Chapter 6:

Eggs, Bacon, and Mushrooms

Emma had gotten somewhat a good night of sleep. Considering it was the first time she dozed off without worried in weeks, it was a very good night of sleep even though she'd just passed out on her mother's bed after dinner. She got up and went to the bathroom to get freshened up for the day. She brushed her teeth and took a quick shower and came out in her towel, almost dried up. The loft was quiet. Killian was still sleeping on the couch. There was no sign of her dad. She noticed a sticky note on the fridge. Apparently David had already fried some bacon and scrambled eggs and left some for them. He must have left early for the Sheriff's station. She looked over at Killian again. Snow wasn't going to turn up until late. Regina would probably cook some breakfast for her and baby Neal. She went close to take a closer look at Killian. She was happy that back with her in the land of the living. Poor guy must not have had any sleep in weeks. She couldn't help but not notice his crotch and the apparent morning wood. She decided she would give him a little extra help with the wood. So she knelt closer to the couch and started touching his crotch slowly. She rubbed on his pants eliciting faint moaning sounds out of Killian. Killian was enjoying the feeling. His wet dream of getting blown by David was more pleasant than anything right then at the moment. He couldn't take it anymore and woke up to find Emma rubbing on his pants. He sat up quickly jerking Emma along. He looked around in shock as to where they were since Emma was being all frisky.

"Calm down, mister. My parents aren't home." Emma smiled crookedly and lunged on him straddling him.

Killian was a bit giddy at everything going on; in his head and on his lap. Emma bent down to suck on his neck, leaving a trail of kisses. She knew he loved it when she did that. He had pretty sensitive skin all over his body. But for some reason he wasn't feeling it, so he slowly grabbed her and looked her in her eyes.

"I've missed this, you know, you and me, being close to each other. We're lucky to get any privacy in this town at all." Emma said.

"I know Swan. We'll celebrate appropriately. But first thing first. I'm hungry."

Killian munched on the eggs and bacon and washed it down with some orange juice. He never forgot to appreciate the breakfast or as for that matter, any food in this realm. "This is much better than those greasy things Granny sells as breakfast. I don't know what makes Leroy come running to the diner so early" he said.

Emma laughs at that. "You're lucky David cooked breakfast today. I love my mom but dad's a better cook" she says.

"Your father knows how to cook? Another thing a prince would hardly know."

"Hey! You know he wasn't always a prince. He's kind of a perfect husband. He does all the chores and takes care of my brother. He never misses any birthdays and remembers the anniversaries. My mom is a lucky woman."

"Setting pretty high standards for your future husband, I see."

Emma laughed at that and decided to change the subject fast. "I'm going to Regina's house. You wanna tag along or stay in?"

David got into the Sheriff's station and took a look around. Merida was quite the officer of law, he'd heard, putting the dwarfs on duty, taking care of people from Camelot. Not much had changed in the station. He got around organizing files and checking all the records were up to date. Snow would probably be giving Regina updates about the town during her time as stepping in as mayor when Regina and all the others were still in Underworld. He needn't worry about Neal for a few days perhaps. His phone pinged with a text message. It was from Mal.

Good. Keep it up for a while and you should get what you asked for.

He deleted the message right away. He was almost done filing in Arthur's death as a solved murder when he heard someone come in. Well, here we go. Trouble for the day begins.

"How may I help..." he cut his sentence short when he saw who it was. Killian was standing there, in his usual all black, jeans and leather clad outfit, with an unreadable expression on his face.

"Hook, what do want? Is Emma in trouble?" He knew well that Killian was here about last night but who said he couldn't string him along with questions he didn't know answers to? After all Emma could easily take care of herself.

"No. Emma's fine. She's joined the mayor to know more about that " Killian said and looked at David. David wasn't speaking much. So he was going to have to be the one to talk first. "That book, Henry's storybook. Does it have all details about every story about everyone in town?" he asked.

"Yes. Why do you ask?"

"Does it say everything about my past dalliances and my interests?"

David knew what he was talking about. "Relax. It's a storybook. Not your autobiography or diary. You don't need to worry about what happened last night."

Killian signed in relief audibly. He grabbed a chair and sat down. David didn't move from where he was standing. Killian broke the silence, "The eggs and bacon were good."

"Stop fishing around. If you don't have crime to report or to file a complaint, I have work to do."

Killian just looked down on the table pondering how to put into words, all the things he was confused about. David sighed came around the table and leaned against it. "Hey, stop worrying", he said putting a hand on Killian's shoulder. "You don't have to figure out anything right now. There's no need to be all worked up about it. Okay?"

"Are you serious right now? How could you be so calm about this? You're my girlfriend's father!"

"And you were practically married to Henry's grandma." David laughed lightly. "Don't worry. You're just discovering what was always inside you. You're a little scared of what it might do to you."

"I'm not scared of anything!" Killian spat those words with an agitated face. David moved away from Killian and picked up his jacket from the coat hanger. He motioned to Killian to get up. "Come on. We'll get you not get all mopey."

They locked up the Sheriff station and David called up Emma to let her know that he was going to go check up on , to see if he was taking in Storybrooke well. They sat in the David's truck and drove to Granny's Bed and Breakfast. He told Killian to sit tight in the truck and that he won't be gone long.

David knocked on the room in which was staying currently. A few seconds later Dr. Jekyll answered the door. "Oh David, come to check up on me? Join me for some tea."

David smiled and went in. "How is Storybrooke, so far? Hope you're catching up on everything modern."

"Yes, yes. Everything is new. It's a wonder that I can order in for room service whatever I want. Tea, muffins, fried chicken." laughed heartily. "Thanks again for providing me with the cell phone. Although I hardly know anyone here to call on", the doctor said as he poured a cup for David.

