"Can we be friends?" I blurted out, something about him made me nervous.
"No, go away." His voice was somewhat deep for our age, and strong.
"Hey Kyon, can I talk to Guts real fast?" Haruhi demanded.
Yep, that's her. Never letting anything slow her down.
Wait... This guy's name is Guts? Is that a nickname, like Kyon?
"Okay so look, I've noticed we're missing a crucial part of the brigade." Haruhi announced.
"And what would that be?" Guts inquired.
"The violent one! The fireball! The badass! Every group needs one!" Haruhi exclaimed
"And why me?"
"You've been getting into fights all the time and-"
"I fight because people act like assholes, I don't like fighting."
"I don't care, you're perfect for the part."
"Am I?"
"Yes, now c'mon. We have to introduce you to-"
"I didn't say yes."
Haruhi pulled something that I didn't expect from her, in a million years...
A puppy dog face.
"Bitch, you're lucky you're endearing."
For some reason, I felt she pulled that face because force wouldn't work on this guy.
No, I knew it.
"So you're in?" Haruhi asked with that smile plastered across her face.
"I hate the football team, so yes."
She looked happier than ever.
"Okay, so you can start tomorrow-"
Start what? He already agreed.
"I'll see you then" And Haruhi walked off.
Wasn't she unconscious just a little while ago?
"Hey, so-" I started.
"Yo?"
"Wanna go to the park?"
"What are you, gay?" He shot at me.
"N-No, I was just think we could hang-"
He broke into a laugh.
"Fam I'm kidding! Besides, I'm pansexual anyway. Let's go."
We walked to the park.
I felt horrible.
I just met this guy, he was being nice to me and Haruhi, and now I was gonna betray his trust...
"Kyon, get back." As we were about the enter the park, he threw me across the street.
Then I saw, these things...
Their bodies were pure vantablack, excluding their eyes, which were bright purple, their mouths were a circle of fangs.
What,
The.
Hell.
