"This is the last time I'm writing this!" an old snake faced man muttered as he feverishly searched for his quill and parchment, "I hate this damned list!"
Voldemort's Sixth To-Do-List
Pull the wings off a fly (Then it'll be a walk!)
Read an adults book just like Snape does (You know, like one of those big fat real books!)
See if I Can kill Wormtail with a nasty look (Well everyone says 'That look can kill'!)
Make myself a throne (No it will not be a toilet!)
Get bitten by a rabid spider (Then I'll be just like Spiderman!)
Buy a car (a big, fast, red sports car!)
Better yet, steal that big, fast, red sports car! (No money that way!)
Cross some things off this list (It's getting way too long!)
Throw someone off a bridge (I'm voting for Lucius!)
Eat chocolate in front of a pregnant woman craving chocolate (I don't know why….I just want to do it)
Wear eyeliner (Preferably Black and Smudged)
Let paranoia set in (OMG! He's trying to kill me with that rubber chicken!!)
Buy a rubber chicken (It will be my Evil Sidekick)
Scream like a Harpie (Bella can do it, why cant I?)
Sue a muggle surgeon over the destruction of my face (I can see the dollar signs!!)
Catch a Snitcher (And then let it go during the next Quidditch World Cup)
Tie Wormtail down and let a Cat have their way with him (I love seeing him terrified!)
Hunt a muggle (Then run away when the sirens start)
Book a driving lesson (Too bad they won't be able to find the place!)
Wait til midnight then turn on all the lights (I'll wake all those poor ickle Death Eaters from their beauty sleep!)
Sleep on a random door step (The question: Will they take mercy on me?)
Dress like Santa at Easter (That will cause some confusion!)
Propose to Elvis (I don't care that he is dead, he will be mine!!)
Abduct the Queen's Corgi's (Oh yeah, I am bad!)
Buy Voldemort Junior a friend (My poor little Kitty only has Wormtail to chase…and then eat)
Enroll with Death Eaters Anonymous (And then quit….mwahaha!)
Shave Lucius's head when he's sleeping (We'll do Draco too while we're at it)
Watch five very boring movies in a row (Will I last…?)
Hold the Death Eater Olympics (Will include Muggle Torture, Avada on the spot and Dodge This Curse!)
Desecrate the already Desecrated grave of one Harry Potter (and his friends)
"What have I accomplished?" Voldemort asked himself, "Nothing, Absolutely Nothing!" and shoved the list into the growing pile hidden under the loose floorboard under the bed.
Yo, thanks for the reviews again...hope you liked this chapter...
Mwah
Queen of the Scoubies
