This is an England and OC story y'all, so if this is not your cup of tea (get it? Cup of tea, because England is Britain and there all about the tea over there...ok guess not -3-) then I advise you to please hit the back button at this time.
Disclaimer: Never will I ever own Hetalia...*sigh*
This story will be set in the OC's P.O.V (Until I decide otherwise)
Kehe~ Let's Go!
"Pasta" - Normal Convo
'Pasta'- Normal Thinking
(Pasta)- Riku's Inner thoughts
*Pasta*- Authors Convo
"Pastaaa~!"
"Finally we're getting out of this distasteful island.." China comments.
Just to recap we are all now in a plane that's heading back to England; the place where their going to be having their meetings for a while; the plane just left the island.
"I'm going to drink a nice glass of wine once we land, Riku amour. Would you care to join me?" France asks as smirks at me. "Ah, I appreciate the invite but I'm too young to drink wine." 'Excluding the fruit wines we have on New Year's'
"Oh Poo.." He sulks and I can't help but giggle at that; France, even though he says some of the weirdest things I enjoy his company and lovable presence.
"Hey, Riku?" I look at America who's looking at my clothing. "Do the other aliens in your world dress like you?" That's an off question.
"Well not exactly like me, they have a bunch of different styles. It just depends on the person." I explain as I fiddle around my shirt.
"Wow, aliens are nothing like how I thought they would be.." he comments to himself.
"Agreed, America; aliens are not supposed to look as cute as Riku here."
"Can't you at least try to control yourself, France?" Britain says irritated; I was sitting next to him and noticed how he moved his leg and his eyebrow twitch.
"Don't be angry Britain, you see, not even Riku wants to be near you!"
"I didn't ask for your opinion you foolish twit!" I look back and forth between Britain and France, how's it possible for someone to have this much energy to be able to bicker back and forth?
I look out the window towards the area I landed on; there's nothing out of the ordinary-I look up at the sky and it look's completely normal too. 'I'm so confused, everything looks normal. But I doubt it could be only based on coincidence..'
"RIKU!" I jump at the sudden loudness of my name being called; I look to see America sitting on the other side of me. "Sorry, didn't mean to scare ya" he apologizes.
"No, that's alright. I was just thinking." I answer back.
"I have a serious question for you?" America having a serious question? That's new.
"Uh, ok?"
"What's up with you having an American-Japanese name?" The only time when he's not meant to ask a deep question he asks it. 'Oh well, it's not like everyone is curious to know..' When I think I tend to close my eyes so understand how taken back I was when I opened them and saw everyone staring at me.
I had everyone full attention so it was a little embarrassing for me; "Um..well we aliens are different than the ones you guys are probably used to seeing. In some sense we look like you; we have the same countries and cities and theres people who live in those cities and countries."
"So clearly what your stating is-"
"THERE'S ANOTHER AMERICA! SWEET, HEY RIKU DO YOU THINK WE CAN BRING HIM OVER HERE TOO!"
"Shut up America, and that's not what I was about to say!" Britain adds as he sighs as if regaining composure. "As I was saying, it appears as if Riku is from another dimension where there are no human forms to the nation's correct?" I nod slowly; I had forgotten how smart Britain is, his cranky attitude sure makes one forget.
"Enough about this geography nonsense, I want to know more about mai colombe" France shoves Britain out of the way and moves to my right side and grasps my hand. "Mon pauvre amour, you must be confused about what's going on. You must miss your family, oui?" I nod.
"My parents are always worrying about me, they- they let me have fun but I know if it were up to them they would prefer to keep me." I balled up my only free hand at how clueless I was behaving.
"I should have watched where I was going. If-If I did maybe I wouldn't be here right now. I'm their only child so who knows how they must be right now.." I felt my eyes start to water but before I could wipe them off France stops me; shockingly I stare into his sympathetic eyes "There's no need to hide your tears from us, mon ami.."
As if I was waiting for that answer I started to feel the tears run down my face; I hide my face in France's chest so that the others don't see me crying.
