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"Who is it?" Jasmine walked over to the door, and opening it found Stephanie, a teenage girl from a girl's doom at a nearby school. They had known each other for a while now, though they hadn't seen each other since Don's birth. "Stephanie! How wonderful! Come on in!"

"Oh, thank you Ms Hall, but I just wanted to ask. I saw the picture of Donnie you posted, and he is so cute! The girls and I just have to see him! May he please come over?"

"Why of course. Irwin and I have been wanting a quiet night out for a while now, you know, with two kids and all now, though Don is really an angel, nothing like Hank at that age… Still, this would be perfect. Hank's out of town with a friend at the moment so…" Suddenly a car pulled into the driveway. "What…" Hank stepped out of the car, along with Ms Clarkson, a friend of Ms Halls. The pair came up.

"Ms Hall, I am truly sorry, but Alfred, Hank's playmate, had an allergic reaction, he'll be fine, you see, but he just can't keep Hank over, I'm so sorry…"

"It's alright." Jasmine smiled reassuringly, as Ms Clarkson left.

"Well that was rotten timing." Jasmine sighed.

"Whatta mean, mommy?" Hank demanded. "Is somt'in wrong?"

"No, I just wanted to take your brother over to the dorm with me to show him around. We're just not sure where to put you now." Stephanie answered innocently, not noticing the panicked warning on Jasmine's face until it was too late.

"YOU WANT TO STEAL MY BROTHER?"

"What? No! I…"

"You can't have him!" Hank launched himself at the unsuspecting teenager's legs (the only part he could really reach), but Hank's mother had thankfully anticipated this, and lunged down to grab him before he could really attack Stephanie. "He's MY DON! MY DON! You can't have him! He's mine!"

"Hank she just wants to show him to some of her friends!"

"Her vampire friends!"

"What? No, her friends aren't vampires!"

"They are so and they want to drink his blood and make their bread!"

"Look! Hank! I'll let you come with me!" Hank stopped struggling and blinked at Stephanie's proposal.

"You can't drink his blood." He warned.

"No blood drinking. You can make sure of that. But you can only come if you don't attack someone." Hank's eyes narrowed.

"Fine. I'm coming. And you can't stop me."

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Hank strutted beside Stephanie as they walked over to the dorm. It had taken a long time to convince him to allow Stephanie to hold him. They entered. And they were swarmed by millions of teenage girls.

"Oh, he is so cute!"

"Look at his little face!"

"Aw, he's even cuter than Hankie was back then!"

"Look, he's looking at us!"

"He is so adorable!"

"GET BACK!" Hank's roar drew all attention to himself. "You can't get too close to him. Or run, or yell, or jump…" everyone stared. There were more than a few contained giggles. His overprotectiveness was just so cute!