I feel better now, minor emergency with my laptop, it froze up and wouldn't unfreeze so I had to let him die(by the way, he cries when he's close to death) then bring him back to life and risk loosing everything on him, but somehow everything turned out okay.
I celebrated with a really hot piece of Snarry smut involving a copious amount of chocolate on a certain part of Sev.
It was merely four hours before Severus and Harry were to be married when the worst thing imaginable happened, double mood-swings.
"YOU DON'T LOVE ME!" Both Harry and Remus screamed at Sirius and Severus who were trying calm down the rampaging preggers men.
"I LOVE YOU!" Sirius and Severus shouted back just as the hormonal men slammed the door and locked themselves in. They looked at each other for a moment then shouted, "LILY!"
Lily had been just about ready to change into her gown when the two raven haired men had burst into the room and practically thrown themselves at her feet. "What!?" She asked frantically thinking that something had happened to the babies.
Sirius and Severus quickly explained Lily didn't catch a word of it except "mood-swing", "Harry", "Moony", "locked door", and "unloved". "IT'S HIS FAULT!" They yelled and pointed at Septus when he walked in.
"Okay, slow down and explain what happened and why it's Septus' fault," Liliy said, getting a headache from the two mens babbled.
"He insult Harry and Remus," Severus said bluntly and glared at his brother. "Then we," gesturing to himself and Sirius, "apperantly assured Harry and Remus too quickly and brought on a mood swing which ended up with me being a disgusting, slimey snake and Black a dickless, flea-ridden mutt both of which who don't love them."
"I just said they looked pregnant!" Septus defened, only manging to get himself into a deeper hole.
"Harry is only three months!" Severus snapped and just about hit his brother.
"Remus is only two months!" Sirius yelled and looked to be in a similar state of annyonace as Severus.
"I meant the whole glowy thing! It's not my fault they thought I was calling them fat!" Septus yelled back and ended up with two full grown male wizards used to fighting charging at him, Quickly, he skirted around and used Lily as a shield, he could take Sirius, but defiantely not his older brother, that man was like a bloody machine when it came to fighting.
"I say we throw him in there and let the wolves, or rather pregnant men, have at him," Severus growled and wasn't surprised when Sirius nodded his agreement.
"You three are impossible!" Lily said and threw her hands up in annoyance. She stalked out of the room and easily found where Remus and Harry were if the racking sobs meant anything. "First, why do I have to do this?"
"Because you speak pregnant and we are incompitant men who grovel at the chance to bask in your glory," Severus said without missing a beat and the other two men nodded rapidly in agreement.
Lily sighed and gestured for them to step back and be quiet. "Harry, Remus, can I come in?" She asked sweetly and heard the lock on the door click. "Severus I know you have a box of Honeydukes best chocolate, go get it," she whispered and slipped into the room.
xXx
Severus returned with the chocolate and saw his brother and Sirius were still outside the room. "Can we go in yet?" He asked approaching the area with caution.
"Lily told me to wait for you before going in," Sirius said and opened the door, letting Severus go in frist incase there was any flying objects headed towards the door. When the Potions Master wasn't hit by anything, he decided it was safe enough to enter.
Severus imediately went to his crying fiance's side, wrapping his arms around the cat boy. He whispered soothing babble into Harry's ear until the crying had stopped. "I love you," he whispered, not afraid to admit it in the presence of Sirius or anyone else. "Septus didn't mean to insult you, when he said you looked pregnant, he meant you are glowing."
"I'm not glowing," Harry sniffed as he pulled back a little from Severus' embrace, searching the man's onyx gaze for an ounce of dishonesty and found none, just over-whelming love.
"Yes you are, positively with new life," Severus smiled and kissed Harry tenderly. "Come on, it's almost time for the wedding. That is, if you still want to get married," he said as he stood, hoping that everything Harry had said had just been hormone fueled lies.
"Of course I still want to marry you!" Harry said excitedly and glomped his husband before skirting out of the room with an equally excited Remus.
"Only seven more months of this," Severus sighed in relief, he couldn't take much more of the mood swings.
"Speak for yourself, I've got eight," Sirius crinched and for the first time heard Severus chuckle.
xXx
Severus was wearing black dress robes with silver and blue trim, his hair was loose, Lily had done something that had brought out the curl in it so it fell in soft waves across his shoulders.
Harry was in forest gree robes, his hair was still messy, but in a sexy way. He was glowing more than usual.
Septus was grinning like a madman in his crushed midnight blue velvet robes. He tied the ribbon around his brother and Harry's wrists as the man who was marrying them spoke.
"I do," Severus said, still slightly nervous.
"I do," Harry smiled.
"I pronounce you man and man, you may now kiss."
Never missing a chance to stake his claim, Severus kissed Harry passionately. His tongue deviled into the teen's mouth, exploring the hot cavern. Catcalls and whistles exploded when he dipped Harry, deepening the already deep kiss.
"You're not supposed to french the bride," Harry whispered when he was finally righted and the kiss was broken.
Severus only chuckled at that. "I'll be doing a lot more than just frenching you for a few weeks," he said quietly and Harry's face exploded in a blush.
I know, short, blah blah blah, next chapter will be longer blah blah blah. Revised hotties list!
1.Tim Curry-One of the few men who can pull off drag! ALL HAIL THE FISHNET!!!
(Rocky Horror Picture Show, Clue)
2.Alan Rickman-Severus Snape in the movies, the whole dueling scene with Lockhart, god he looked so fucking sexy in those robes.(Harry Potter, Galaxy Quest)
3.David Bowie-HE'S SO HOT IN THE LABYRINTH!!!
(Labyrinth, Zoolander...I think)
4.Danny Bonaduci-I can't spell his name, but the muscular redhead who's completely insane.
5.Johnny Depp-Still fucking hot!
(Pirates of the Caribbean, Secret Window, Sleep Hollow)
6.Hugh Jackman-Wolverine, Van Helsing, he's got the whole primal animalistic thing going for him.
(X-Men, Van Helsing)
7.Jason Statham-His voice is just so fucking HOT!!! And he's really fucking hot too!!!
(Transporter, Crank)
8.Gackt-He's hot and he can sing!
(JPR (Japanese Pop-Rock), Moonchild.)
9.Cillian Murphy-He's got the psycho hotness going for him.
(Red Eye, Batman)
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