AN: It's (not) Friday, my dudes. So, as you may notice, I'm laying off the gay bold font for my ANs, which technically aren't allowed in this fanfiction website.
If you're wondering why I've been gone an extra four weeks from when I said I would get back⦠Well, it's a long story. Essentially, a group of triggered fangirls took up arms against me, and kidnapped me. I managed to escape though. I had to hide in the woods, surviving off of Mountain Dew and Cool Ranch Doritos. Fuck Cool Ranch Doritos. If I wanted to eat chips that taste like paper, I'd eat fucking Lays original.
Anyhow, the truth is, when I got back from the college campus, a bunch of new shit was happening. A new Overwatch hero, 2 new DOOM updates, Skyrim remastered announcements, Morgan Freeman becoming president, the second coming of Christ, man I really missed out on a lot of stuff.
So, naturally, I needed a bit of time to take in all the new stuff I missed while I was gone.
On top of that, I forgot to post my chapter to my story. It was pretty much just sitting in my doc manager for two weeks.
But I'm back, and before I say anything else, I will mention right now, not to let anyone down, but this is the last chapter. I'll explain why later.
AN/
What's up guys, I'm your white knight, KawaiiNightFury420. I'm sorry to say this, but I'm going to discontinue this story. Not put it up for adoption, but discontinue. I'm taking the L.
You see, I wanted to start a writing career in fanfic, and make a best selling Fanfic novel, but it's just too hard. I'm trash at HTTYD fanfic. But if you check out my profile, I have other fanfic titles! I have done fanfics for Minecraft, Toy story, Tangled, Naruto, and a bunch of other things. And not to brag, but I have one entire complete fanfiction.
So, shameless self promotion, check out my profile, and remember:
Dicks out for Harambe
So there it is, ladies and gentlemen! My second fanfic, finished.
I'm gonna be completely honest, I didn't like this one that much. Not as much as the first, at least. But the sequel is almost never as good as the original, and that applies to everything. Books, games, porn, movies, etc.
Anyway, the reason I ended it here: I had actually intended to use the entire movie, as I stated in my previous story, but in the end, there's only so much I can make fun of.
The watching the movie fanfics are about 90% characters reacting to the movie by laughing, getting angry, or giving some edgy speech, and 10% ANs, where they constantly mention that they don't own dreamworks. Really though, that sort of pisses me off. Like, dreamworks isn't going to sue because some random author in Utah decided to make a fanfiction using their movie script.
Anyway, there's only so many dildo jokes I can make before it stops being funny. And I think you could see that my creativity was running short in the later chapters.
And my final words of this chapter, a condom slogan. Cloak the Joker before you poke her.
K bye
