Voldemort was bored. He had been sitting in his favourite squishiest chair for an hour now, waiting for Snape to arrive. "I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored." He chanted hoping that something would amuse him and then it hit him, "I shall continue my to-do-list!"

Voldemort's To-do-List: Part Two

31. Buy a pair of purple dress robes with starts and moons on them. (Like Bumblebores – I really like them!)

32. Throw a non-Halloween party (I can dress up as the angel I really am!)

33. Go to the mall and buy a big Mac (I love fat filled food!)

34. Desecrate the grave of Harry Potter (I am bound to have killed him by now.)

35. Pop a balloon in Lucius's face. (I wanna see him scream like a little girl again! Way too funny for words!)

36. Steal a lolly from a baby (it always seems so easy on television…yes I do watch television; that show 'The Simpson's' is quite addictive…)

37. Bring Harry Potter back to life and kill him again. (Mrs. Cole at the orphanage always threatened me with that…)

38. Make Draco buy me a new teddy bear. Nagini destroyed the last one in her sleep. (Bloody horcrux snake, I can't friggin kill her!)

39. Go for a spa treatment (my pores are really quite disgusting at the moment!)

40. Get Wormtail to stand in front of a very fast moving train to see if it will stop before hitting him (hopefully it wont!)

41. Watch the pirates of the Caribbean movies (Bella won't shut up about them!)

42. Buy (or steal) a mobile phone and crank call random muggles (hee hee)

43. Cut the hair off all poodles (they are evil little fluff balls!)

44. Set Dementers loose in London (I would have them here, but they are just too damn cold and foggy!)

45. Make Lucius clean the toilet with an old toothbrush (why? Because I can!)

46. Make the "Emo Song" the national anthem (rip, rip, stab you, rip, stab, stab!)

47. Kill the muggles (they are damned annoying – and stupid!)

48. Raise Harry Potter as an Inferi and make him do my evil bidding (mwahaha)

49. Buy a new deodorant (less scented one, I DO NOT WANT TO SMELL LIKE FRANGIPANIS…I AM AN EVIL DARK LORD!)

50. Find and kill Severus for being over an hour late (damn him, now I am writing in this again!)

51. Make a voodoo doll, (preferably of Harry Potter, but since he will already be dead, or Brittany Spears)

52. Run around Diagon Alley in my boxers and draw on everyone's faces with a Permanent Marker (They'll never see it coming…)

53. Second thought, make all of the death eaters join me (Lucius, Severus and Draco can blind them all!)

54. Buy a Pygmy Puff and call it 'Fluffy' (I just love those little things!)

55. Send random owls to the Ministry of Magic telling them that I have planted a bomb in the building (as much as I hate muggles, they are funny!)

56. Force Wormtail to walk everywhere on his hands for a day (Note to self: Stick his shirt in place first!)

57. Try Parashooting (steal someone's Parashoot and them push them!)

58. Lock the toilet door (ha! Ha! Imagine the queue of angry death eaters needing to go the potty! Hee! hee!)

59. Steal all of the beer from the local pub (I have no idea as to why I wish to do this, other than causing havoc…)

60. Spray Bella's perfume around the house and change the inkpots to strawberry scented, pink ink (then accuse Bella!)

As he put away his Quill and sealed the parchment, the front door slammed shut, revealing a slimy-haired, big-nosed man. "My lord, I have what you ordered" he said as he tugged 100 boxes of pizza though the door way.

Hey, yeah I know I put this down as a one-shot, but insperation struck and this came out...I hope you like it and REVIEW it...

Mwah

Queen of the Scoubies