This is an England and OC story y'all, so if this is not your cup of tea (get it? Cup of tea, because England is Britain and there all about the tea over there...ok guess not -3-) then I advise you to please hit the back button at this time.
Disclaimer: Never will I ever own Hetalia...*sigh*
This story will be set in the OC's P.O.V (Until I decide otherwise)
Kehe~ Let's Go!
"Pasta" - Normal Convo
'Pasta'- Normal Thinking
(Pasta)- Riku's Inner thoughts
*Pasta*- Authors Convo
I'm currently in a meeting with the fellow nations; we're hoping to discuss the reason of my sudden appearance.
Our progress percentage?
Well...
"ALL RIGHT DUDES WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE DRASTIC MEASURES!" What kind of measures?
I was pulled by the hand and somehow placed on a chair in the middle of the room with nothing but a table; what's with these dramatic scene changes? And why did all the lights but the one under me go off?
"SO, YOU LIKE TRIP ON SIDWWALKS DO YA!?" I look up and see America wearing a white polo shirt tucked in, with brown spandex attached to his black pants, and a blue tie which he has loosened up just a bit-the typical detective interrogation scene.
"Uh..no I-"
"THEN WHAT WERE YOU DOING OUT SO LATE!?"
"I was hanging with the friend then started to walk ho-"
"STARTED TO WALK HOME! THAT'S THE OLDEST TRICK IN THE BOOK!"
"Ano, America-san I don't berieve this will help anything."
"He's right America; stop being such a bloody Git"
"Hmm, ya bros are no fun" The lights turn back on and we're all seated in the same seats as before. 'Ugh..my head is started to hurt' this is really confusing.
"Enough, this time ve have to have a serious meeting, ve have to find a vay to get Riku home.." Germany says; his voice instantly silences all side chatters.
"Germany is right, let's at least try to behave like nations for once." I didn't think Britain will take this so seriously?
"OK THEN! LET'S BRING IN THE ALIEN EXPERT!" Expert?
"America, I don't think he will-"
"TONY WILL STRAIGHTEN THIS WHOLE THING OUT, TRUST ME RIKU! YOU CAN BECAUSE I'M THE HER-"
"WILL YOU SHUT YOUR BLODDY MOUTH, YOU TWIT!"
...I really doubt we're going to achieve anything in this meeting; I would have a little more luck searching myself. But I don't know the areas like they do and they did agree to help me so I just have to trust that they will take this seriously.
America takes the remote and presses the center button; a screen suddenly emerges from above the ceiling. 'They never showed that in the show before..' (or maybe so? I'm not sure, I mean I'm still in season 5)
"Oohh, are'a we gonna watch a movie, Doitsu?"
"Nien, Italy. Stop asking questions and pay attention."
"Vee~ si.."
I wasn't able to hear what Germany said but I assume whatever it was caused Italy to stop sulking and look at the screen with a Italy-serious look.
"ALRIGHT FOLKS! LET'S START!" He turns and points his pen aiming it to point at Japan "JAPAN LET'S DO THIS!"
"Hai!" Suddenly Japan pulls out his laptop (which is enormous!)and starts to type and scroll away; everything he did we could see on the big screen. Until he stops in Skype's sign in page.
"Skype?" I was a bit surprised how they could know about it.
"THAT'S RIGHT DUDE!, TONY WILL BE ABLE TO HAVE A BETTA LOOK AT YOU THIS WAY!" He honestly believes that his 'alien' friend Tony will know something?
(Hey, why not? I mean they surely don't seem to know how I'm here. Maybe Tony will know something. It's worth a shot)
"If you think so, then I'm ok trying it" I say finally.
"SEE IGGY! RIKU'S ACTUALLY WILLING TO TRY MY IDEAS! YOU JUST BRUSH THEM OFF!"
"QUIET YOU HIGH-CALORIE ADDICTED WANKER!"
"If you both prease be quiet, I just called Tony.." Japan's voice; no matter how low manages to get to both Britain and America's ears as they quickly be quiet.
Once the servers finally connect we see only two big, black, hollow eyes. I nearly jumped at bit in surprised. "So..that's Tony huh?" I think out loud to myself.
"WHAT DO Y'ALL DUMBASSES WANT!?" His voice is so loud it shakes the whole room-it feels like an earthquake!
"AMERICA YOU FOOL! TURN DOWN THE VOLUME!"
"WA? I CAN'T HEAR YA BRO!"
