A/N: Okay, I'm getting fed up with dis shit.
I know people are just reading and not reviewing because the story has 12 views so far and no reviews. That's like telling an author to go fuck themselves.
Well guess the fuck what?
Here's the third flipping chapter.
In the morning, birds were chirping; all was quiet and peaceful.
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Except for the girl-like screech when Kisame woke up with a baseball bat in his face.
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That scream ecchoed to four other parties and the friends of Akiri giggled, knowing she had woken up and was probably torturing whomever to make her coffee.
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So let's take it to the cave, where Akiri was trying to murder Kisame for coffee; looking like a scary clown doing so. Itachi was curled in a sushi roll and tried his best to contact the leader of the Akatsuki, crying as he did so because he got no response.
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And then a miracle happened and Akiri found a container of coffee on the floor. All went quiet and Kisame was safe.
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There, hope you enjoyed the chapter. I'm making them shorter from now on because no one wants to review on a long chapter.
Oh, and did you guys notice my notes after each paragraph?
If I don't get any reviews, I am not going to write fan fiction crap anymore, because its wasting my time and your's apparently.
