In the middle of probably Arlen, Texas, four men were standing in front of a fence. They each had a fresh can of beer, and every now and then, one of them would take a sip from it.

"Eyup."

Just then, a giant psychic hedgehog flew right next to them.

"Have any of you seen the SEGA GENESIS?!" Silver asked.

"Dangolmanthemcrazyolhedgehogsdangoldangolcrazyradiationmanthatwildlifeisgoingcrazyman," Boomhauer said.

"Dale, am I going crazy, or is that a giant white anteater talking to us?" Hank asked.

"You're not crazy," Robo-Dale said.

Silver waved his hands in the air like he just didn't care. "You guys gotta help me find the Iblis trigger!"

"Well, I don't know of any Iblis triggers in our little community here," Hank said. "Dallas, on the other hand..."

"Sallad," Bill whispered, his eyes filled with the flames of disaster.

"It's a blue hedgehog who likes to travel quickly!" Silver said. "And he lives in a Sega Genesis!"

"If I know my Japanese right, Sega means 'infomercial'. So what you're looking for is an infomercial Bible. I'd check out Billy Mays' place if I were you," Dale said.

"GREAT!" Silver shouted, and flew away in the distance.

"Dale, you don't even speak Japanese," Hank said, a frown forming on his face.

"Believe it!" Dale said.