A/N: Hello my lovies, I'm back with another exciting chapter for you.

So far, no reviews, but I bet after a chapter or two, I'll start getting some reviews.

Anycase, I've got a few days left and then I'm either stuck without a job or the big boss at work gives me an extension to my contract. Because of the stress at home and at work, I have to vent my frustrations out somewhere, so...

RE-FUCKING-VIEW or I will cut out your intestines and use them to hang you!

Seriously guys, there's something called a review button at the end of each chapter at the bottom of the page. It really doesn't bite at all.

Anyway, please enjoy the chapter.

I forgot a disclaimer at the start of the story:

Disclaimer: all characters of the anime Naruto and manga Naruto are not fan-based and belong to the author Masashi Kishimoto. This story is a fan-based story and the voices in your head whilst reading is fan-based. I do not own any of the characters and give credit to the following people for allowing me to use their names and personalities in this story:

Creatrix - her real name is Aggy, but she's gotten into the witchcraft thingy, so she gave me her alias.

Akiri - a good friend of mine, and also someone who terrifies the crap out of me. She is also a witch, but doesn't have an alias like Creatrix does.

Martin - someone who went to school with me and was stuck in a friend group with me :P

Momo - my bestie for years now, and I will give up the world to just stay friends with her.

Enjoy!

«~XD~»

Akiri arrived downstairs to find that her three best friends were complete dimwits... She sighed and chucked all the supplies out of each bag. "Separate bags, one for each of us with our own supplies in case we get separated... Isn't it obvious?" She said, nearly handing Martin a thwack against the ear because of her panties being worn on his head.

Creatrix, mortified that they had made a mistake in packing, did the thwacking. She hit Martin behind the head; Akiri's panty flew off, and Creatrix ran upstairs to grab five smaller backpacks. When she returned, she was dragging Akuto holding the whole medicine cupboard in a bag.

And then Akiri sat down, and the other four sat down. Ichibi hovered into the lounge with her box, set it down on the table and vanished into it. "Okay," Akiri said, calm as what she could be before she hit anyone. "Weapons and any gear gets devided up depending on person; so," she glared heavily at Martin. "Climbing gear, to Martin as well as machetes and axes."

And so, everything was sorted.

All five characters who was going was given:

-a series of food rations so they could survive if they were to be seperated.

-clothes, in case they wet themselves or have no idea how to wash.

-weapons, if the need comes to hunt or defend themselves.

-equipment, to help them hide if needed, build a shelter or escape.

-health pack, in case illness befalls them or they get injured.

Ichibi had to stay tucked inside Akiri's pack alongside a creepy looking bottle of antisceptic with a centipede in it.

According to their skills, each of the five were equipped with the tools they were capable of using in situations of hunting, escaping, surviving and fighting. Akuto had a series of scalpels, needles and various torture impliments used for scientific purposes; let's not mention what the hacksaw is used for. She also has a vast amount of poisons and self-spring traps. Martin, as we know, is equipped with a machete, axe and climbing gear.

Creatrix has two hunting knives and a pistol with only one bullet; to fire a help signal or to kill herself. She also has a wide array of throwing objects if needed. Momo has the more delicate, but deadly katana and thin fishgut that can cut through teeth if needed. Of course Ichibi was packed in a brass box in Akiri's backpack.

Akiri just had her unforgiving steel club and another very strange item that will be explained later.

And so they set out!

Leaving the other fucktards behind, Akiri and her four man crew marched out of the Drackon house, Akiri bearing the Drackon coat of Arms as a small banner on her backpack.

They trekked North, to were Creatrix and the others found the portal, discovering that all the stones were becoming electrically charged with the force of energy coming from the portal as they hovered off the ground. The air around them seemed to thicken as they got closer, as if they were not meant to go there; but you know what a crazy group they are.

They stopped along the way to fill some containers with water from the stream, just in case they are thirsty after jumping through the rip in time and space. When they reached the portal, they nodded and Akiri handed everyone a communicator in case they needed to find each other, and they sure as hell needed them. Then, in five flashes, the portal dissapeared as they jumped into it and officially closed it off, so they had no way of really returning.

It took them one full day to get to the portal, and half a year to fuck up the world of Naruto.