"TELL THAT SCONE-EATER TO SUCK MY BALLS!"
"W-WHY YOU BLOODY LITTLE, TWIT, PRAT, WANKER, GIT, PLONKER-!" Germany and France had to hold him back so that he doesn't break the screen.
"AHAHA, NAW BUT SERIOUSLY DUDE, WE NEED YOUR HELP!"
'The atmosphere can turn from a circus to an executives meeting in seconds is just remarkable.' I think as I remain seated and let the nations do the talking.
"YEA? WHAT THE HELL YA WANT?" Tony sure has a very...'preferred' vocabulary.
"OUR FRIEND RIKU HERE IS TRYING TO GET HOME! HE FELL FROM THE SKY AND WE HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO GET HIM BACK. WHATAYA THINK!?"
I didn't notice when Britain took hold of my hand- only when I was on my feet that I turned towards him "Go up there, Tony'll want to have a good glance."
"O-Ok.." I was mostly nervous on the thought that an 'alien' was going to look at me. I slowly make my way up to where America; and stand next to him.
"SEE, THIS IS RIKU!" America puts an arm around me as he pokes on my cheek "WE THINK HE'S SOME SORT OF ALIEN, BUT HE LOOKS NOTHING LIKE YOU BRO!"
"MOVE OUT THE WAY!" The screen makes it's way toward me and all I think to do is press my back as far to America as possible (Hey! He's scared me ok?)
"HMM"
"..." I remain silent as I watch it's eyes trace my whole body from head-to-toe.
"HMMM"
"U-uh.." This is starting to get a little awkward. "E-Excuse me but a-are you al-"
"QUIET!" I jump instantly and decide it's best to keep my mouth shut. After a few more seconds it steps a few spaces back from me. Whew..finally
"HE LOOKS NO DIFFERENT THAN ALL YOU OTHER SHITS" We all facepalmed ourselves (At least it was attempted)
"SEE AMERICA! I TOLD YOU THAT BLOODY FRIEND OF YOUR WOULD BE NO HELP!"
"AT LEAST I TRIED SOMETHING DUDE, AND I MISSED MY TONY SO MUCH!"
"Aiya, why don't we all just take a break; this loudness is hurting my head aru."
"I agree with China; let's take a five and then vegroup." America and Britain stop yelling and look at Britain "Yea dudes, Germany's right. Besides it's lunchtime, I'm starve!"
"ARE WE DONE! I WANNA GO BACK TO MY SHOW DAMNIT!"
"Sure dude! We're done here. Thanks for the help!" I quickly walk up to Tony and smile politely "Yes, thank you for trying." I add. He's silent for a moment and his pale grey cheeks lighten in color? 'Can he change colors too?' I wonder
"W-WHATEVER! PEACE OUT TO THE REST OF YA ASSHOLES!" The screen goes black and it up to the ceiling. "Well, that takes care of that wag-off"
"AHAHA, ANYWAY DUDES I'M STARVED LET'S EAT AND MEET HERE IN FIVE! GOT IT!"
"Yea, yea.." I remain in my same spot even as the nations start to leave; I notice that Canada was still seated so I walk up to him and ask why he's still seated.
"Oh..I'm not really hungry. I'll just wait here with Kumajiro."
"Are you sure? I mean you don't technically have to eat." He grabs onto one of Kumajiro's hands and plays with it. " I know, but I just prefer to stay here. But.." He lifts his head and turns to me "Thank you for asking, I appreciate it." he smiled at me with a wide smile that I didn't even know he had.
Chuckling I smile back "Your welcome." I guess Canada just prefers to keep to himself-I understand that.
"Riku!" Hearing my name I turn and see Italy run up to me and grabbing my hand. "Ve~ you said you were'a gonna eat with me, Doitsu and Japan, ve~" I didn't think Italy was actually being serious. "I did, sorry I was just talking to Canada." I tell him honestly.
"Ve~? But I dont'a see no one Riku!" Of course he doesn't. I laugh in an attempt to change the subject "It doesn't matter, let's get going."
"VE~!"
We find Germany and Japan outside sitting in a table in front of a pretty fountain. "Ve~ I found'a Riku!" Italy yells as he runs and takes a seat next to Germany who right away gives him his utensils and warns him to not eat right away for it's hot.
"Riku-san, where is your food?" Japan is right; I don't have anything to eat. "Oh? Uh, I didn't really know we were gonna have a break for that." If Britain would have been a kind-hearted person and reminded me, I may have had something.
