I'm going to try and post a chapter a day, no promises if my teachers decided to drop on the homework and all that. Does anyone know what a round of machine gun bullets are called, you know the big loop-thingy that people sometimes wear across their chest?

Anyhow, I just finished reading the entire Eerie Queerie series and 1-3 of Gorgeous Carat, I love them so much! AND ANYONE WHO SAYS THEY ARE JUST SILLY BOOKS WITH DIE BY MY HAND!!!

And I hope Sevvy-poo isn't OOC in this chappy. Also, I highly recommend the movie 'Crank' to all those who like heavy-action movies with some comedy in them…and the actor who plays the main character is just so fucking hot especially when he's running around in a hospital gown with an erection.


"This from a man with how many bastard children?" Severus asked, his voice smug as his stroked Harry's soft raven hair. "I believe you called it a 'fuck and run with all the fun'?"

Septus just flashed him and ear-to-ear grin. "I seem to remember you doing that as well my dear brother. And last time I checked, I only had ten bastards all of which are provided for, I only fuck the high-esteemed and rich," he leered and rubbed his middle and index finger against his thumb in the 'money' gesture.

"I have no bastard children thank you, I always used protection spells," Severus smirked, remembering back to when he and Septus had been in their late teens and early twenties, after their father had died. He and his brother were both bisexual, his brother hopped from bed to bed, man to woman while he occasionally fucked someone, what he lacked in his brother's enthusiasm, he made up for in pure technique, when he fucked someone he did it well, thoroughly, and until they begged.

Septus rolled his eyes at his brother's words. "Oh, I'm sure you did with everyone, but kitty there. Really, fifteen, what the hell got into you? And the savior of the Wizarding World, did that happen before or after?" He asked, surely a pregnant cat boy in a relationship with his brother couldn't take out the most powerful wizard ever known excluding Merlin and the now insane Dumbledore.

"After, a month pregnant as well. Ripped the bastard to shred," Severus laughed as he scooped his fiancé into his arms and carried him to their bedroom. Lovingly he tucked Harry into bed before stepping back out to join his brother. "I'm sure you have suitable accommodations already, as I assume you are incapable of showing yourself out."

Before Severus shut the door, Septus turned serious. "What got into you, why him?" He asked, his voice holding not a hint of amusement or humor.

"Love Septus, love is what got into me. I didn't choose him and he didn't choose me, we're Soul Mates and wouldn't have it any other way," Severus replied, truth filling his words and his eyes.

"Love huh? Maybe one day I'll be lucky enough for that to happen. By the way, girl or boy?" Septus asked as he walked out the door, he had to know if he was going to have a niece or nephew.

"Boys, twins," Severus smiled, he was rather happy about it. "Asphodel and Aries."

"Hopefully they'll take after their uncle, the world doesn't need more than one of you running around," Septus smirked and hugged his brother. "I'll see you again soon Severus. Why we didn't do this sooner, I don't know."

Severus hugged his brother back; it had truly been too long. "See you again soon too Septus."

xXx

Harry felt Severus slide into bed, their clothes disappearing as the longhaired man did so. Automatically his body was drawn to Severus', molding against the man. "Love you," he slurred sleepily as he nuzzled his fiancé's neck and shoulder.

"I love you too," Severus whispered in reply, placing a soft kiss between Harry's velvety cat ears.

xXx

After his usual bout of morning sickness and breakfast, Harry was, surprisingly, aroused. That was a rare occurrence now that he was three months into his pregnancy.

Severus was sitting at his desk grading papers and suddenly found himself with a lapful of aroused, willing Harry. "Finally," he sighed in relief and crushed his lips to his soul mates, re-exploring the hot cavern with his tongue, which was soon held hostage and suckled upon.

Moaning, Harry shifted closer; rubbing his hard arousal against any part of his fiancé he could reach. "Please," he begged against Severus' lips, his voice drenched in need.

Quickly, Severus stood and laid Harry across his desk, wordless and wandlessly removing their clothes. "How could I refuse?" He smirked and proceeded to kiss the raven-haired teen like he would die if he didn't.

Harry moaned against Severus' mouth, only breaking the spectacular kiss when oxygen was needed. "We did this just last night," he laughed when he realized he was naked and spread across a desk.

"Last night was the first time in nearly a month Harry, so if you would be so kind as to just shut up," Severus said and cast a spell, stretching and lubing his Soul Mate's tight passage before thrusting in.

Harry yowled and dug his claws into Severus' shoulders. He met the longhaired man thrust for thrust and soon felt himself on the edge. Screaming the name of his lover when Severus aimed a particularly hard thrust at his prostate, he came, pulling Severus over with him.

xXx

Ugg, I'm sick, I've got a stupid cold. As for the top hotties list of 2007 made by yours truly.

1. Danny Bonaduci-I can't spell his name, but the muscular red-head who's completely insane).

2. Johnny Depp-Still fucking hot!

(Pirates of the Caribbean, Secret Window, Sleep Hollow)

3. Hugh Jackman-Wolverine, Van Helsing, he's got the whole primal animalistic thing going for him.

(X-Men, Van Helsing)

4. Jason Statham-His voice is just so fucking HOT!!! And he's really fucking hot too!!!

(Transporter, Crank)

5.Gackt-He's hot and he can sing!

(JPR(Japanese Pop-Rock), Moonchild.)

That wraps up the top five hotties on my list so far for 2007, notice all of them are guys, girls tend to score down in the hundreds and such, not too into them.