Silver turned on the TV. There was a wave of static that suddenly dissolved into the image of a grinning blue hedgehog.

"Kids, you're not important. You're not cool. You're dumb," the figure on the TV said. "No one likes you. If you have a problem learning how to read, if that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's too bad. So what do you do? First, you drink liquor. Then, you touch a police officer!"

The blue hedgehog scurried away, and the screen began showing a bunch of advertisements.

"iCarly versus Predator, up next..."

Silver got up, a look of abject horror on his face. He had thought the Iblis trigger was bad, but he had never imagined him to be such a horrible example of depraved debauchery.

"Holy flaming basketballs, Batman!" Silver said. "We have to stop him before it's too late!"

Silver and Robin ran down to the Anthony-Sullivanmobile and sped away. They quickly hit 88 miles per hour or your money back and began going back in time, all the way to a time when Homestuck didn't suck.