«~.we all know it is a line break..~»

With Kisame semi concious, Itachi started a fire in a cave that he had dragged Kisame and the goat to. Mulling goats falling out of the sky in his head, he glanced at the moon in silence. Then he glanced at the fire and immediately back at the moon in utter confusion; for Itachi had seen something that looked like a human flying right towards them. He rubbed his eyes and even made sure his sharingan was working; and sure as hell, when he looked again, someone was definitely flying towards them.

The last thing Itachi remembers before being knocked unconcious by the flying person, was a loud whip, a flash of steel and the sound of steel connecting to skull.

Akiri was not impressed that the group had indeed split up, with everyone in different parts of what looked like the Narutoverse. All is well and done, everyone is here, but to get back into one group would be a mission. Sighing, Akiri plopped herself down on a rock at the entrance to the cave she landed in and lit herself a cancer stick. At least she had Ichibi to keep her company, when the silly ghost wakes up.

The three occupants of the cave were asleep. Kisame and Itachi were knocked out, and the goat that looked similar to the one that had escaped from the Drackon house the previous year, was just snoozing. At least Akiri remembered to give everyone a communicator, but she had better plans than contacting her friends.

Creatrix sighed, miffed by the fact that she had fallen into a large pile of horse shit. It wasn't just that; she walked into possibly the only person who could help her track Akiri down, and knocked him out, thinking it was lunch. Not only that, she descovered that she was in the Narutoverse, because the dude she knocked out looked a lot like the snake pedophile. Orochimaru twitched as the sting from the wound to his head pulsed. Sighing again, Creatrix grabbed her rope and tied it around Orochimaru's neck before dragging him off after her in search of a river to clean herself of the horse shit and game so she can have dinner; seeing as lunch turned out to be friend and not foe... For now at least.

Momo was pretty lucky; she had ended up in Shikamaru's room. But cute as she may be, she nearly murdered the Nara when he woke up and went 'awwwww'; Momo was not 'awwwwww'. She may have cute cat ears and a tail, but she is not cute. Shikamaru was knocked unconcious with a fist to the nose. Now Momo just had to find the rest of her friends; so she put the communicator headpiece on and attempted to get any communication whatsoever. "This is going to be a long night..." She sighed, listening to the low hum of the speaker in her ear as it attempted to reach one of the other communicators, her foot resting on Shikamaru's head in case he tried to move.

Martin ended up nearly hacking the head off of Suna's hokage, Gaara; mainly because he looked like Ronald McDonald. You see, what happened was:

Martin landed on the roof of the hokage tower in Suna, and Gaara was on it as well, just randomly gazing at the moon. So, Martin didn't really acknowledge Gaara's presence until he turned around and nearly crapped himself because why in the hell did he end up in an alternate universe of McDonalds? So, before he even thought about swinging his handy axe, Martin took a deep breath and said: "I need to find my friends."

And that is how Gaara and Martin ended up having the conversation of a lifetime in Gaara's room.

So, we all know everyone so far ended up with someone who can help them, right?

Akuto... Had a bit of a dilemma...

You see... Creepy scientist with red hair and green eyes + the meeting of her greatest nemesis in Naruto = nemesis being either killed, torutured or poisoned.

So, Akuto ended up with Sasuke as the only hope of ever finding her friends because she broke her communicator when she crash landed into Karin; who ended up getting her head cut off with the hacksaw. Juugo heard the noise and was stabbed with a needle and injected with poison as soon as he walked in. Suigetsu was found with a stake through his chest as Akuto carried on with her rampage after finding her communicator broken in her pocket.

Sasuke found Akuto just before she got out of their hideout and of course tried to kill her because she murdered his friends in cold blood. What do you expect from a creepy scientist? In the end, Sasuke just got tortured with potions and toxins and needles and knives until he finally gave and agreed to help Akuto find the rest of her friends.

So there we have it. The group of whacko's are safely in the Narutoverse, with help to find each other.

Pleview of le next chappie!

In the morning, birds were chirping; all was quiet and peaceful.

Except for the girl-like screech when Kisame woke up with a baseball bat in his face.

That scream ecchoed to four other parties and the friends of Akiri giggled, knowing she had woken up and was probably torturing whomever to make her coffee.