"Oh don't thank me. It was all the mayor's doing. I am also here to inform you something important" David said without getting all serious.

"Is it about my job? I spoke with Snow White. She said she'd talk to the Principal to get me a job as the science teacher. Or that she'd get me in contact with some if the school didn't work out."

"It's not that. I'm afraid I'm here to inform that your counterpart, , is here in Storybrooke."

"What!" started fidgeting.

"But you don't have to worry. We'll take care of him if he causes any trouble. I assure you. We've got this covered. This town has seen a lot of miscreants like him. The mayor's got magic. So you don't have anything to worry about."

"If you say so. I'll call you on this cell phone if anything happens."

David finished his tea. The doctor had left his, half drunk. "I was hoping if you could help me a little with a small matter."

Killian was listening to the garbage these people called music on the "Radio". He turned a knob down and the volume decreased. He saw David return after what felt like hours. He sat in the truck and started driving.

"Where are we going?" Killian asked.

"You'll see" David said and kept driving.

They were on the road that led into the woods. After a few minutes into the woods, David stopped the truck and turned to Killian.

"Where are we again?" Killian asked.

"Ever since Lily turned into a dragon and accidentally singed a few trees in the area, no one comes to this part of the woods. Anyway take this", David produced a small packet from his pocket. It had tiny mushrooms in it.

"What for?" Killian asked. He'd come across many a poisonous mushrooms in his year in Neverland.

"It's just to take off your nerves. It's not strong." David said with a smile.

Killian hesitated. "I'll take one too", David said and took one and popped it in his mouth. He started chewing on it. "Don't worry. It's supposed to be mild."

Killian took one and started chewing on it too. David was right. It did calm his nerves after a few minutes. A smile crept up on Killian's face and David's too.

"See? I told you" David said. He started taking off his jacket. Killian sniggered at it and he took off his jacket too. "I don't know what it is about you, David. I feel like I can be myself around you. Not that I'm not myself around people."

"I know" David said. He grinned crookedly and asked "Wanna relax more? I can make you feel a lot better than those mushrooms."

Killian didn't know what David was talking about but he couldn't care less at the moment. David got off the truck and came to the passenger side door. He opened it and bowed down, and said "Sire", asking Killian to get down. Killian got down followed him. David climbed the backside of the truck and Killian raised his arms. David pulled him up. David grabbed his collar and started kissing him. David opened his mouth by shoving his tongue between his lips. Killian didn't protest. David trailed his left down Killian neck slowly reaching down to Killian's crotch. David rubbed on the jeans a few times and felt the cock harden at his touch. He kept ravaging Killian's mouth while undoing his belt and zipper. He grabbed the underwear clad cock in his hand and started stroking it. Killian moaned against his lips. Killian had undone David's shirt buttons from the top and was touching that soft skin on his chest. His breath caught as he needed air to breathe and from all the tingling feeling he got all over his body. Thanks to the mushroom, or not, Killian was enjoying it way too much.

David let go of Killian and dragged the tight jeans off his thighs. Killian leaned against the Truck wall. David leaned down and took the tip of the underwear between his teeth and peeled it off Killian's crotch slowly, making him buck his crotch upwards. David put his hands under Killian's shirt and rubbed on his hairy belly and on his hip bones; anywhere but his crotch. Killian whimpered and said, "David, stop teasing me!"

David smiled, bent down and took Killian's hard cock in his mouth all the way. Killian put his hand on David's head and couldn't believe how deep he'd sucked him in one go. He made sounds of appreciation, moaned and cried because he'd never gotten blown like this in his centuries of life. David's hair was soft in his hand and his hands were on Killian's hips as his slurped on his dick. His bobbing movements mixed with his saliva gave Killian a pleasure so similar yet completely different. Every few seconds David would come up for air and lick his balls all the way up to his pre-cum oozing head. He looked at Killian, who'd closed his eyes shut tightly. He spit on his cock and took it in his hand and took Killian's chin in the other making him open his eyes. Killian looked into David's green eyes and he couldn't look away. He saw how swollen and red David's lips were and he could swear he never had imagined that in all his wet dreams. David's movements became quicker and Killian knew was close. "I can't take it anymore!" Killian cried. Just when he was close to completion David took his cock in his mouth. Killian's hips buck upwards and he cries as he comes in the Sheriff's mouth. David milks his cock for every drop of cum and licks all the salty sweet white wetness off his cock. Killian sees David swallow it and the warmth that brings to his belly and cheeks is just ecstatic. David comes up and leans in for a kiss and Killian lets him. He can taste his own seed as his ravishes those plump lips. He likes how David cups his head in his hands when he kisses.

When they come apart after kissing Killian pushes David to sit down. He undoes David's belt and zipper. "Let me take care of you", Killian says and frees David smooth cock from his boxers. Yet again, the light brown treasure trail mesmerizes Killian. He grabs his cock and starts jerking it off with his hand as David bends his head backwards in pleasure.

"Killian, I'm close!" David says and "Look at me. I want to taste you!" Killian replies.

"Are you sure?" David asks.

Killian nods and tugs at his cock a couple more times and leans in and takes it in his mouth. The second his lips graze David's cock, he ejaculates crying out his pleasure. Killian comes up for air and licks the shaft up and down cleaning it with his mouth. His stubble tickles David's balls and it adds to David's pleasure quite nicely. David pulls Killian and kisses him hard and the two of them can't get enough of each other.

David holds him as Killian straddles David's crotch. Killian sucks on David's long neck and his earlobe. "If this is what you mean by relaxing, I could get used to this", he whispers in David's ears.

'This is exactly the relaxation I want for you', David thought as both of them lay there catching their breaths.