"Then I cannot arrow you to starve, here" Japan offers me one of his meat buns. "Oh thanks Japan, but I can't take it.""Iie, it is fine.." I wasn't going to allow that. I don't like interrupting anyone's meal especially when it's for my sake.
"I really appreciate it Japan but I'm fine, honestly." Japan looks at me not knowing whether or not I'm being truthful-but after a minute he nods in agreement. "Very well.."
"Thank you" I say gladly. We four spent the next five minutes chatting about everything and anything; I've realized that I have more friendlier and normal conversations with the Axis. Italy's cluelessness and Germanys overprotectiveness of him provide amusement and laughter whilst with Japan it's a lot more softer and more pleasant (way different than a certain fuzzy-eye browed-Brit)
"Vell, ve should head back; Riku are you sure you don't want nothing. I could buy you a sweet bun if you vish?" They're so concerned it's almost too much.
"No thank you Germany; I'm fine honest" I reassure him.
"Very vell..."
Ughh I should have let Germany buy me something after all...
Towards 30 minutes into the meeting my stomach had started to rumble just a bit but I quickly paid no attention to it; but after the hour it had started to come in the pains and the feeling of emptiness my stomach had was starting to loose its control.
"I'm started to run outta ideas, dude. Anyone else have something?" America adds as he sits down for the first time since the meeting.
And someone who I did not expect stands up but not for the reason we were all thinking. "You all think Riku is some sort of monster; but moi,-" He comes toward me and grasps both my hand and his free one caresses my cheek
"-thinks he's an angel sent to bring passion and love to us hommes, vieux, mauvaise humer. " I'm too hungry to normally brush France off with my movements so I just remain in place. "Maybe a kiss from his seul veritable amour will set him free.." I'm so thankful Britain was next to me cause he quickly shoved France off me "GO TO YOUR PLACE YOU PERVERTED GIT!"
"How rude, it's not nice to just shove people Britain. To think mi amour Riku has to live with a rude mutt like yourself, Quelle tristesse" How is he already crying?
"DUDES!" Everyone looks at America, who suddenly puts both hands on the tables "MAYBE RIKU CAME FROM THOSE NOBURA DUDES!"
"Uh..Nobura?" What was that?
"A Nobura is a Japanese monster without-oh.."
"Eyes, ears, nose or mouth..." Japan finishes. But I have all of those things.
"Well scratch that part dudes, I was sure it would be them." Britain stands up and walks around "Although it would have been the most logical it still would leave the question why he came with human attributes; or could this have to do with someone maybe?"
"Someone.."
"All I can think of is.." The nations look at the vodka-loving man with questionable eyes; the questioned merely smiles "What? Why me? I didn't do anything; if I did he wouldn't be here right now."
GGrrrrrghhh
Ugh..stupid stomach, why do you have to be so loud! I wonder how much more time we have left? I don't want to interrupt for it would be rude but I don't know how much more I can hold on.
I take the opportunity that Britain walks next to me to grab his sleeve; he gets a little flustered-probably because I touched him? But I only touched his sleeve? Oh well. "What is it?" he whispers and I motion him to lean down; he actually complies "H-How much longer do we have?" I ask.
"This is for you; we're doing all this for you. The least you can do is pretend your actually bloody paying attention." Well that did not go how I wanted, doesn't he know or even think it's a reason why I'm asking. That jerk.
OoOoOoO
I can't, I really can't..
an hour and a half I've been holding this hunger in; I've resorted to wrapping my arms around it to try and lower the growlings if possible. Please how much more?
"I berieve we should search books, they may have some info none of us may know." Japan suggests
"Hm, you may have a point. But books are very detailed info and it must demonstrate Riku's exact symptoms before he even came here." It doesn't matter just call it a day please.
"Poo, why don't we just take him to a church"
...
"WHAT IN THE BLOODY HELL CAN WE ACHIEVE IN A CHURCH!"
"I'm just giving options Britaaiin!"
"WELL YOUR OPTIONS ARE NOT NEEDED YOU TWIT!"
'Great now their fighting...please I need food...' my eyes were starting to water as I felt my stomach grow emptier and emptier. I put my head on the table and moan quietly.
"AHAHA C'MON GUYS!" America adds as he unwraps-wait! I lift my head to see him munching down on a burger. (You've got to be kidding me!)
"What in the bloody hell do you think your doing, America?"
"Hm? Well I was getting hungry so..."