"Ve~ don't cry Riku! I'll'a make'a pasta when we get down, you like pasta right?" I nod quickly; I still want to try some of Italy's pasta y'know.
"I don't really know vhat's the issue, but know that ve're here to help." I can guess that their all looking at me but I'm too warned out to move.
(Maybe this is a dream, I mean there's no reason it couldn't be right?) I feel my eyes getting heavy and I'm glad that I'll be able to sleep now; maybe when I wake up I'll be in my bed. 'Actually, France feels like a pillow to me right now. I can sleep finally..'
Britain's P.O.V
"It appears he fell asleep aru?" No duh China; at least I won't have to bear watching him cry like a little sissy girl. Seriously, he comes out of nowhere and expects us to help him! That little twit should be thankful I agreed to take him with me!
"Riku-san is probabery exhausted from everting that's going on.." Japan explains. If anything I'm the one that's exhausted; it's bad enough I deal with these arseholes-of-a-nations that now I have an annoying-sissy-girl-looking-Git to look after.
I rub my cheeks once again...man he surely is stronger than he looks...the little wanker.
HA!
I finally said it, no what pansy-pants you can't attack me now, can't you! Hahaha!
"Britain, you will lose any chance of a relationship if you keep calling Riku names" Mint Flying Bunny adds in.
"I beg to differ! Who'd ever said I wanted a relationship with that-that-wan-"
"Nope!" she warns me
"Urgh..why are you all defending him, HE attacked ME!" Is everyone bloody gone mad? I look across to see the boy had fallen fast asleep and Frenchie Frogs laid is head on his lap. I swear that guy's is a menace to society; how dare he think he can just touch anyone he pleases.
"He looks more comme un ange, when he's asleep oui?" I watch as he caresses that Git's cheeks and in a flash get up and shove him back to his seat.
"Go back to your place, you French Pervert!" I only moved him because he had taken my spot, nothing else you understand. I sigh in frustration (which is a normal feeling for me) and bring the kids head to my lap. I only did it so that he won't tumble towards the ground; if he would have had his seat belt; I wouldn't have to go through the nerving trouble to watch over him.
'Mother Elizabeth, this little twat is more annoying asleep than he is awake..' I rub my eyebrows together as I think this.
"I think he looks cute!" Tinker now says, Bloody tea!
"What the bloody hell is up with everyone thinking he's cute!"
"Not everyone said he was cute just me and France!" Don't you dare be smart alack with me, Mint Bunny!
"I assure you that there's is nothing cute about this little twit, be hold!" I look down at the kid to find something that's bloody dodgy about him.
Ha! There's, no, or how about? No? This little plonker! D-Dammit great-bloody-hell, cup of tea-wonderful-queen-Elizabeth the second!
I ruffle my hair and hope my face isn't as red as I'm feeling right now; how is it that a muppet like him can look completely different when he's slumbering. Huh? are his lashes really that long? For a guy he has perfectly clear skin too; I am most certainly am not smiling! I just happen to be biting my gum for some reason.
'For an annoying little wanker, he looks somewhat bearable when he's asleep' D-Don't get any creepy ideas either!
"Mon Dieu Britain, are you trying to reach Le Effiel Tower?" I'm bloody hell not!
"QUIET YOU CHEESE-EATING-SURRENDER-MONKEY!"
Britain you tsundere you~
'For an annoying little wanker, he looks somewhat bearable when he's asleep' AHH I died when I wrote that; that's just a typical Britain-thing to say.
Anyway, how are you all enjoying this? You don't think my chapters are too short do you! I just want to make all this has funny and obnoxious as possible!Please R&R and adeu
Translations: French
Mai Colombe: My little dove
Mon pauvre amour-My poor love
Comme un ange-Like an angel
Mon Dieu-My God
Translations: British
Twit- Idiot
Wanker-Idiot
Arsehole-Asshole
Prat-Asshole/Idiot
Plonker-Idiot
NOTE: I have a 1000% feeling that I got these all wrong. Blame Goggle Translate peoples.
