A/N- I'm wicked sorry about not updating for so long. Really, I am. My school seems to find it funny to give a TON of homework… or more like a TON of hard math homework that I have no idea how to do. So I'm pretty busy. But here's and update for you guys! Please read and review, like usual!
Disclaimer- I don't own it, I don't have time to think of anything witty.
Lorelai and Rory walked home from Luke's.
"I'm scared of what's to come."
"So am I, babe… god, what if Lane's gone crazier?"
"Oh, that'd be horrible. Where you that bad when you were pregnant?"
"Oh, I was worse." Lorelai laughed to herself, thinking about how much she'd driven Emily and Richard crazy.
"How?!"
"Well, there was my obsession with green apples. Grandma would get so fed up with seeing me eating them that she told the maid never to buy them again."
"Ohh, what'd you do?"
"Oh, I threatened the maid. I was violent, too, it's amazing that you came out as sane and sweet as you did."
"Yeah, it's a wonder."
"So the maid started buying them again. She just made me promise never to eat them around Grandma."
"Did you?"
"Surprisingly, no. I would have just to drive her crazy, but I really liked those green apples."
Rory laughed. "I thought I was the one that liked them? Being in your uterus and all."
"Whatever, genius. I used to skip health class."
"Oh… well did Grandma ever find out about your eating of them?"
"Yes! She can smell things from miles away! It comes with being rich and stuck up. It sucked, because then I had to spray my room with this really bad smelling perfume to get the smell of apple out."
"So you didn't just stop eating them?"
"Honey, I could have stopped eating them in a heartbeat. It was your problem!"
"Oh, sure… then why don't I like them now?"
"Because! You obviously had far too much in my uterus and got out and thought 'what was she feeding me in there?!'"
"Because babies think so well!"
"You did, you were smart."
"Oh, I'm sure."
They walked up their front lawn to the porch. "Mom… it's coming closer…"
"It'll be fine, it'll be fine… just fine…"
Lorelai carefully opened up the door and tiptoed inside, Rory close behind her. They shut the door and waited tentatively for something to happen. When there was no noise coming from the inside, they both breathed huge sighs of relief.
"Lorelai! Rory!"
They both screamed at the top of their lungs. Lorelai grabbed a pillow from the couch and went to go protect herself.
"Lane! Omigod!"
Rory gasped and jumped back. "Jesus!"
Lane glared. "What, am I now so scary that you can't stand the sight of me?"
"No, Lane, we just didn't expect you."
"Why not? I asked if I could stay!"
"But we figured that it you'd make up with Zach by now." Rory realized that she could somehow, piss Lane off with that. "Because, you know, you two have such an amazing relationship."
"Yeah, really amazing." Lorelai put her input in while still holding the pillow for protection.
Lane took a deep breath. "I was just wondering if you two could take me to the hospital, for my ultrasound."
"But… don't you think Zach would want to be there?"
"If you want, you can pick him up on the way. But only if you make him promise not to be crazy!!!"
"We will, we'll threaten him if we need to."
"Okay."
They walked outside and got into the car, Lane in the back. "Wait, why do I have to sit in the back? Is it because I'm pregnant and I'm so fat that there's no room for me? Or is it because you're going to put my husband next to me and try and make up kiss and make up?"
Lorelai got that Lane is crazy look on her face, but Rory came up with a sufficient answer.
"No, Lane, it's because our butts are molded into these seats. We didn't think you'd be too comfortable in our ass-seats."
"Oh, alright." Lane shrugged.
They pulled into the driveway of Lane's apartment. Rory and Lorelai got out and locked Lane in the car. She didn't notice, she was sound asleep. They walked up to the door and knocked. Zach came over with a sleepy look on his face, but it quickly turned to worried.
"Oh my God, is Lane with you? Where is she? Is she eating right?! If she took a nap, did she sleep on the better side for the baby?!!!"
"Now I see what Lane means." Rory whispered to Lorelai.
Lorelai laughed and looked at Zach. "Lane wants you to promise to not bug her at all about any of those things and come to the ultrasound."
Zach gasped. "There's an ultrasound? Today!?"
"Do you promise?"
"Yes, fine, whatever."
"Okay. Let's go."
They got into the car, Zach in the backseat next to Lane. He put his hand on her stomach and kissed her on the forehead.
"Aww." Rory said to Lorelai.
"They are a cute couple, aren't they?"
"Yeah."
"Okay. Let's go."
"Okay."
They pulled up to the hospital. Lane woke up and got out of the car, Zach supporting her.
She looked at Rory and Lorelai. "Did he promise?"
"He promised."
"Good."
She walked inside and to the front desk, the rest of them following close behind.
"I'm here for my ultrasound?"
A doctor walked in. "Lane, hello. Would you like to come right in?"
"Yes."
"Alright, will your husband coming as well?"
"Yes."
"Okay."
"Zach, come on!"
"Coming, Lane!"
They disappeared behind the doors.
After about an hour, Lane and Zach walked into the waiting area.
Zach walked excitedly toward Rory and Lorelai. "Guess what."
"What?"
"It's a boy! And a girl! Zach Junior and Zacharila!"
"No." Lane came over as well. "We are going to get home and discuss the REAL options."
"Aww, Lane!"
"Do you want my daughter's nickname at school to be Ape-face?"
"No, but…"
"I refuse to name either of them after you."
"What!?"
"I won't."
"Fine."
"How about the name… Laila? Do you like that?"
"No way. Too… Hawaiian. How about Jessica?"
"Naming her after a slut? No freaking way, my friend."
Zach put his arm around Lane and they walked out the door.
Rory and Lorelai smiled after them.
"They really really are a cute couple, Mom."
"I know babe, they really are."
A/N 2- Damnit, I really took a loooong time to update, didn't I? Well, I swear I'll update sooner in the future. But I got less reviews for the last chapter, does that mean people are losing interest? I hope not. :( Please review! It really makes my day! And, of course, thank you so much for people who already reviewed. I'll bribe you guys again, even though I know I've got some loyal fans who'll review anyway. If you review, I swear I'll reply. As long as you've got an account here. So please review!