"YOU ALREADY HAD LUNCH! DO YOU WANT TO GET FAT YOU OBNOXIOUS TOSSER!"
"NOT EVERYONE IS ALLOWED TO BE AS DEPRESSED AS YOU, BRITARD!"
"QUIET CHEESE-MONKEY!"
"Aiya..really they're so immature."
"Da ahaha"
Please...my stomach is about to explode, and America's burger is making things worse. I-I just want food.." I bury my head back to the table and pray I fall asleep
"S-STOP!" That soft voice..wait I know that voice! Looking up I see Canada; who was now standing and looking at everyone.
Or so I thought...
"Did anyone hear that dudes?" Seriously?
"I did."
"Aru, so did I"
'So they can't see him but hear him...oh well' I think blankly, nothing else is really important to me now let me sleep. "R-Riku hasn't been feeling well a-and you all haven't noticed y-you M-MAPLE IDIOTS!" Canada...
"..."
"..."
"CANADA! BRO WHERE"VE YOU BEEN DUDE!"
"I've been here this entire time, m-maple idiot..."
"DUDE YOU HAVE TO STOP POPPING OUT LIKE THAT YOUR GONNA GIVE ME A HEARTATTACK ONE DAY BRO!"
Ggrrrrggggh
Without knowing I started moaning a little louder and didn't pay attention to the hand that grabbed my arm and pushed me up into standing position; that wasn't really a good idea cause my stomach ache turned into pain...so much pain.
"YO IGGY WHERE YA HEADING TO!"
"QUIET AMERICA, AND THAT'S NONE OF YOUR CONCERN!"
I don't pay attention to my surroundings, nor the loud sound of the door closing nor the hand that seemed to be holding my arm a lot gentler than usual.
I didn't understand/remember a thing Britain said to me those few minutes but I believe it was along the lines of:
"Great Elizabeth, you really are as Daft as a bush.."
Mmm!
This is exactly what my body needed! I'm so energetic and happy right now I could scream.
"This would have all been avoided if you haven't had lost your plot for a second." It's rather hard to understand his British slang.
"Well, how was I supposed to know we were eating here...no one told me." I mumbled the last four words but I was pretty sure he heard me due to his response.
"You should have told, I would have gotten you something." Would he really? I don't know..
"Are you assuming I was gonna let you starve!?" Well.. I shrug as I take a sip of my drink.
"Why would you want to buy me food anyway?" I ask. "B-Because your my responsibility! A-And don't to come u-up with a ridiculous reason. It's just the gentlemanly thing do you, understand!" He always seems to get so flustered and nervous when he wants to do something generous.
"Yea, I understand" I add with a small laugh.
"W-What in blood's name is so funny?"
"Nothing."
"Out with it!"
"I said nothing!"
"HEY IGGY, I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WOULD SNEAK OFF LIKE THAT!"
"YOUR OFF YOUR TROLLEY I DIDN'T-"
"Mon ami, you should've told France you were craving hunger, I would have taken care of you righ-owie my beautiful face!"
"Riku-san are you well?"
"Yea, thank you all for your concerns. Oh?" I look at Canada who is now next to America "Thank you too mostly Canada."
"WILL ALL YOU WANKERS GET THE BLOODY HELL OUT OF HERE!"
"OOHHH IGGY WANTS RIKU ALL TO HIMSELF!"
"I-I DO NOT YOUR AMERICAN TWIT!
I continue eating as I watch them all bicker back and forth (except for Italy, Germany, Japan and Canada) who decided that this was a perfect time for chatting.
So our progress percentage..?
65%
But I feel like their really the only ones who will help me (I just hope it doesn't take them too too long...)
I'm already in eight chapters in this story!
Woot, Woot!
It's really fun when your noting trying to focus on just one drama in a story, this story is going to have everything! (Yes, there will still be romance-because I am a clueless romantic!)
I'm going to start Riku and England's relationship get better but also at a slow pace like this right here was the first step! See? they didn't even argue!
Please leave me reviews!
Translations:
French:
hommes, vieux, mauvaise humer.= Cranky, old men
seul veritable amour= One, true love
Quelle tristesse= How sad
Moi= Me
British:
Twit= Idiot
Plonker=Fool
Daft as a bush= Silly, Crazy
Lost your plot=Crazy
(Off ones) Trolley= Acting crazy
NOTE: Either I am using the wrong translation or in Britain 'Idiot' and 'crazy' are the most popular words.
