilly!" Humphrey yelled and cried at the same time, "What are you talking about!? We have been waiting for our pups to arrive for weeks!" the last word sounded threatening. "WHERE ARE THEY!?"
Lilly backed up again, even though she was a lot more confident now with everywolf she was still really shy, and being yelled at by one of her oldest friends almost made her cry. "Humphrey, something happened."
Humphrey started crying for real now. He thought that Lilly already gave birth and that something was wrong with his pups, or worse that they were dead. "What happened?" Humphrey was barely able to say through his sobs.
"No, it's not that. Your pups are alright! At least I think they are," she said wondering what the heck would happen to the other Lilly.
"What are you talking about?" Humphrey said really confused now.
"I don't know how to explain this to you, but I'm not the Lilly you think I am," she said trying to make sense of everything herself as she tried to talk Humphrey through this.
Humphrey just stared at her not being able to follow with anything she was saying.
"I don't know how or why, but me and…your Lilly replaced each other," she said realizing how crazy that sounded. Humphrey kept looking at her like she was crazy. "It's like as if there was my world and your world, and maybe almost the same thing was happening with both and me and your Lilly did something to make us switch places."
"What are you talking about!?"
Lilly was having a hard time trying to explain this but then she had an idea, "Smell me!"
"What!?"
"Smell me," she said turning around and lifting her tail up.
"Are you freaking crazy!?" he said not believing what in earths name was going on.
"If I would have already given birth you would be able to tell! Just smell me so you can see that at least somethings up!"
Humphrey had no idea what was going on anymore, but what else could he do now? He took a whiff of her back there, and she was right. She smelled like any other wolf, the only other scent he could pick up was some wolf she hadn't had contact with for weeks which made no sense. "Garth?"
"Yes! See in my world I'm with Garth! And you're with Kate!" she said turning around.
"But Kate's with Garth!"
Even though she probably should have seen that coming it still surprised her, "She is!?"
"Who are you? I smell Lilly off of you, but you don't smell like MY Lilly," he said realizing that maybe she wasn't completely crazy.
"Yes! I mean no! I'm not! Like I was saying earlier! I'm Lilly from another…world?"
"So like an alien?" Humphrey said trying to make sense of this impossible probability.
"No…I don't know! It's like Lilly and I got put into each other's claws (see what I did there? Because they have no shoes).
Humphrey felt a little dizzy, "So, if what you're saying is true… Lilly… my Lilly is stuck on another world?" he said really thinking about it. "With our pups?" Lilly nodded in a 'more or less' kind of way. This is what really hit Humphrey hard. "So, I… I… I might nev… never see my wife an…" before he could finish he fell sideways hard onto to dirt floor.
"Humphrey!?" Lilly said walking up to him. "Humphrey!?" she said worried trying to shake him awake. "Humphrey, please wake up." She tried shaking him harder but he wouldn't budge. "Oh why is the universe being so… freaky today!?" she yelled out into the cave. "Humphrey!" she yelled trying again to wake him up.
"Lilly? Lilly!?" a strong voice yelled off in the distance. At first Lilly thought it was part of a dream, but then she woke up and heard that noise again. "Lilly!"
She turned her heard around and saw Garth running into her cave, "Garth?" she said a bit confused.
"Yes Lilly it's me!" he said running up to her and was about to tackle hug her, when he noticed that something was wrong. He stopped dead in his tracks.
"Garth what are you doing here? Tony is going to kill you if he finds out you came over to the western pack."
Garth was still standing in the same place unable to move, "H…how do…" he was looking at her stomach.
"If you came to see Kate she's probably with Winston."
"Your… you're pr… pregnant!?"
Lilly looked at him like as if he was crazy, "Yeah, me and Humphrey have been waiting for our pups to be born for days. Garth you've known this."
"Hu… Humphrey!?" he said feeling a little dizzy. He tried to sit down but he lost balance with his front right leg and fell over to the side. "Y… y… you… Humphrey!?"
"Garth? You're starting to creep me out. Maybe you should go find Kate and leave me alone."
"How is that even possible!? I've only been gone a few days! How could you be having pups this quickly!? And with HUMPHREY!?"
"What are you talking about? Humphrey and I have been expecting these pups since a little after we got married."
"MARRIED!?" he yelled. His head felt like it was going to explode. "M… married! Ma… ma… married!" he quickly ran out of the cave and threw up in a nearby bush.
Lilly stood up and walked outside to see what the heck was going on with him. He was throwing up a lot! "Are you okay? I'm kind of an expert at throwing up in the mornings now, so if you need any help?"
Garths face was green though his fur as he turned around to look at Lilly. Now he got a really good look at how big her stomach was now that she was standing up and he couldn't help but throw up again.
'What the heck is going on?' Lilly thought to herself. Her ears then perked up as she heard two more voices out in the forest heading towards them.
"I'm telling you Humphrey, we need to go visit my sister. Now that Garth is gone she has been getting really depressed."
"I know I know, I'm just saying why doesn't she just move in with us now? Does she have to stay in her and Garths old cave?"
"What the heck?" Lilly whispered out loud. She was a bit lost, or so she thought.
"Hey Garth!" Kate said seeing him standing over a bush. He had stopped puking, but he was still green. "What's going on?" she said as she and Humphrey walked up to them.
"Oh Humphrey I'm so glad you're back!" Lilly said running up to him and kissing him on the lips.
Before Humphrey could say anything about her stomach he was stopped by her kiss. He didn't know what shocked him more, Kate's sister kissing him, or Lilly being pregnant in just two days since he last saw her.
"LILLY!?" Kate said pushing Lilly and Humphrey apart. Humphrey fell back and stared wide eyed at her. "What the heck do you think you're doing!?" Kate said getting angry, but then confused as she saw her stomach again. "What the heck happened toy you!?"
"What are you talking about!? I'm kissing my husband!"
Garth made a gagging noise and then threw up in the bush again. Humphrey hung on the word husband for a moment then passed out. Kate stared at her with pure shock. "Who are you, and what have you done with Lilly!?"
"Kate we've been sisters forever, but now it's like you don't even know who I am."
"Yeah, because my Lilly wasn't pregnant two days ago, and now she's ready to burst and kissing my husband?"
"What!? What are you… talking… about…" then a thought came to her mind. 'She wasn't pregnant!' "Lilly?" a horrible realization hit her. These weren't the wolves she knew and loved. Last night's dream wasn't a dream. "Oh my gosh," she felt sick to her stomach and then went to go throw up in the bush next to Garth, and it wasn't the morning sickness this time.
Authors Note: Well this turned out a lot better than I had thought it would. I thought I would have squat for this story even after 3 years, but I guess I was wrong. I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter! Please leave some reviews and pms. Hopefully people even still read these stories.
