It was a cold, dreary, rainy day at Death Eaters Headquaters and once again, the almighty Lord Voldemort was bored. So naturally, he summoned a piece of parchment, a quill and his previous two to-do-lists, muttering, "Ahhh dear lists, now we continue…"
61. Make an international Lord Voldemort day (I am a very important person!!)
62. Apply for a job as a muggle mail man so I can steal people's mail and burn it! (Mwahahahaha!Those muggles will learn to fear the almighty dark lord!)
63. Buy a wig (preferably purple with shiny silver ends)
64. Jump up and down on one foot, while swirling around to make my robes billow around me (what? I saw it on WTV!!)
65. Second thought: Make Lucius do the above actions (Ha Ha! Then I can laugh at his failing attempts)
66. Participate in a hot-dog eating contest (mwahahaha! Vanish all of the hotdogs on my plate and then I WIN!!)
67. Walk into a death eaters meeting dressed as Dumbledore and see how many death spells are sent my way (There had better be a damned lot!)
68. Get a gym membership (I really need to lose these last few pounds on me…we can't have an evil dark lord with a beer belly can we? We evil people must stay as sexy beasts!)
69. Permanently borrow all of the women's anti-aging products (my age is starting to catch up with me!)
70. Buy some of those Telstra T3 shares (all of those muggle television programs keep saying that they are really good!)
71. Make a Lord Voldemort Birthday holiday (the bloody-useless-Queen-of-England-gets-one-and-I'm-more-damned-popular-than-that-bag-of-bones!!!)
72. Join a dating agency (Nagini is getting no where with finding me that damned wife!)
73. Push Wormtail off the tallest building in the world (I can't think of its name…..but he shall go SCHPLLAATTT!! on the concrete….he he he)
74. Change Lucius's name to Luscious (ha ha ha embarrassing for him!!)
75. Imperius Draco into wearing Gryffindor coloured boxers while running around Hogwarts in the middle of the day.
76. Employ Blaise Zabini to take photos of this possibly highly amusing event.
77. Create a new muggle computer virus called 'The Dark Lord Virus' (Ha ha ha! blow up their computers! Ha ha ha!)
78. Get a huge telephone book and whack random people over the head with it (sniggle sniggle)
79. Cut of Narcissa's hair in her sleep and then randomly blame Wormtail (mwahaha someone's gonna wake up a little cranky!)
80. Walk up to some strange person and start singing 'I just gotta knowww…..just gotta knoooowwww…..just gotta knnoooooowwwwwwww…What do I have to do to get inside of you? To get inside of yooouu? Cuz I love the way you move, when I'm inside of you….inside of yyyooooouuuuu!!' (Has the potential to creep them out a little bit)
81. Get a copy of 'The Davinci Code', the book and the movie (have you not noticed how it's constantly being advertised on TV????)
82. Become a serial hand-bag thief (I've always wanted to know what these old women kept in their damned bags to make them so possessive of them!)
83. Black out the sun so its night time all the time! (he he watch us all become albinos!)
84. Dress emo and go to the city (and then through burgers at people!!)
85. Body paint Macnair and make him walk through Diagon Alley with nothing but his body paint and death-mask on (mwahaha yes! I am evil!)
86. Go to Disneyland (I've always wanted to go there!)
87. Start train-surfing in the subway (It looks like sooo much fun!)
88. Learn how to ride a bicycle (Don't worry I'll start with training wheels!)
89. Hook up surround sound in the Death Lair (I'll just love to get the music experience at home!)
90. Mercilessly murder all non-purebloods with an exception to myself (Yeah I just bet you had all thought I had forgotten…..WRONG!!...I was just leaving the best to last!)
"For now we are done and we shall part with a fair farewell," Voldemort crooned as he sealed his parchment and hid it and its predecessors under a loose floorboard beneath his bed.
Hello dear readers…..!! um not much to say today, but yeah on this one you may have noticed that I toned down the whole killing Harry Potter part basically cuz I too was getting bored with it and I got that irritating little review that reminded me of this darling little story of mine….since then I am making an effort to update my later stories that I haven't updated for ages….so I hope you liked my new chapter….I was bored and enjoyed writing it as per usual!! Oh and by the way, the lyrics thing in number 80 is from Inside of You by Hoobastank...mad song...
Mwah
Queen of the Scoubies
